Lily of the Alley 💦🥩
@safariflap.bsky.social
I don’t think you’re legally allowed to ask me that.
Does anyone have a Sweatin’ to the Nazis workout tape to help me keep up with 2025
July 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Does anyone have a Sweatin’ to the Nazis workout tape to help me keep up with 2025
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Me walking back into the party after clogging the host's toilet.
a man wearing a vest and a white shirt is standing with his arms outstretched
ALT: a man wearing a vest and a white shirt is standing with his arms outstretched
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June 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Me walking back into the party after clogging the host's toilet.
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Happy Helen Keller Appreciation Week to those who celebrate!
June 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Happy Helen Keller Appreciation Week to those who celebrate!
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Load bearing wall? You mean where I keep my glory holes?
June 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Load bearing wall? You mean where I keep my glory holes?
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What does a jar of Planter's and Frankenstein's monster have in common?
Mixed nuts
Mixed nuts
June 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What does a jar of Planter's and Frankenstein's monster have in common?
Mixed nuts
Mixed nuts
Trump is the 9/11 of U.S. Presidents
June 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Trump is the 9/11 of U.S. Presidents
Meeting your mistress at Denny’s is called a sneaky sausage link
April 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Meeting your mistress at Denny’s is called a sneaky sausage link
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If your bush looks like this, HMU
April 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If your bush looks like this, HMU
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Winking at the lady traffic cop after pointing out where it says 'Organ Donor' on my driver's license.
April 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Winking at the lady traffic cop after pointing out where it says 'Organ Donor' on my driver's license.
Wait @beardium.bsky.social I thought you lived in WV?
March 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Wait @beardium.bsky.social I thought you lived in WV?
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Birth rates have dropped in red states because the government was putting incestacide in the Mountain Dew.
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Birth rates have dropped in red states because the government was putting incestacide in the Mountain Dew.
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M. Night Shyamalan's The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
March 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
M. Night Shyamalan's The Sixth Sense and Sensibility
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Eating low mane for dinner
March 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Eating low mane for dinner
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Congress Democrats holding up wallet sized photos of starving Americans 100 yards away from the camera as "Angel" plays.
March 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Congress Democrats holding up wallet sized photos of starving Americans 100 yards away from the camera as "Angel" plays.
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If you can't handle me at my Jesus Tap
Then you don't deserve me at my Dancing Christ.
Then you don't deserve me at my Dancing Christ.
March 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
If you can't handle me at my Jesus Tap
Then you don't deserve me at my Dancing Christ.
Then you don't deserve me at my Dancing Christ.
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i have once again been tricked and manipulated as my dogs expressed the very normal and daily need to “go outside and go potty” yet have immediately revealed that the true nature of their intent is to “goof around” smdh
March 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
i have once again been tricked and manipulated as my dogs expressed the very normal and daily need to “go outside and go potty” yet have immediately revealed that the true nature of their intent is to “goof around” smdh
He’s going to say that we are opening diplomatic talks with Russia. He is going to say we are allies. He has sold us like one of his rotten pieces of steak.
March 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
He’s going to say that we are opening diplomatic talks with Russia. He is going to say we are allies. He has sold us like one of his rotten pieces of steak.
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do you like chips and salsa or do you like chips and whole jar of salsa
March 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
do you like chips and salsa or do you like chips and whole jar of salsa
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This is my Etsy shop/business. I have sold some buttons in vendor booths & thought I would try it on Etsy. I only have buttons listed so far. More items coming soon.
I'll link a coupon code below just for BlueSky users if anyone is interested. Thank you!
longwellcraftworks.etsy.com?coupon=SAVE2...
I'll link a coupon code below just for BlueSky users if anyone is interested. Thank you!
longwellcraftworks.etsy.com?coupon=SAVE2...
February 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is my Etsy shop/business. I have sold some buttons in vendor booths & thought I would try it on Etsy. I only have buttons listed so far. More items coming soon.
I'll link a coupon code below just for BlueSky users if anyone is interested. Thank you!
longwellcraftworks.etsy.com?coupon=SAVE2...
I'll link a coupon code below just for BlueSky users if anyone is interested. Thank you!
longwellcraftworks.etsy.com?coupon=SAVE2...
Just submitted my first email to Elon
5 Bullet points for the week:
1. I jumped
2. a little
3. gay jump
4. for my Daddy
5. Elon
5 Bullet points for the week:
1. I jumped
2. a little
3. gay jump
4. for my Daddy
5. Elon
February 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Just submitted my first email to Elon
5 Bullet points for the week:
1. I jumped
2. a little
3. gay jump
4. for my Daddy
5. Elon
5 Bullet points for the week:
1. I jumped
2. a little
3. gay jump
4. for my Daddy
5. Elon
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The real Gulf of America is an abandoned gas station turned meth lab in the back country of Kentucky.
February 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The real Gulf of America is an abandoned gas station turned meth lab in the back country of Kentucky.
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I start whore training tomorrow
February 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I start whore training tomorrow
Eating a warm churro and wondering how Bella could give up cinnamon goodness for vampire dick
January 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Eating a warm churro and wondering how Bella could give up cinnamon goodness for vampire dick
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Who would you rather meet in the woods?
A bear, or a feral Helen Keller?
A bear, or a feral Helen Keller?
January 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Who would you rather meet in the woods?
A bear, or a feral Helen Keller?
A bear, or a feral Helen Keller?