Sabi Wolf
@sabithewolf.bsky.social
Southern California wolf. Grad student in linguistics. Late 30s and he/they. Irish and American dual citizen. I ❤️ blåhaj and coyotes. ΘΔ
To echo an old Stephen Colbert bit, when I look at this administration, all I can think is that I haven’t seen this many wound-up dirtbags in one place since they put the good cold medicine behind the counter.
February 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
To echo an old Stephen Colbert bit, when I look at this administration, all I can think is that I haven’t seen this many wound-up dirtbags in one place since they put the good cold medicine behind the counter.
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On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
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I stopped by “The Late Show” (soon to be the LATE Late Show) to give Mr. Colbert a piece of my hand-drawn mind.
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I stopped by “The Late Show” (soon to be the LATE Late Show) to give Mr. Colbert a piece of my hand-drawn mind.
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
I made my apartment smell magically delicious with my slow cooker and I’m practically humping the walls because I have five hours left until the food is ready.
February 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I made my apartment smell magically delicious with my slow cooker and I’m practically humping the walls because I have five hours left until the food is ready.
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I'm posting this on behalf of my friend @quest64official.bsky.social , who needs your help. We are taking donations of money, food, kidneys and blood (so much blood). Please share this with your friends and grandparents!
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I'm posting this on behalf of my friend @quest64official.bsky.social , who needs your help. We are taking donations of money, food, kidneys and blood (so much blood). Please share this with your friends and grandparents!
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i love the current white house strategy of “daily undeniable evil scandals that make them look evil and insane” i think they should keep this up
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
i love the current white house strategy of “daily undeniable evil scandals that make them look evil and insane” i think they should keep this up
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1. A smol coyote plush
2. A recipe for oatmeal using ramen broth instead of water
3. A dictionary unlocking the letter A in translation like in FFX.
4. A CD of various animal noises
5. One turkey leg (+50HP)
1. A smol coyote plush
2. A recipe for oatmeal using ramen broth instead of water
3. A dictionary unlocking the letter A in translation like in FFX.
4. A CD of various animal noises
5. One turkey leg (+50HP)
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1. Coworkers pen I stole
2. Crumpled up gas station receipt
3. Used fish
4. ID of some guy named "Mitch" (fucking Mitch, man)
5. A letter from your grandmother shaming you for picking on such low-level monsters written by me
1. Coworkers pen I stole
2. Crumpled up gas station receipt
3. Used fish
4. ID of some guy named "Mitch" (fucking Mitch, man)
5. A letter from your grandmother shaming you for picking on such low-level monsters written by me
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1. like 6 burt's beeswaxes
2. overall shorts
3. an entire freshly baked sourdough
4. chewed gum re-wrapped in its original wrapper (clean, it went through the wash)
5. a tired bumblebee
1. like 6 burt's beeswaxes
2. overall shorts
3. an entire freshly baked sourdough
4. chewed gum re-wrapped in its original wrapper (clean, it went through the wash)
5. a tired bumblebee
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1. A smol coyote plush
2. A recipe for oatmeal using ramen broth instead of water
3. A dictionary unlocking the letter A in translation like in FFX.
4. A CD of various animal noises
5. One turkey leg (+50HP)
1. A smol coyote plush
2. A recipe for oatmeal using ramen broth instead of water
3. A dictionary unlocking the letter A in translation like in FFX.
4. A CD of various animal noises
5. One turkey leg (+50HP)
Never 👏 not 👏 booping 👏 snoot 💥
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Never 👏 not 👏 booping 👏 snoot 💥
What if I made a cassoulet in the slow cooker and made my apartment smell magically delicious all day 👀
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
What if I made a cassoulet in the slow cooker and made my apartment smell magically delicious all day 👀
I watched the AI ape video the president posted because it was like spoiled milk, I had to take a whiff to see if it was really bad, and I’ve gotta say: His legacy is going to look so bad in the context of history that people are going to not believe it.
February 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I watched the AI ape video the president posted because it was like spoiled milk, I had to take a whiff to see if it was really bad, and I’ve gotta say: His legacy is going to look so bad in the context of history that people are going to not believe it.
I have the day off today because the professor I work with is at a conference. I’m going to get real silly with it. 🐾
February 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I have the day off today because the professor I work with is at a conference. I’m going to get real silly with it. 🐾
I woke up, drank a bunch of tea, then went back to sleep. Highly recommend.
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I woke up, drank a bunch of tea, then went back to sleep. Highly recommend.
I somehow doubt anyone appreciate just how fucked up the 007 movie Live and Let Die is today. They really got down with some strange bullshit back then.
February 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I somehow doubt anyone appreciate just how fucked up the 007 movie Live and Let Die is today. They really got down with some strange bullshit back then.
I don’t know how, but Independence Day still kinda holds up after 30 years.
February 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I don’t know how, but Independence Day still kinda holds up after 30 years.
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Biggest Revelations From The Epstein Files https://theonion.com/biggest-revelations-from-the-epstein-files/
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Biggest Revelations From The Epstein Files https://theonion.com/biggest-revelations-from-the-epstein-files/
I’m the only person who speaks my language on the on-call translator pool internal website so I set my picture to this and it is a big hit:
February 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I’m the only person who speaks my language on the on-call translator pool internal website so I set my picture to this and it is a big hit:
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today has been an amazing day for refreshing webpages
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
today has been an amazing day for refreshing webpages
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1 dollar still equals 1 dollar tho
BITCOIN EXTENDS FALL, BRIEFLY DROPS BELOW $64,000, LAST DOWN 11.5% AT $64,328
February 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
1 dollar still equals 1 dollar tho
aaaaaa make it stop
Kamala Harris rebranding her socials into a youth outreach program called Headquarters_67 feels like a joke but nope. It’s just real huh
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
aaaaaa make it stop
Currently replaying Dark Souls 3, and I contend that if you are not making Three Stooges noises when you dodge and swearing creatively foul oaths when you get hit you are not enjoying the game in the spirit in which it was intended.
February 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Currently replaying Dark Souls 3, and I contend that if you are not making Three Stooges noises when you dodge and swearing creatively foul oaths when you get hit you are not enjoying the game in the spirit in which it was intended.
What in the fuck?
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
What in the fuck?
It’s been a few days since I saw that the Milan Olympics mascots are two smol stoats and yet I have seen no porn of them yet. Weird.
February 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It’s been a few days since I saw that the Milan Olympics mascots are two smol stoats and yet I have seen no porn of them yet. Weird.
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![A tweet from anno domini 2016 by randygdub reading "trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh
[audience going berserk]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:spz7xtxwn7tareapqzouydsh/bafkreiglcy4nei7u5hjhdvuytnepuae2nn5ivdwf6egewmwmjpleptgtue@jpeg)
Reddit thread where a guy who retired at 50 because Bitcoin was over $100k and now he’s irate that he has to go back to work because it’s at $65k.
Top reply: “I’ll give you 50 cents to suck my balls.”
🤌
Top reply: “I’ll give you 50 cents to suck my balls.”
🤌
February 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Reddit thread where a guy who retired at 50 because Bitcoin was over $100k and now he’s irate that he has to go back to work because it’s at $65k.
Top reply: “I’ll give you 50 cents to suck my balls.”
🤌
Top reply: “I’ll give you 50 cents to suck my balls.”
🤌
It took me like 15 minutes after waking up to reload the program of who I am and what I’m like. That’s the sign up some seriously good sleep. 👌
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
It took me like 15 minutes after waking up to reload the program of who I am and what I’m like. That’s the sign up some seriously good sleep. 👌