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social media menace
i luv this industry it’s so kind and truth filled
June 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
this is the same government that had me talking about liberty and justice for all every morning???
June 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
@skylight.social hi! i’m an editor at silencebrand.substack.com - we’re a team of 5 and would all love to test the app + write about it, too! let’s connect if you want to make this happen :-)
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January 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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I will NOT be watching the inauguration because I’ve come unstuck from time and I’m deeply confused
January 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
ok fine i am back here again (at what cost)
January 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
we are so back
October 21, 2024 at 6:50 AM
i think twitter should die maybe
December 21, 2023 at 6:35 AM
i believe in trickle down economics (stealing from restaurants)
July 30, 2023 at 10:40 PM
this just in: i’m white
July 30, 2023 at 9:34 PM
i love cher
July 30, 2023 at 7:41 PM
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I'm starting a crew who's in
July 27, 2023 at 10:34 PM
i deleted the bird app because the moron took the bird name away
July 30, 2023 at 7:37 PM
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May 9, 2023 at 1:36 AM
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They should add a dedicated field in your bio on here for whether you prefer a sexy lady with Garfield’s head or Garfield’s body with a sexy lady’s head
May 9, 2023 at 2:10 AM
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May 3, 2023 at 6:08 PM
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in a sense, all posts are “nudes” because they give us a peek under the societal “clothes” each of us wears: a profound nipple here, a humorous butt there, perhaps a glimpse of philosophical hog (1/?)
May 3, 2023 at 3:35 PM
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L + skatio
May 3, 2023 at 1:26 AM
is yearning allowed on what’s hot
May 2, 2023 at 7:56 PM
alright. i've seen enough tasteful peen to know that bluesky might be home
May 2, 2023 at 4:27 PM
like what if we cared about people over profits amirite haha
May 2, 2023 at 1:25 AM
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i am not maintaining any kind of following:follow ratio, that is a demented way to behave. i am just re-following the homies as i recognize their avatars
April 28, 2023 at 3:46 PM
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might sound silly, but I get genuinely sad and angry about twitter dying sometimes. like, damn, that was the platform that got me my first job that let me move out of rural Oklahoma. I spent a lot of time building my platform on there. very unfortunate
May 1, 2023 at 5:34 PM
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heating up some macking cheese in the michael wave
April 30, 2023 at 10:33 PM