Saalaksin
@saalaksin.bsky.social
I'm a pointless nerd that cares too much about TTRPGs, storytelling, and strangers.
I also uninstalled my gender.
[They/Them]
I also uninstalled my gender.
[They/Them]
I've been playing Dispatch and evidentally only 3% of players walked away from the same *glaring* fraternization situation I did?
What the heck?
What the heck?
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I've been playing Dispatch and evidentally only 3% of players walked away from the same *glaring* fraternization situation I did?
What the heck?
What the heck?
Games Workshop. Black Library. Please. Just let me write, like, one T'au book.
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Games Workshop. Black Library. Please. Just let me write, like, one T'au book.
I wonder what the timeline where the sniper succeeded looks like right now.
(Disclaimer for legal reasons; I am, in no way, shape, or form condoning nor am I seeking to incite, violence)
(Disclaimer for legal reasons; I am, in no way, shape, or form condoning nor am I seeking to incite, violence)
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I wonder what the timeline where the sniper succeeded looks like right now.
(Disclaimer for legal reasons; I am, in no way, shape, or form condoning nor am I seeking to incite, violence)
(Disclaimer for legal reasons; I am, in no way, shape, or form condoning nor am I seeking to incite, violence)
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heeeeell yeah
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
heeeeell yeah
OK. Standing request:
Next time someone recommends Black Library books -- or even Warhammer fiction in general -- You have to tell me whether or not the protagonist spends the first 60-70% of the story without treating a single threat seriously.
So I know to avoid your recommendations.
Next time someone recommends Black Library books -- or even Warhammer fiction in general -- You have to tell me whether or not the protagonist spends the first 60-70% of the story without treating a single threat seriously.
So I know to avoid your recommendations.
October 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
OK. Standing request:
Next time someone recommends Black Library books -- or even Warhammer fiction in general -- You have to tell me whether or not the protagonist spends the first 60-70% of the story without treating a single threat seriously.
So I know to avoid your recommendations.
Next time someone recommends Black Library books -- or even Warhammer fiction in general -- You have to tell me whether or not the protagonist spends the first 60-70% of the story without treating a single threat seriously.
So I know to avoid your recommendations.
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all power to the ethereals for the greater good etc
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
all power to the ethereals for the greater good etc
Hello, The Internet.
I hate doing this.
Our cat is sick. Wife brought him in to be on oxygen earlier this evening and I'm stuck at work. We've had him longer than we've been married.
I'd rather provide a service than beg, but I'm not above begging.
Please help.
gofund.me/b06240e67
I hate doing this.
Our cat is sick. Wife brought him in to be on oxygen earlier this evening and I'm stuck at work. We've had him longer than we've been married.
I'd rather provide a service than beg, but I'm not above begging.
Please help.
gofund.me/b06240e67
Donate to Help Our Precious Pluto with very bills, organized by David Frederick II
My name is David, my wife and I'm 14 year old cat -- our sweet precious bab… David Frederick II needs your support for Help Our Precious Pluto with very bills
gofund.me
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hello, The Internet.
I hate doing this.
Our cat is sick. Wife brought him in to be on oxygen earlier this evening and I'm stuck at work. We've had him longer than we've been married.
I'd rather provide a service than beg, but I'm not above begging.
Please help.
gofund.me/b06240e67
I hate doing this.
Our cat is sick. Wife brought him in to be on oxygen earlier this evening and I'm stuck at work. We've had him longer than we've been married.
I'd rather provide a service than beg, but I'm not above begging.
Please help.
gofund.me/b06240e67
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SURPRISE!
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Oath of Moment
【OATH OF MOMENT】 An Astartes Roleplaying Game They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be...
docs.google.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
SURPRISE!
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG.
It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long?
Anyway enjoy!!!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Anyway, here's a TTRPG "meme" I threw together while I was at work because people were treating D&D like it's the only tabletop game again.
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Anyway, here's a TTRPG "meme" I threw together while I was at work because people were treating D&D like it's the only tabletop game again.
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hey I'm getting some pins and stickers run off pretty soon. for sure doing CAIN logo and cicada pins but is there anything else ya'll would want to see? Was thinking of running off the 'Never Luckies' Union 13th cavalry for Lancer as well
October 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
hey I'm getting some pins and stickers run off pretty soon. for sure doing CAIN logo and cicada pins but is there anything else ya'll would want to see? Was thinking of running off the 'Never Luckies' Union 13th cavalry for Lancer as well
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I get so angry at the so-called "anti-suicide" platitudes.
"It gets better" It does? Fucking WHEN? I'm almost 50!
"Talk to someone" Yeah, because it sure isn't YOUR fucking problem, is it?
Can't even talk about ideation because morons think talking about it causes it.
"It gets better" It does? Fucking WHEN? I'm almost 50!
"Talk to someone" Yeah, because it sure isn't YOUR fucking problem, is it?
Can't even talk about ideation because morons think talking about it causes it.
October 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I get so angry at the so-called "anti-suicide" platitudes.
"It gets better" It does? Fucking WHEN? I'm almost 50!
"Talk to someone" Yeah, because it sure isn't YOUR fucking problem, is it?
Can't even talk about ideation because morons think talking about it causes it.
"It gets better" It does? Fucking WHEN? I'm almost 50!
"Talk to someone" Yeah, because it sure isn't YOUR fucking problem, is it?
Can't even talk about ideation because morons think talking about it causes it.
I can't be the only person that thinks none of the little things people keep saying actually work?
Saying "don't talk about my friend like that" when I'm being self-deprecating won't make me come to a profound realization about my place in the world.
I'll just tell you to get better friends.
Saying "don't talk about my friend like that" when I'm being self-deprecating won't make me come to a profound realization about my place in the world.
I'll just tell you to get better friends.
October 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I can't be the only person that thinks none of the little things people keep saying actually work?
Saying "don't talk about my friend like that" when I'm being self-deprecating won't make me come to a profound realization about my place in the world.
I'll just tell you to get better friends.
Saying "don't talk about my friend like that" when I'm being self-deprecating won't make me come to a profound realization about my place in the world.
I'll just tell you to get better friends.
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This is high art.
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This is high art.
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For any reviewer wishing to get a digital review copy of our Shadow Scar Core Rulebook, please do not hesitate to reach out to us!
Ask for Rob (that's me) at media@rtalsoriangames.com and we'll get you set up.
Again, thank you all for the support!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/792...
Ask for Rob (that's me) at media@rtalsoriangames.com and we'll get you set up.
Again, thank you all for the support!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/792...
Shadow Scar TTRPG Core Rulebook
Experience the art of stealth in a roleplaying game of yokai slaying and ninja intrigue across a multiverse of worlds.
www.kickstarter.com
October 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
For any reviewer wishing to get a digital review copy of our Shadow Scar Core Rulebook, please do not hesitate to reach out to us!
Ask for Rob (that's me) at media@rtalsoriangames.com and we'll get you set up.
Again, thank you all for the support!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/792...
Ask for Rob (that's me) at media@rtalsoriangames.com and we'll get you set up.
Again, thank you all for the support!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/792...
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sometimes the google AI overview will be like "your question is too general, you must be more specific" and it's like bitch I'm not trying to talk to you anyway
September 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
sometimes the google AI overview will be like "your question is too general, you must be more specific" and it's like bitch I'm not trying to talk to you anyway
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Okay, fine. I'm *kinda* proud and happy with this one. #warhammer40k #minipainting
September 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Okay, fine. I'm *kinda* proud and happy with this one. #warhammer40k #minipainting
Got my bloodmaster in to finish my Crisis Commander's base. Now I gotta figure out how to paint it while making it look scary, but not *too* interesting
September 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Got my bloodmaster in to finish my Crisis Commander's base. Now I gotta figure out how to paint it while making it look scary, but not *too* interesting
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Commander O'Shaserra a.k.a "Shadowsun". Another preview of our T'au episode!
September 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Commander O'Shaserra a.k.a "Shadowsun". Another preview of our T'au episode!
Mm hmm. I sure do love elected officials working hard to silence their political opponents' free speech. This sure is a healthy democracy that is in no way barreling headlong into dictatorship at increasing speed.
September 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Mm hmm. I sure do love elected officials working hard to silence their political opponents' free speech. This sure is a healthy democracy that is in no way barreling headlong into dictatorship at increasing speed.
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As someone who actually really loves 5e for what it is, it really is sad to see so many people in 5e subreddits/communities so clearly yearn to play something different and not know it. Girl run a few oneshots in some other systems that fit the story you’re trying to tell and just see how you feel!
September 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
As someone who actually really loves 5e for what it is, it really is sad to see so many people in 5e subreddits/communities so clearly yearn to play something different and not know it. Girl run a few oneshots in some other systems that fit the story you’re trying to tell and just see how you feel!
My spouse says that I'm not allowed to steal one of her unpainted demons for basing fodder, even if I buy her a new one.
This is what she's taking from you.
This is what she's taking from you.
September 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My spouse says that I'm not allowed to steal one of her unpainted demons for basing fodder, even if I buy her a new one.
This is what she's taking from you.
This is what she's taking from you.
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For those of you new here:
Hello! Primrows is a cozy strategy game that challenges your brain a different way every week, with seasonal backgrounds and soundscapes to boot. Thank you for supporting our game 💚
#Primrows #IndieGameDev #PhoneGame #SteamGame
Hello! Primrows is a cozy strategy game that challenges your brain a different way every week, with seasonal backgrounds and soundscapes to boot. Thank you for supporting our game 💚
#Primrows #IndieGameDev #PhoneGame #SteamGame
September 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
For those of you new here:
Hello! Primrows is a cozy strategy game that challenges your brain a different way every week, with seasonal backgrounds and soundscapes to boot. Thank you for supporting our game 💚
#Primrows #IndieGameDev #PhoneGame #SteamGame
Hello! Primrows is a cozy strategy game that challenges your brain a different way every week, with seasonal backgrounds and soundscapes to boot. Thank you for supporting our game 💚
#Primrows #IndieGameDev #PhoneGame #SteamGame
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God its so disingenuous to pretend that all CK did was “have horrible opinions”. The man co-founded an organization that’s sole function was to fight tooth and nail to indoctrinate children at school into violent white nationalism. He wasn’t even just a pundit. He was ceo of the baby Nazi factory.
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
God its so disingenuous to pretend that all CK did was “have horrible opinions”. The man co-founded an organization that’s sole function was to fight tooth and nail to indoctrinate children at school into violent white nationalism. He wasn’t even just a pundit. He was ceo of the baby Nazi factory.