Von Gulliver
@sambites.bsky.social
Titanic survivor 🚣
happy-go-lucky-pessimist 😵💫
husband, dog dad 👬🐶
uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizin'
OG-GenXer: I got hurt so you didn't have to.✂️
happy-go-lucky-pessimist 😵💫
husband, dog dad 👬🐶
uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizin'
OG-GenXer: I got hurt so you didn't have to.✂️
If you don’t like a clean kitchen sink just have two teenage boys come through.
I have literally cleaned that sink 10,000 times.
I have literally cleaned that sink 10,000 times.
October 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
If you don’t like a clean kitchen sink just have two teenage boys come through.
I have literally cleaned that sink 10,000 times.
I have literally cleaned that sink 10,000 times.
Giant six foot teenage nephews everywhere! Feeding these two and watching them eat is surreal!
October 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Giant six foot teenage nephews everywhere! Feeding these two and watching them eat is surreal!
I had to remind my husband he was already ruptured on May 21, 2011. He was surprised by this.
September 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I had to remind my husband he was already ruptured on May 21, 2011. He was surprised by this.
This was my church as a kid and free samples were my communion.
September 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This was my church as a kid and free samples were my communion.
TIL, by listening to the kid next to me at the barbers, that this is called The Broccoli Cut. "The broccoli haircut is a trendy hairstyle characterized by short, tapered sides and voluminous, curly hair on top, resembling a floret of broccoli. It gained popularity among teenage boys in the 2020s."
August 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
TIL, by listening to the kid next to me at the barbers, that this is called The Broccoli Cut. "The broccoli haircut is a trendy hairstyle characterized by short, tapered sides and voluminous, curly hair on top, resembling a floret of broccoli. It gained popularity among teenage boys in the 2020s."
NGL these are gross, but they are everywhere now.
July 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
NGL these are gross, but they are everywhere now.
Inside you there are two wolves
July 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Inside you there are two wolves
I KNOW you know you give off manager vibes and I have never even met you!!!!!!🤪🤣
July 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I KNOW you know you give off manager vibes and I have never even met you!!!!!!🤪🤣
not a cellphone in sight.
just people enjoying their lives
just people enjoying their lives
July 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
not a cellphone in sight.
just people enjoying their lives
just people enjoying their lives
This furry Canis latrans has been our neighborhood all week.
He seems to act like a friendly dog and looks at you
“Like why the fuck aren’t you petting me !” But I know he wants my chihuahua.
He seems to act like a friendly dog and looks at you
“Like why the fuck aren’t you petting me !” But I know he wants my chihuahua.
July 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This furry Canis latrans has been our neighborhood all week.
He seems to act like a friendly dog and looks at you
“Like why the fuck aren’t you petting me !” But I know he wants my chihuahua.
He seems to act like a friendly dog and looks at you
“Like why the fuck aren’t you petting me !” But I know he wants my chihuahua.
She wants to soak up the sun!!!!!!!
July 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
She wants to soak up the sun!!!!!!!
Saw some nature today!
July 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Saw some nature today!
Sorry but you are all wrong.
July 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Sorry but you are all wrong.
Finishing pride with a gay classic
July 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Finishing pride with a gay classic
Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
That coyote is really a crazy clown,
When will he learn that he never can mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone,
Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
That coyote is really a crazy clown,
When will he learn that he never can mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone,
Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun.
June 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
That coyote is really a crazy clown,
When will he learn that he never can mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone,
Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
That coyote is really a crazy clown,
When will he learn that he never can mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone,
Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun.
