Ryan Ringdahl
@ryanringdahl.com
Liverpool and UA Basketball fanatic, passionate humanist
Y'all, I don't think I can be a GI Joe. I just can't go around calling myself Cream Gizmo
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Y'all, I don't think I can be a GI Joe. I just can't go around calling myself Cream Gizmo
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I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once.
And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.
And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.
wikipedia's data shows that AI is siphoning traffic away from the site, which is a danger to its sustainability. ironically Wikipedia is more important than ever to users who want reliable information instead of slop, and to AI companies that need it for training data www.404media.co/wikipedia-sa...
Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors
“With fewer visits to Wikipedia, fewer volunteers may grow and enrich the content, and fewer individual donors may support this work.”
www.404media.co
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once.
And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.
And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.
New favorite shirt just dropped
October 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
New favorite shirt just dropped
This is it right here
October 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is it right here
I'm Victor Hugo. Sewage systems are sexy.
October 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I'm Victor Hugo. Sewage systems are sexy.
I could not possibly be more strongly in Camp Article
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I could not possibly be more strongly in Camp Article
Went to load up on vaccines today, and they wouldn't give me the shingles shot (too young) to my disappointment. Ever since @quinncy.bsky.social sounded the alarm about shingles back on the old place I've been eagerly awaiting my shot. I so very much don't want shingles
September 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Went to load up on vaccines today, and they wouldn't give me the shingles shot (too young) to my disappointment. Ever since @quinncy.bsky.social sounded the alarm about shingles back on the old place I've been eagerly awaiting my shot. I so very much don't want shingles
I heard we're talking about unnecessarily sexy statues. I'd like to invite everyone to consider my Big Boy in downtown Seattle
September 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I heard we're talking about unnecessarily sexy statues. I'd like to invite everyone to consider my Big Boy in downtown Seattle
This grammarly ad boasting that their AI tool that changes your style and tone will 'help you find your voice' is so weird considering replacing your voice is literally what's happening
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This grammarly ad boasting that their AI tool that changes your style and tone will 'help you find your voice' is so weird considering replacing your voice is literally what's happening
Tbf, I also got the trains from him, too
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Tbf, I also got the trains from him, too
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Only a good guy with autism can defeat a bad guy with autism
The solution to autism is more autism.
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Only a good guy with autism can defeat a bad guy with autism
Ah, how is today the day I learned that both Tolkien and Hitler participated in the WWI Battle of Somme, on opposite sides, obviously?
September 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Ah, how is today the day I learned that both Tolkien and Hitler participated in the WWI Battle of Somme, on opposite sides, obviously?
People wonder about my fierce commitment to en-dashes clearly don't understand what it was like to be hit with Melville at an impressionable age
Melville, mu favorite stylist. His punctuation is like musical notation. None more rhythmically enchanting.
September 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
People wonder about my fierce commitment to en-dashes clearly don't understand what it was like to be hit with Melville at an impressionable age
Gonna be testing exactly how many vaccines I can get at a time next week
September 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Gonna be testing exactly how many vaccines I can get at a time next week
Ryan Gravenberch is an absolute Rolls Royce of a footballer. Not a single other midfielder I'd swap him for in the entire world. I need him locked into one of those Chelsea-style seven year contracts yesterday
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ryan Gravenberch is an absolute Rolls Royce of a footballer. Not a single other midfielder I'd swap him for in the entire world. I need him locked into one of those Chelsea-style seven year contracts yesterday
Isak and Wirtz on the pitch together in a Champions League match at Anfield. I used to dream of days like this
a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "
Alt: The majestically hirsute Paul Rudd says charmingly, "Hry, look at us, who would ve thought? not me "
media.tenor.com
September 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Isak and Wirtz on the pitch together in a Champions League match at Anfield. I used to dream of days like this
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Next time the libs pretend like Trump made everything more expensive ask why they aren't buying cocaine
The Trump-Miller administration's single-minded focus on migration is starting to impact the availability of drugs in the US, according to this detail from a very good investigation @wsj.com published today.
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
September 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Next time the libs pretend like Trump made everything more expensive ask why they aren't buying cocaine
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i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny
September 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny
I just saw a fb post that made me completely reevaluate my estimation of the writing and thinking capability of a high school classmate until I got to the bottom of the post to see it was written by someone else entirely lol
September 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I just saw a fb post that made me completely reevaluate my estimation of the writing and thinking capability of a high school classmate until I got to the bottom of the post to see it was written by someone else entirely lol
Snoop had a huge impact on young millenials
Someone thought the phrase was “a doggy dog world” and who am I to tell them otherwise.
September 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Snoop had a huge impact on young millenials
Make a band singular:
Hootie & the no fish
Hootie & the no fish
Make a band singular:
Millus Vanillus
Millus Vanillus
Make a band singular:
One Non Blonde
One Non Blonde
September 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Make a band singular:
Hootie & the no fish
Hootie & the no fish
So, a guy hired a witch on Etsy to 'unfuck' the Mariners and not only have they since gone on a 4 game win streak to reclaim the wild card, but tonight they played "I put a spell on you" and showed a shot of a trio of fans wearing witch hats with an excellently-inked sign: Mustache! Magic! Manifest!
September 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
So, a guy hired a witch on Etsy to 'unfuck' the Mariners and not only have they since gone on a 4 game win streak to reclaim the wild card, but tonight they played "I put a spell on you" and showed a shot of a trio of fans wearing witch hats with an excellently-inked sign: Mustache! Magic! Manifest!
Slightly diminish a book
First Crush in the Time of Cholera
First Crush in the Time of Cholera
Slightly diminish a book
A Large Quantity of Jest
A Large Quantity of Jest
September 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Slightly diminish a book
First Crush in the Time of Cholera
First Crush in the Time of Cholera
Every time I'm reminded of Body by Jake, I think about how disappointed Frankenstein would be to discover it's about exercise
Just looked up Hailee Steinfeld's Wikipedia page after they mentioned her on SNF, and "Body by Jake" Steinfeld is her uncle? What?!
September 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Every time I'm reminded of Body by Jake, I think about how disappointed Frankenstein would be to discover it's about exercise
Me: language is a fluid, ever-evolving social construct that adapts to contemporary usage, rendering prescriptivism pedantic at best and vapidly inane at worst
Also me: *fewer
Also me: *fewer
September 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Me: language is a fluid, ever-evolving social construct that adapts to contemporary usage, rendering prescriptivism pedantic at best and vapidly inane at worst
Also me: *fewer
Also me: *fewer