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Ryan Ringdahl
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Liverpool and UA Basketball fanatic, passionate humanist
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New favorite shirt just dropped
A green shirt saying 'well behaved copper ingot merchants rarely make history'
October 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I heard we're talking about unnecessarily sexy statues. I'd like to invite everyone to consider my Big Boy in downtown Seattle
The Very Healthy Big Boy with a Little Penis statue in downtown Seattle
September 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Can I get some Victor Appleton II love? Tom Swift was my hero as a child
The glorious cover of Victor Appleton II's Tom Swift in the Caves of Nuclear Fire
August 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Where are all my Victor Appleton II fans? I can't be the only one who loved Tom Swift as a child
The glorious cover of Victor Appleton II's Tom Swift in the Caves of Nuclear Fire
August 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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You see this post a title screen that is iconic to you
The title screen of the OG Baldur's Gate, with the iconic red-eyed skull in the center of the five choices: single player, multiplayer, store, options, and back. The bottom says Enhanced Edition
August 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature? We're gonna drop my two favorite Shakespeare adaptations of all time

ROMEO + JULIET (1996) and MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (1993)
The inestimable Harold Perrineau delivers the finest performance of Mercutio ever captured on film, here caught dancing in fabulous drag at the masquerade The breathtaking cast of Much Ado About Nothing artfully posing on set. Left to right, by rows: Top row: Keanu Reaves as a dashing Don John Second row: disheveled Michael Keaton as Dogberry, Robert Sean Leonard as Claudio, and on the far right Denzel Washington as a devestatingly debonair Don Pedro Third row: an absolutely adorable Kate Beckinsale as Hero and a charming Kenneth Branaugh as Benedict (He also directed) Front row: the inestimable Emma Thompson as Beatrice
July 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Happy Kafka Too Tired Day to all who celebrate
An entry from Franz Kafka's journal that just reads: July 1. Too tired.
July 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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No kings but the 🇪🇬👑
An action shot of pre–hair transplant Mo Salah, The Egyptian King, efforletlessly controlling a ball out of the air in front of a pitch-side sign that just reads: priceless
June 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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A three panel scene. At the top, Hela, labeled AI thieves, says you can't defeat me. Below her, Thor, labeled individual artists, points a thumb back at Asgard and says I know, but he can. In the bottom panel, fiery Surtur , labeled Disney, erupts from Asgard
June 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible."

A battery wakes up.
Hairless Neo awakens in his pod of fluid, all the tubes still connected
June 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Amidst all this, LAFC is playing a home game tonight, and in addition to declaring their position with signs, the supporters booed the 'land of the free' during the anthem
The north end of LAFC's stadium, with multiple large signs reading: ABOLISH ICE and Immigrants are the heartbeat of Los Angeles and We stand with our immigrant community
June 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Time for the Whiskey Library
A shot of the endless bottles of whiskey behind the bar
June 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Made it!
Shot of the iconic book pillar outside Powells
June 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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The Lonely Mountain seen from the train
Mt Rainier from the train
June 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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And of course, my favorite train station
A wide shot of the elaborate italinate ceiling of King Street Station A shot of the similarly elaborate lighting fixture in the rotunda A mosaic of the compass rose on the floor
June 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Heading to Powells! Trip starts with the boat into the city
View of Seattle from the deck of the ferry, with a little boy taking a picture in the foreground
June 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Rick Barry didn't win an MVP while shooting underhand free throws then come back the next season wearing a dead beaver for a toupée only to be left off the All-Time Warriors graphics
A graphic from @warriorstalk.bsky.social reading Build your all time warriors starting 5 with a $15 budget $5: Wilt, KD, Steph $4: Butler, Mullins, Klay $3: Dray, Iggy, Hardaway $2: Jamison, David Lee, Monta $1: Bogut, JRich, Zaza Pachulia
May 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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A lot of you not only didn't get the message, but you decided to publish your notes online under your real name
A picture of Stringer Bell wearing glasses with the words at the bottom reading Is you takin' notes on a criminal f*ckin conspiracy?
May 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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New pope works fast. Serving Altoona-style pizza now results in excommunication
An underwhelming presentation of the abomination that is Altoona-style pizza. The definitive characteristics of Altoona-style pizza are a Sicilian-style pizza dough, tomato sauce, sliced green bell pepper, salami, topped with American cheese and pizzas cut into squares instead of wedges.
May 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Beta copies have been sent!
Chronicles of the Coherence, Volume I Awakening Manyscripts are out! check your inbox for the thrilling first book of my new series. www.ryanringdahl.com
May 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Beta reader applications closing! Sign up now at www.ryanringdahl.com/beta
Chronicles of the Coherence, Volume I Awakening LAST CHANCE Beta reader applications closing today! Manuscripts going out tomorrow. www.ryanringdahl.com/beta
May 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Content warnings for Awakening, Volume I of the Chronicles of the Coherence. Beta reader applications close this Saturday! Find out more at www.ryanringdahl.com/beta
Chronicles of the Coherence, Volume I Awakening Triggers • Street gang environment • fist fights • Knife fights • gun fights • arboreal violence physical injuries • Street gang cont. • death • discussion of rape • Homelessness o drug use • profanity-most non-traditional • poverty-shoplifting o food scarcity-graphic detail about non-traditional foods • No family www.ryanringdahl.com/beta
April 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I don't have anything urgent to do this morning, so i'ma just spend a half hour photoshopping Giannis into various Warriors jerseys
Giannis, the Greek Freak himself, hands on his hips, stoically impassive, wearing a white number 34 Warriors jersey Giannis, 2 time mvp, fiercely yelling while wearing a blue number 34 Warriors jersey
April 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Early reviews for the Chronicles of the Coherence. Beta reader applications close this Saturday! Find out more at www.ryanringdahl.com/beta
Chronicles of the Coherence, Volume I Awakening Unapologetic humanist propaganda. Everyone knows that insects outnumbered hominids before the Coherence by almost a billion to one. Do you know how many non-humanoid characters there are in this drivel? None. We counted. Insectoid Weekly Specist revisionist garbage, just like every other origin myth. Pure fantasy masquerading as historical elaboration. Interplanetary Gazette Vulgar sensationalist romanticism, drunk on the sensuality of mortality, hardly worth the conceit of textual reductivism. Interspecie Voice Balanced and compelling, brings the chaos before the Coherence into stark, and even brutal, clarity. Academy for the Humanities www.ryanringdahl.com/beta
April 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Beta reader applications close this Saturday! Find out more about this near future science fantasy at www.ryanringdahl.com/beta
A table with a laptop and an espresso with the words Chronicles of the Coherence, Volume I Awakening Beta reader applications will close this Saturday, May 3! Get your application in to get a first look at this exciting new series. www.ryanringdahl.com/beta
April 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM