ryan
@ryanpbratt.bsky.social
the Pacific Northwest's #1 Enya stan.
📍Seattle, WA
📍Seattle, WA
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ryan
@ryanpbratt.bsky.social
· Sep 6
in the event of an emergency, suck on a Capri Sun and know that this is God’s plan.
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surprise! there is marijuana *in* the cranberry sauce!
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
surprise! there is marijuana *in* the cranberry sauce!
would it surprise you to know I already got my eatin' pants on?
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
would it surprise you to know I already got my eatin' pants on?
why did I cry on the way to work this morning? the general state of the world? the loneliness in my soul? because my new rain boots are too tight? who can say.
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
why did I cry on the way to work this morning? the general state of the world? the loneliness in my soul? because my new rain boots are too tight? who can say.
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Back in my day, songs were ABOUT something. Like which bops were unskinny.
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Back in my day, songs were ABOUT something. Like which bops were unskinny.
household chores are done and everything is ready for Thursday's dinner. if you need me, I'll be spending the rest of the day on the high seas 🏴☠️🦜
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
household chores are done and everything is ready for Thursday's dinner. if you need me, I'll be spending the rest of the day on the high seas 🏴☠️🦜
deep in my feels this morning, which means it's a great time to listen to my "Dario Marianelli Emotional Support Film Scores" playlist.
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
deep in my feels this morning, which means it's a great time to listen to my "Dario Marianelli Emotional Support Film Scores" playlist.
it's dangerous for me to have french fried onions in the apartment.
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
it's dangerous for me to have french fried onions in the apartment.
you've probably forgotten this, but the sisters Haim covering Robyn is one of the internet's greatest gifts
youtu.be/-y2gerXod60?...
youtu.be/-y2gerXod60?...
Haim - Show Me Love (Robyn Cover)
YouTube video by foreverwalkingaway
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November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
you've probably forgotten this, but the sisters Haim covering Robyn is one of the internet's greatest gifts
youtu.be/-y2gerXod60?...
youtu.be/-y2gerXod60?...
Frangipane and Mascarpone would be beautiful names for twins.
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Frangipane and Mascarpone would be beautiful names for twins.
moving across the pond so I can be one of the people who get to eat the leftovers on GBBO 🍰
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
moving across the pond so I can be one of the people who get to eat the leftovers on GBBO 🍰
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the most beautiful phrase in the English language
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
the most beautiful phrase in the English language
it sure is nice when someone tells me that I'm very good at my job.
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
it sure is nice when someone tells me that I'm very good at my job.
today marks exactly ten years since the last Enya album was released.
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
today marks exactly ten years since the last Enya album was released.
I no longer wish to work for a living. Is the heir to the Entenmann's empire looking for a spouse?
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I no longer wish to work for a living. Is the heir to the Entenmann's empire looking for a spouse?
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The Non-Euclidean Housewives of R'lyeh
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Non-Euclidean Housewives of R'lyeh
how soon do you have to wait after watching a film for the first time before you can call it one of your favorites?
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
how soon do you have to wait after watching a film for the first time before you can call it one of your favorites?
what kind of monster uses cream of celery soup in their green bean casserole?
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
what kind of monster uses cream of celery soup in their green bean casserole?
I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is flipping off the bus driver who clearly saw me running and still took off 🖕🏻
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is flipping off the bus driver who clearly saw me running and still took off 🖕🏻
good evening. have you ever given any thought to the kingdom of heaven?
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
good evening. have you ever given any thought to the kingdom of heaven?
a croque madame so good it'll make you forgive the French.
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
a croque madame so good it'll make you forgive the French.
"it takes a village to raise a child" and it's just the cast of DAY OF OUR LIVES
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"it takes a village to raise a child" and it's just the cast of DAY OF OUR LIVES
Criterion Collection edition of FIDDLER ON THE ROOF when?
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Criterion Collection edition of FIDDLER ON THE ROOF when?
are you out and about listening to the 2001 Actors' Fund concert recording of DREAMGIRLS or are you just really dull?
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
are you out and about listening to the 2001 Actors' Fund concert recording of DREAMGIRLS or are you just really dull?
I can't wait to get home so I can eat pasta and listen to Jessie Ware's first three albums.
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I can't wait to get home so I can eat pasta and listen to Jessie Ware's first three albums.