Safetytank
@safetytank.bsky.social
I don't care for these new Nazis and you may quote me on that
When u mention making a vaccine appointment & a friend asks if u want company for it bc they remember ur scared of needles 🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
When u mention making a vaccine appointment & a friend asks if u want company for it bc they remember ur scared of needles 🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️
Love having to explain six separate times to a (presumably) adult woman that the department she wants to call has no main phone number, just individual employee numbers. You think that would be a simple concept to grasp, and not one that needed to be explained Six Fucking Times
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Love having to explain six separate times to a (presumably) adult woman that the department she wants to call has no main phone number, just individual employee numbers. You think that would be a simple concept to grasp, and not one that needed to be explained Six Fucking Times
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Do you like your matcha hot or iced? Try this lightly-swirled iced matcha flight from the @sanjicookbook.bsky.social zine!
Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com starting on November 15th to get this drink recipe and many more!!!
Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com starting on November 15th to get this drink recipe and many more!!!
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Do you like your matcha hot or iced? Try this lightly-swirled iced matcha flight from the @sanjicookbook.bsky.social zine!
Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com starting on November 15th to get this drink recipe and many more!!!
Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com starting on November 15th to get this drink recipe and many more!!!
Forgiven for nail-clipping crimes
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Forgiven for nail-clipping crimes
Did NOT lock in for the final train segment from The Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog but in my defense I shouldn't have to break my fingers on my birthday (other days are fine tho)
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Did NOT lock in for the final train segment from The Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog but in my defense I shouldn't have to break my fingers on my birthday (other days are fine tho)
Birthday figgies!!!
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Birthday figgies!!!
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Fun fact, I wrote several entries for "Awakened", including lovely Maeja pictured here <3 it was a really delightful project to get to work on!
"Awakened" is our exploration of numerous fully illustrated characters who have become awakened and now roam the world with their own backstory, goals, and ambitions.
Discover new creature NPCs and companions with bestowed intellect to spice up your campaign or inspire new characters.
Discover new creature NPCs and companions with bestowed intellect to spice up your campaign or inspire new characters.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Fun fact, I wrote several entries for "Awakened", including lovely Maeja pictured here <3 it was a really delightful project to get to work on!
Deeply enamored how any character in Mononoke so far will be like "MS can you help us with this problem in a normal way" & he's like "absolutely not" & then does some unnecessary wizard shit
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Deeply enamored how any character in Mononoke so far will be like "MS can you help us with this problem in a normal way" & he's like "absolutely not" & then does some unnecessary wizard shit
(watching Wicked #1 the other night) Oh they're doing a little stage show for exposition, that's cute. Ooh I like the outfits, you can always get me with a good gradient coloTHAT'S KRISTIN CHENOWETH. THAT'S KRISTIN CHENOWETH I'D KNOW THAT VIBRATO ANYWHERE
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
(watching Wicked #1 the other night) Oh they're doing a little stage show for exposition, that's cute. Ooh I like the outfits, you can always get me with a good gradient coloTHAT'S KRISTIN CHENOWETH. THAT'S KRISTIN CHENOWETH I'D KNOW THAT VIBRATO ANYWHERE
The Nutbeast, who has spent the past few months licking the fur off the entire back end of her body, now refuses to go downstairs bc the floor is too cold 🤦
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The Nutbeast, who has spent the past few months licking the fur off the entire back end of her body, now refuses to go downstairs bc the floor is too cold 🤦
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Whoa hey, a review of Ryuutama? In 2025? Hell yeah. One of these days we'll get the second book and other content released in English...hopefully...
If you do like Ryuutama, you should also check out this community release I contributed to this year! campfirecollection.itch.io/campfire-col...
If you do like Ryuutama, you should also check out this community release I contributed to this year! campfirecollection.itch.io/campfire-col...
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Whoa hey, a review of Ryuutama? In 2025? Hell yeah. One of these days we'll get the second book and other content released in English...hopefully...
If you do like Ryuutama, you should also check out this community release I contributed to this year! campfirecollection.itch.io/campfire-col...
If you do like Ryuutama, you should also check out this community release I contributed to this year! campfirecollection.itch.io/campfire-col...
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Every day starts with a good breakfast, and theres no better place to find a recipe than the @sanjicookbook.bsky.social zine!
Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com starting November 15th to get this recipe for these savory breakfast crepes and so many more!!
Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com starting November 15th to get this recipe for these savory breakfast crepes and so many more!!
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Every day starts with a good breakfast, and theres no better place to find a recipe than the @sanjicookbook.bsky.social zine!
Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com starting November 15th to get this recipe for these savory breakfast crepes and so many more!!
Check out pre-orders at sanjicookbook.bigcartel.com starting November 15th to get this recipe for these savory breakfast crepes and so many more!!
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I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit
this should not be controversial 🫠
this should not be controversial 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit
this should not be controversial 🫠
this should not be controversial 🫠
I cannot describe how Nutmeg jumped off my lap in any words other than "aerial Akira slide"
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I cannot describe how Nutmeg jumped off my lap in any words other than "aerial Akira slide"
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It's my mission to make sure all my friends learn of major news via sexy copypasta
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It's my mission to make sure all my friends learn of major news via sexy copypasta
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REMINDER: Daylight Savings Ends Today...and if you have ADHD, your sleep is about to get extra messyyyy!!
Un-fun fact: 78% of adults with ADHD have chronic sleep-onset insomnia, and even the stupid 1-hour time Daylight Savings shift can severely disrupt our already-delayed circadian rhythms 🧵 ⬇️
Un-fun fact: 78% of adults with ADHD have chronic sleep-onset insomnia, and even the stupid 1-hour time Daylight Savings shift can severely disrupt our already-delayed circadian rhythms 🧵 ⬇️
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
REMINDER: Daylight Savings Ends Today...and if you have ADHD, your sleep is about to get extra messyyyy!!
Un-fun fact: 78% of adults with ADHD have chronic sleep-onset insomnia, and even the stupid 1-hour time Daylight Savings shift can severely disrupt our already-delayed circadian rhythms 🧵 ⬇️
Un-fun fact: 78% of adults with ADHD have chronic sleep-onset insomnia, and even the stupid 1-hour time Daylight Savings shift can severely disrupt our already-delayed circadian rhythms 🧵 ⬇️
Momentarily forgetting the word "unfrosted" in relation to donuts & going "yeah the naked one"
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Momentarily forgetting the word "unfrosted" in relation to donuts & going "yeah the naked one"
You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about
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HAHA JK THEY GOT ME.
Join us for a a 60-person CBR+PNK megagame set in a sprawling arcology packed with asymmetrical teams, secret objectives, and emergent story! You and your table drive the action through dealmaking, daring moves, and discovery… Get your tickets at: www.myth.works/products/sci...
Join us for a a 60-person CBR+PNK megagame set in a sprawling arcology packed with asymmetrical teams, secret objectives, and emergent story! You and your table drive the action through dealmaking, daring moves, and discovery… Get your tickets at: www.myth.works/products/sci...
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
HAHA JK THEY GOT ME.
Join us for a a 60-person CBR+PNK megagame set in a sprawling arcology packed with asymmetrical teams, secret objectives, and emergent story! You and your table drive the action through dealmaking, daring moves, and discovery… Get your tickets at: www.myth.works/products/sci...
Join us for a a 60-person CBR+PNK megagame set in a sprawling arcology packed with asymmetrical teams, secret objectives, and emergent story! You and your table drive the action through dealmaking, daring moves, and discovery… Get your tickets at: www.myth.works/products/sci...
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Big shout out to @flextheflex.bsky.social for helping me take reference photos for this piece while I hunched on the floor like a goblin
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#dragonage / dragon age #leliana #lelianazine
Our next preview is a page from our 5th Blight Era featuring Leliana rising up as a Lyrium Ghost at the Temple by @safetytank.bsky.social !
☀️ lelianazine.bigcartel.com
#dragonage / dragon age #leliana #lelianazine
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Big shout out to @flextheflex.bsky.social for helping me take reference photos for this piece while I hunched on the floor like a goblin
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One of my favorite "I Know Adam Seats" button moments was when I found out that @flextheflex.bsky.social thought they were like a "Friends of Dorothy" thing but for weebs & that I didn't exist... right up until the point their roommate sent them a picture of me helping take care of their cat. 😹
So, out of context, my username is kind of a weird choice. Certainly most people don't use their name as their brand - it's nice to have internet anonymity. Unfortunately, I meme'd myself in college accidentally and now I have to get these buttons made from time to time. Let me tell you that story.
October 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One of my favorite "I Know Adam Seats" button moments was when I found out that @flextheflex.bsky.social thought they were like a "Friends of Dorothy" thing but for weebs & that I didn't exist... right up until the point their roommate sent them a picture of me helping take care of their cat. 😹
National Cat Day = gotta post the little fart machine
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
National Cat Day = gotta post the little fart machine
- Watching a YouTube review of a bad fantasy book for the lulz
- Story involves a "deadly" magic competition, but all they do is stage stuff (fireworks, illusions, levitation, changing lead to gold, etc)
- Nothing that actually proves these characters are powerful/dangerous, just... entertaining???
- Story involves a "deadly" magic competition, but all they do is stage stuff (fireworks, illusions, levitation, changing lead to gold, etc)
- Nothing that actually proves these characters are powerful/dangerous, just... entertaining???
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
- Watching a YouTube review of a bad fantasy book for the lulz
- Story involves a "deadly" magic competition, but all they do is stage stuff (fireworks, illusions, levitation, changing lead to gold, etc)
- Nothing that actually proves these characters are powerful/dangerous, just... entertaining???
- Story involves a "deadly" magic competition, but all they do is stage stuff (fireworks, illusions, levitation, changing lead to gold, etc)
- Nothing that actually proves these characters are powerful/dangerous, just... entertaining???
Trying out a new orb with which to delay the onset of the winter melancholies, WML 🔮✨
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Trying out a new orb with which to delay the onset of the winter melancholies, WML 🔮✨