Saalaksin
@saalaksin.bsky.social
I'm a pointless nerd that cares too much about TTRPGs, storytelling, and strangers.
I also uninstalled my gender.
[They/Them]
I also uninstalled my gender.
[They/Them]
Can someone, like, pay me 20/hour to paint my own Warhammer, please?
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Can someone, like, pay me 20/hour to paint my own Warhammer, please?
Dear GW: Please stock your Drukhari models. I want to dive into 40k Army number 2 in the new year as I finish off AoS Army number 2.
December 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Dear GW: Please stock your Drukhari models. I want to dive into 40k Army number 2 in the new year as I finish off AoS Army number 2.
Why are Nurgle models are so ugly? Not even good-ugly. Artistic-ugly. Followers of the personification of universal decay ugly.
Just ugly. I wish I understood even half the appeal.
Just ugly. I wish I understood even half the appeal.
December 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Why are Nurgle models are so ugly? Not even good-ugly. Artistic-ugly. Followers of the personification of universal decay ugly.
Just ugly. I wish I understood even half the appeal.
Just ugly. I wish I understood even half the appeal.
Me when talking about my current #ageofsigmar army project
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Me when talking about my current #ageofsigmar army project
Dear @cerberusxt.bsky.social , this is the monster you spawned by telling me to buy more models.
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Dear @cerberusxt.bsky.social , this is the monster you spawned by telling me to buy more models.
Side chatter during #40k today. Talking about how there's "no shooting" in #ageofsigmar .
Then I look up from my T'au.
"I'm building Lumineth as my second AoS army."
"Okay, you can have shooting."
"And Cities and the Kharadron and..."
"Okay, Order can have shooting."
"Order and Skaven."
Then I look up from my T'au.
"I'm building Lumineth as my second AoS army."
"Okay, you can have shooting."
"And Cities and the Kharadron and..."
"Okay, Order can have shooting."
"Order and Skaven."
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Side chatter during #40k today. Talking about how there's "no shooting" in #ageofsigmar .
Then I look up from my T'au.
"I'm building Lumineth as my second AoS army."
"Okay, you can have shooting."
"And Cities and the Kharadron and..."
"Okay, Order can have shooting."
"Order and Skaven."
Then I look up from my T'au.
"I'm building Lumineth as my second AoS army."
"Okay, you can have shooting."
"And Cities and the Kharadron and..."
"Okay, Order can have shooting."
"Order and Skaven."
New Language Goal:
Become good enough at Spanish and/or Swedish to play entire games of 40k in the Language.
Become good enough at Spanish and/or Swedish to play entire games of 40k in the Language.
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
New Language Goal:
Become good enough at Spanish and/or Swedish to play entire games of 40k in the Language.
Become good enough at Spanish and/or Swedish to play entire games of 40k in the Language.
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Warhammer Skaven are essentially rodent goblins. Swap out the rat for a gob and it still fits.
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Warhammer Skaven are essentially rodent goblins. Swap out the rat for a gob and it still fits.
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
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“Poor people have a right to art!”
They sure do. So get to it.
They sure do. So get to it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“Poor people have a right to art!”
They sure do. So get to it.
They sure do. So get to it.
I've been playing Dispatch and evidentally only 3% of players walked away from the same *glaring* fraternization situation I did?
What the heck?
What the heck?
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I've been playing Dispatch and evidentally only 3% of players walked away from the same *glaring* fraternization situation I did?
What the heck?
What the heck?
Games Workshop. Black Library. Please. Just let me write, like, one T'au book.
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Games Workshop. Black Library. Please. Just let me write, like, one T'au book.
I wonder what the timeline where the sniper succeeded looks like right now.
(Disclaimer for legal reasons; I am, in no way, shape, or form condoning nor am I seeking to incite, violence)
(Disclaimer for legal reasons; I am, in no way, shape, or form condoning nor am I seeking to incite, violence)
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I wonder what the timeline where the sniper succeeded looks like right now.
(Disclaimer for legal reasons; I am, in no way, shape, or form condoning nor am I seeking to incite, violence)
(Disclaimer for legal reasons; I am, in no way, shape, or form condoning nor am I seeking to incite, violence)
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heeeeell yeah
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
heeeeell yeah
OK. Standing request:
Next time someone recommends Black Library books -- or even Warhammer fiction in general -- You have to tell me whether or not the protagonist spends the first 60-70% of the story without treating a single threat seriously.
So I know to avoid your recommendations.
Next time someone recommends Black Library books -- or even Warhammer fiction in general -- You have to tell me whether or not the protagonist spends the first 60-70% of the story without treating a single threat seriously.
So I know to avoid your recommendations.
October 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
OK. Standing request:
Next time someone recommends Black Library books -- or even Warhammer fiction in general -- You have to tell me whether or not the protagonist spends the first 60-70% of the story without treating a single threat seriously.
So I know to avoid your recommendations.
Next time someone recommends Black Library books -- or even Warhammer fiction in general -- You have to tell me whether or not the protagonist spends the first 60-70% of the story without treating a single threat seriously.
So I know to avoid your recommendations.
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all power to the ethereals for the greater good etc
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
all power to the ethereals for the greater good etc
Hello, The Internet.
I hate doing this.
Our cat is sick. Wife brought him in to be on oxygen earlier this evening and I'm stuck at work. We've had him longer than we've been married.
I'd rather provide a service than beg, but I'm not above begging.
Please help.
gofund.me/b06240e67
I hate doing this.
Our cat is sick. Wife brought him in to be on oxygen earlier this evening and I'm stuck at work. We've had him longer than we've been married.
I'd rather provide a service than beg, but I'm not above begging.
Please help.
gofund.me/b06240e67
Donate to Help Our Precious Pluto with very bills, organized by David Frederick II
My name is David, my wife and I'm 14 year old cat -- our sweet precious bab… David Frederick II needs your support for Help Our Precious Pluto with very bills
gofund.me
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hello, The Internet.
I hate doing this.
Our cat is sick. Wife brought him in to be on oxygen earlier this evening and I'm stuck at work. We've had him longer than we've been married.
I'd rather provide a service than beg, but I'm not above begging.
Please help.
gofund.me/b06240e67
I hate doing this.
Our cat is sick. Wife brought him in to be on oxygen earlier this evening and I'm stuck at work. We've had him longer than we've been married.
I'd rather provide a service than beg, but I'm not above begging.
Please help.
gofund.me/b06240e67
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SURPRISE!
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Oath of Moment
【OATH OF MOMENT】 An Astartes Roleplaying Game They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be...
docs.google.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
SURPRISE!
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Anyway, here's a TTRPG "meme" I threw together while I was at work because people were treating D&D like it's the only tabletop game again.
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Anyway, here's a TTRPG "meme" I threw together while I was at work because people were treating D&D like it's the only tabletop game again.
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hey I'm getting some pins and stickers run off pretty soon. for sure doing CAIN logo and cicada pins but is there anything else ya'll would want to see? Was thinking of running off the 'Never Luckies' Union 13th cavalry for Lancer as well
October 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
hey I'm getting some pins and stickers run off pretty soon. for sure doing CAIN logo and cicada pins but is there anything else ya'll would want to see? Was thinking of running off the 'Never Luckies' Union 13th cavalry for Lancer as well
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I get so angry at the so-called "anti-suicide" platitudes.
"It gets better" It does? Fucking WHEN? I'm almost 50!
"Talk to someone" Yeah, because it sure isn't YOUR fucking problem, is it?
Can't even talk about ideation because morons think talking about it causes it.
"It gets better" It does? Fucking WHEN? I'm almost 50!
"Talk to someone" Yeah, because it sure isn't YOUR fucking problem, is it?
Can't even talk about ideation because morons think talking about it causes it.
October 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I get so angry at the so-called "anti-suicide" platitudes.
"It gets better" It does? Fucking WHEN? I'm almost 50!
"Talk to someone" Yeah, because it sure isn't YOUR fucking problem, is it?
Can't even talk about ideation because morons think talking about it causes it.
"It gets better" It does? Fucking WHEN? I'm almost 50!
"Talk to someone" Yeah, because it sure isn't YOUR fucking problem, is it?
Can't even talk about ideation because morons think talking about it causes it.
I can't be the only person that thinks none of the little things people keep saying actually work?
Saying "don't talk about my friend like that" when I'm being self-deprecating won't make me come to a profound realization about my place in the world.
I'll just tell you to get better friends.
Saying "don't talk about my friend like that" when I'm being self-deprecating won't make me come to a profound realization about my place in the world.
I'll just tell you to get better friends.
October 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I can't be the only person that thinks none of the little things people keep saying actually work?
Saying "don't talk about my friend like that" when I'm being self-deprecating won't make me come to a profound realization about my place in the world.
I'll just tell you to get better friends.
Saying "don't talk about my friend like that" when I'm being self-deprecating won't make me come to a profound realization about my place in the world.
I'll just tell you to get better friends.
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This is high art.
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This is high art.
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For any reviewer wishing to get a digital review copy of our Shadow Scar Core Rulebook, please do not hesitate to reach out to us!
Ask for Rob (that's me) at media@rtalsoriangames.com and we'll get you set up.
Again, thank you all for the support!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/792...
Ask for Rob (that's me) at media@rtalsoriangames.com and we'll get you set up.
Again, thank you all for the support!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/792...
Shadow Scar TTRPG Core Rulebook
Experience the art of stealth in a roleplaying game of yokai slaying and ninja intrigue across a multiverse of worlds.
www.kickstarter.com
October 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
For any reviewer wishing to get a digital review copy of our Shadow Scar Core Rulebook, please do not hesitate to reach out to us!
Ask for Rob (that's me) at media@rtalsoriangames.com and we'll get you set up.
Again, thank you all for the support!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/792...
Ask for Rob (that's me) at media@rtalsoriangames.com and we'll get you set up.
Again, thank you all for the support!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/792...