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OK MACHO SATAN
@samansucks.bsky.social
Butterface from the dark beneath. 36, she/her, A Homosexual. American adult EAL teacher in Toronto (likely permanently). I love horror shit, nerd shit, and gay shit. Filthy lefty type. Certified wife guy.
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it feels inappropriate to say ‘happy’ trans day of remembrance but i hope it has been a meaningful day and i hope my cis friends are doing right by the trans people in their lives
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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I see trees of green, red roses too,
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
One thing about my new job (which is teaching English to mostly-Japanese university exchange students) is that it's really restoring my Japanese vocabulary! I feel like so much is coming back to me lately (I'm not speaking it with the students, I'm mostly eavesdropping lol)
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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listen as much as I like to complain and point out how problematic my rural upbringing was, I'm also very not okay with people going like "oh you must be INHERENTLY a massive bigot haha. kudos on moving past that"

FUCK off
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I've been thinking about the holidays and whether it's worth attempting to go home. Like 1) I'm worried about my wife's safety and well-being and 2) I don't want to spend time with my step-dad's super fashy extended family (they always come over on holidays).
October 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My wife is gone for the weekend for a conference and I am lonely so I'm admiring the pictures of her and the sunrise I took yesterday morning before she left.
October 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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superpower whose economy is built on data center construction, sports betting, healthcare extortion, and subprime auto loans. very healthy
October 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Windows 11 is going well at work
September 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Thank you sooooo much for coming to the show in Toronto yesterday ❣️ It was an absolutely fantastic night because of each of you. I’ll be cherishing the moments until we meet again 🫶

Tomorrow, I’ll be performing at Middle East in Boston 🍉🪽
September 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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This is what solidarity looks like!
September 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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We gotta lower the rent guys
September 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I really enjoyed this pilot last night, I'm making my wife watch it with me later today! Def recommend. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCAd...
September 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Transgender people are owed a retraction and apology from @wsj.com. The lie has already become canon to millions and it seems the least they could do.
From the Charlie Kirk press conference:
September 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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unicorn sticker sheet!
September 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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A new report from TransActual shows that trans and cisgender people face job loss, violence, vigilantism and wholesale exclusion following the Supreme Court Ruling and EHRC guidance.

Read the report at: tinyurl.com/trans-segreg...

#Trans #Transgender #Nonbinary #EqualityAct #EHRC #TransRights
August 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
If you like Gavin Newsom's online trolling and think that should make him president, consider that who you actually like is his social media manager and that Newsom remains a soulless chunk of plastic with no real values or opinions. Maybe you should start pushing for his social media guy to run lol
August 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Western liberals can't stop depicting trump and putin as a gay couple doing gay stuff. There's so many caricatures of them, out there, either fucking or giving each other a blowjob. Homophobia as the height of liberal criticism of trump and putin. That's it, bruh. That's all the shitlibs have.
August 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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⚔️
August 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Five years ago I was a lonely pre-k teacher in Chicago whose bank account was overdrawn almost every month. Since then I have gone to grad school, met my wife, changed careers, and moved to Toronto. I'm living a much happier and more comfortable life than I was in the year 2020 on a personal level.
Ok. It feels like quite literally everything is worse than it was 5 years ago. Products, commercials, the world etc.

So I ask: what are you experiencing that you feel is better than it was 5 years ago?
August 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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It’s very funny that the left wing is subject to constant internal and external hand-wringing about the Crisis of Masculinity and the right wing is full of guys panicking about how sex with your wife is gay and traveling makes you a woman
Being right wing is so hard bc you’re not allowed to acknowledge any actual phenomena that shape the world, so when you try to describe something you just end up sounding like if a person speaking in tongues worshipped the internet instead of god
August 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Wilmer (and Cyrus) was a couple of years below me in undergrad. I just saw a mutual acquaintance posting about this elsewhere. Anyone else feel like they're choking on horror and despair all the time these days? That's not a real question, I already know the answer.
Wilmer Chavarria, a US citizen, Global Entry member, and Vermont school superintendent, was detained returning to the US from a trip abroad with his husband. CBP told him he had "no Constitutional rights," took his phone and laptop, and revoked his Global Entry.
m.sevendaysvt.com/news/winoosk...
Winooski Superintendent Detained, Questioned by Border Officials
Superintendent Wilmer Chavarria, a U.S. citizen, was questioned for hours at a Houston airport as he returned from a visit to Nicaragua with his husband.
m.sevendaysvt.com
August 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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"What if we taught men to get laid leftistly"

what if men cared about the loss of our bodily autonomy, the abuse we face as a result of coerced economic dependence and the actual pandemic of femicidal violence we have to contend with, more than they cared about sexual access to our bodies
August 2, 2025 at 8:17 AM