@flextheflex.bsky.social
Last year I was overjoyed to work on two recipes for @miaowzine.bsky.social. They raised $3,653.26 for RAPS Cat Sanctuary with additional donations made to local shelters in five different countries.
January 11, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Last year I was overjoyed to work on two recipes for @miaowzine.bsky.social. They raised $3,653.26 for RAPS Cat Sanctuary with additional donations made to local shelters in five different countries.
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![the hype
@thehyyyype.bsky.social
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
Nov 18, 2025 at 11:48 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreibkjesznrf7pxmxnghhutod6s4hqpwearlqa6unajg5ep5r5ulqd4@jpeg)
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youre going to be ok, its as shrimple as that
January 9, 2026 at 7:52 AM
youre going to be ok, its as shrimple as that
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Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.
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when creating an oc, remember the 3 S rules:
1. self-indulge
2. spite
3. sthink with your dick
1. self-indulge
2. spite
3. sthink with your dick
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
when creating an oc, remember the 3 S rules:
1. self-indulge
2. spite
3. sthink with your dick
1. self-indulge
2. spite
3. sthink with your dick
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![Alan Wagner
@truewagner
At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once...
[photo of a poster on a telephone pole that reads:
HOW TO "PUNISH" MY DAUGHTER?
My daughter is biting hair!
I'm a single father so l don't have the "maternal instinct".
CALLING ALL MOMS...
Best way to tell her this is not ok with out being too harsh?
Please write the answer:
(handwritten answers:)
Feed her a stew that makes her blind Feed her a stew that makes her go Blind for 1 day
Stew that blinDs her For A DAY
Feed Her A TyPe of stew that Makes her
Blind For 1 Day
1 Day Blinding Stew]
1:30 PM • Jan 30, 2024](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreihx53mvzcwy4x6lrj7n7slcvrorgaswn2crzdxkfjxb76ovau7qoe@jpeg)
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![kassanova
@deuxnan
breadwinner gf: *exasperated sigh* come on, you know you have to go to sleep, you've got a big day tomorrow buddy
me [dressed in an evangelion onesie]: *solemnly* i saw on 4chan that bedtimes are a psyop
2:37 AM • 2022-10-15](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreihxveggz6ospn2cyoh2fhkq6aa4ncmatyej77mlurqq67jxeephqq@jpeg)
i'm resubbing to ffxiv let's play a fun game called "where did i log out last"
December 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i'm resubbing to ffxiv let's play a fun game called "where did i log out last"
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really the only advice I can give both new and old users is don’t sub to blocklists, because people use them for revenge and trolling and you’ll end up blocking people you like 💀
Why tf? Were you added to one of these revenge blocklists? I have a bunch of folks blocking me because of those. Alas :///
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
really the only advice I can give both new and old users is don’t sub to blocklists, because people use them for revenge and trolling and you’ll end up blocking people you like 💀
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I guess though, now is the time to remind everyone that I do draw! I'm a traditional and digital media artist. My current "day job" has cut a lot into my free time, but I love art, original characters, fantasy, giant robots and creating when I can.
(Also tell me about ur ocs) #selfpromo #art
(Also tell me about ur ocs) #selfpromo #art
December 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I guess though, now is the time to remind everyone that I do draw! I'm a traditional and digital media artist. My current "day job" has cut a lot into my free time, but I love art, original characters, fantasy, giant robots and creating when I can.
(Also tell me about ur ocs) #selfpromo #art
(Also tell me about ur ocs) #selfpromo #art
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Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
I’ve been trying very hard to not be an asshole as I get older. Often, that just means keeping my mouth shut and nodding along.
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
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💙Preorders Close in 2 Weeks!💙
Time for dessert! Do you prefer pudding or mousse?
🔗Link below!⬇️
🩵Preorders Close December 31st🩵
Time for dessert! Do you prefer pudding or mousse?
🔗Link below!⬇️
🩵Preorders Close December 31st🩵
December 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
💙Preorders Close in 2 Weeks!💙
Time for dessert! Do you prefer pudding or mousse?
🔗Link below!⬇️
🩵Preorders Close December 31st🩵
Time for dessert! Do you prefer pudding or mousse?
🔗Link below!⬇️
🩵Preorders Close December 31st🩵
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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i keep getting caught gazing at people's newborn babies. relax pal i'm just hungry
December 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i keep getting caught gazing at people's newborn babies. relax pal i'm just hungry
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(leaving a yelp review after getting my ass kicked six or seven times during a single meal at the fancy restaurant) The bread was honestly fantastic
December 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
(leaving a yelp review after getting my ass kicked six or seven times during a single meal at the fancy restaurant) The bread was honestly fantastic
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.