SALT!
@saltslimes.bsky.social
Canada - 30 - she/her, if you can believe it - https://archiveofourown.org/users/saltslimes/pseuds/saltslimes
The vote was for bug sex
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The vote was for bug sex
[creaking husk voice]: wip wednesday you say…?
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
[creaking husk voice]: wip wednesday you say…?
It’s ok to make ocs… could be fun, even. You can even make them straight since you seem interested in that
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It’s ok to make ocs… could be fun, even. You can even make them straight since you seem interested in that
He GAVE CUNT
I need people to stop erasing Jayce's fashionista tendencies in fanfics
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
He GAVE CUNT
Only way suicidal viktorless Jayce is getting tattoos in prison is if someone used him as a test swatch
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Only way suicidal viktorless Jayce is getting tattoos in prison is if someone used him as a test swatch
People are making erroneous claims about the people’s princess again
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
People are making erroneous claims about the people’s princess again
Spent all day tabling a con and I come home to discourse 👀
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Spent all day tabling a con and I come home to discourse 👀
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i think some ppl would be better off they just admitted they wanted to fuck this guy and not viktor. to be honest
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i think some ppl would be better off they just admitted they wanted to fuck this guy and not viktor. to be honest
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jayce in stillwater saves his runestone from being confiscated by putting it in his butt. and then he gets magic powers. send
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
jayce in stillwater saves his runestone from being confiscated by putting it in his butt. and then he gets magic powers. send
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God, Jayce's face in this scene when he realises that he's losing Viktor but desperately tries to convince himself otherwise right before saying "I'm going to resign from the Council."
#jayvik
#jayvik
March 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
God, Jayce's face in this scene when he realises that he's losing Viktor but desperately tries to convince himself otherwise right before saying "I'm going to resign from the Council."
#jayvik
#jayvik
Researching again 😡😡😡
TBT when I was like ughhh how do u think toilets work in runeterra I HATE research
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Researching again 😡😡😡
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September 3, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Me last night: idk if I’m gonna be able to write much
The reliable Viktor crash out: 🌝
The reliable Viktor crash out: 🌝
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Me last night: idk if I’m gonna be able to write much
The reliable Viktor crash out: 🌝
The reliable Viktor crash out: 🌝
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thinking abt how jayce was willing to compromise himself to appease others and fulfill a "greater good" but the moment any harm could come to viktor he immediately tossed all that aside. bends to heimer re:hextech but ousts him when he threatens viktor's chance at a cure. thats crazy dude #jayvik
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
thinking abt how jayce was willing to compromise himself to appease others and fulfill a "greater good" but the moment any harm could come to viktor he immediately tossed all that aside. bends to heimer re:hextech but ousts him when he threatens viktor's chance at a cure. thats crazy dude #jayvik
Strictly two modes for Jayce in this one: actively suicidal and twirling his hair at Viktor
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Strictly two modes for Jayce in this one: actively suicidal and twirling his hair at Viktor
Problem is I can’t be trusted with a WIP. You cannot catch me posting a WIP. I’m retired from posting a WIP
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Problem is I can’t be trusted with a WIP. You cannot catch me posting a WIP. I’m retired from posting a WIP
Me rn…
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Me rn…
Act normal act normal
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Act normal act normal
The hold mountain goats lyrics have on me…. Hrghhh I don’t need a tmg only jayvik playlist… unless
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The hold mountain goats lyrics have on me…. Hrghhh I don’t need a tmg only jayvik playlist… unless
The more I see big huge sexy Vander the more I know he gave birth to Claggor
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The more I see big huge sexy Vander the more I know he gave birth to Claggor
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I saw a ref + an urging to draw jayce in this pose on twt, blacked out for two hours, and then came to with this on my ipad screen #jaycetalis
August 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I saw a ref + an urging to draw jayce in this pose on twt, blacked out for two hours, and then came to with this on my ipad screen #jaycetalis
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Just saw a post looking for ppl who have been in the games industry over 5 years and are comfortable and I’m like god… 8 years and I got tortured at every single job
November 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Just saw a post looking for ppl who have been in the games industry over 5 years and are comfortable and I’m like god… 8 years and I got tortured at every single job
Probably the least of his worries but I bet his back was SO itchy
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Probably the least of his worries but I bet his back was SO itchy