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Customer service baybeeeeee ಥ_ಥ

Her: I need help with (category containing several options)
Me: ok, will that be Option A, B, or C
Her: it's (category)
Me: and is that related to A, B, or C
Her: ... (Category)?
Me: Again, is that A, B, or C
Her: I think it's B...C
Me: does that mean B or C?
Her: ... I guess it's B
Me: (┛ಸ_ಸ)┛彡┻━┻

Different (presumably) adult woman taking 4 repetitions of the same multiple-choice question before finally settling on an answer @_@ what is WITH people this week

"I'm gonna rearrange this entire wall & put up some floating shelves and maybe put a bookcase in this corner" vs "ok but when are you mopping the floor like u said u would"

Dinosaurs! House parties! Mild windowsill concussions!

Old Fuck: why are me & my wife's bills exactly the same
Me: you're both being taxed for almost exactly 2 months. Yours is August-October & hers is October-December
OF: but Why are they the same!!!
Me: they're...the same length of time. 2 months each, almost to the day
OF: BuT wHy ArE tHeY tHe SaME

Oh my God is she ok?

Saving this bc I really enjoyed reading that one & would absolutely try it out

Oh my GOD that sounds so annoying 😩😩😩

Apparently I am full of shit bc there's at least one local holiday support program that requires applications in by mid-September, which seems unkind

Omg same, both with writing + any visual self-portrait that isn't a lil cartoon guy

What about Thursday instead?

Ah fuck I need to get mine too but I keep forgetting

😩😩😩😩 are u gonna be ok for slugs tonight or would u rather reschedule

Oh what the hell 😡🌡️ do u need me to bring u some extra blankets tomorrow?

Oh yeah you'd tear up in one of these ✨