Ryan King
@ryan.familyking.org
Professional misinformer
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One must imagine Sisyphus chronically depressed.
https://ryan.familyking.org
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One must imagine Sisyphus chronically depressed.
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Now available on iOS 😎
Until now, if you lost or broke your phone, your Signal message history was *gone,* a real challenge for everyone whose most important conversations happen in Signal. So, with careful design and development, we’re rolling out opt-in secure backups.
signal.org/blog/introducing-secure-backups
signal.org/blog/introducing-secure-backups
Introducing Signal Secure Backups
In the past, if you broke or lost your phone, your Signal message history was gone. This has been a challenge for people whose most important conversations happen on Signal. Think family photos, sweet...
signal.org
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Now available on iOS 😎
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Now on Desktop: Customizable chat folders
Keep healthy boundaries between friends & family or work & leisure.
Filter 1-on-1 and group chats, put all of your unread messages one place, or make project-specific folders for related chats.
Settings > Chats
Or right-click any chat
Keep healthy boundaries between friends & family or work & leisure.
Filter 1-on-1 and group chats, put all of your unread messages one place, or make project-specific folders for related chats.
Settings > Chats
Or right-click any chat
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Now on Desktop: Customizable chat folders
Keep healthy boundaries between friends & family or work & leisure.
Filter 1-on-1 and group chats, put all of your unread messages one place, or make project-specific folders for related chats.
Settings > Chats
Or right-click any chat
Keep healthy boundaries between friends & family or work & leisure.
Filter 1-on-1 and group chats, put all of your unread messages one place, or make project-specific folders for related chats.
Settings > Chats
Or right-click any chat
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
September 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.
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former tor relay operator is being systematically destroyed by feds for refusing to decrypt tor traffic from his exit node. they literally told a judge his graphics driver was "dark web hacking software"
now he's in jail with a head injury from their raid, having seizures, denied medical care […]
now he's in jail with a head injury from their raid, having seizures, denied medical care […]
Original post on wetdry.world
wetdry.world
September 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
former tor relay operator is being systematically destroyed by feds for refusing to decrypt tor traffic from his exit node. they literally told a judge his graphics driver was "dark web hacking software"
now he's in jail with a head injury from their raid, having seizures, denied medical care […]
now he's in jail with a head injury from their raid, having seizures, denied medical care […]
Reposted by Ryan King
Until now, if you lost or broke your phone, your Signal message history was *gone,* a real challenge for everyone whose most important conversations happen in Signal. So, with careful design and development, we’re rolling out opt-in secure backups.
signal.org/blog/introducing-secure-backups
signal.org/blog/introducing-secure-backups
Introducing Signal Secure Backups
In the past, if you broke or lost your phone, your Signal message history was gone. This has been a challenge for people whose most important conversations happen on Signal. Think family photos, sweet...
signal.org
September 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Until now, if you lost or broke your phone, your Signal message history was *gone,* a real challenge for everyone whose most important conversations happen in Signal. So, with careful design and development, we’re rolling out opt-in secure backups.
signal.org/blog/introducing-secure-backups
signal.org/blog/introducing-secure-backups
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![4-panel Comic. (1) STUDENT: If the wavefunction only collapses when I observe it, does that mean my consciousness affects the universe? (2) [Bad:] PROFESSOR: Yes, quantum entanglement proves that we all have souls. (3) [Good:] PROFESSOR: No, consciousness plays no role here. It’s just physical measurement. (4) [Chaotic:] PROFESSOR: No. The wavefunction collapses when *I* look at it because I’m a full professor. It won’t collapse for an undergraduate.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic2mhmdvsftki6qe275hycolgt22msekbwzdyqoujt56qzpcbm3hm@jpeg)
August 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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news: "Gen alpha is shunning commercial platforms and hosting their own websites based on older tech"
me, from the time the internet wasn't (as) shit: HAHAHA YES YES YES!
me, from the time the internet wasn't (as) shit: HAHAHA YES YES YES!
August 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
news: "Gen alpha is shunning commercial platforms and hosting their own websites based on older tech"
me, from the time the internet wasn't (as) shit: HAHAHA YES YES YES!
me, from the time the internet wasn't (as) shit: HAHAHA YES YES YES!
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July 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
June 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
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Update: After many detours, including a quest to see a giant statue of a smiling blueberry, the Internet Roadtrip is exploring the gorgeous Nova Scotia coast neal.fun/internet-roadtrip
June 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Update: After many detours, including a quest to see a giant statue of a smiling blueberry, the Internet Roadtrip is exploring the gorgeous Nova Scotia coast neal.fun/internet-roadtrip
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Internet Roadtrip is my favorite thing on the internet right now—it’s basically Twitch Plays Google Street View. They started in Boston, spent several weeks on a quest to cross the Canadian border, and are now exploring New Brunswick. neal.fun/internet-roa...
Internet Roadtrip
Let's take a streetview roadtrip
neal.fun
May 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Internet Roadtrip is my favorite thing on the internet right now—it’s basically Twitch Plays Google Street View. They started in Boston, spent several weeks on a quest to cross the Canadian border, and are now exploring New Brunswick. neal.fun/internet-roa...
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there's a small subset of people here who are driven mad whenever they aren't allowed to quote or reply to something. they think everything they see on their phone is their property and they just short-circuit. they'll bust through the floorboards to yell at you. it's really something to see
May 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
there's a small subset of people here who are driven mad whenever they aren't allowed to quote or reply to something. they think everything they see on their phone is their property and they just short-circuit. they'll bust through the floorboards to yell at you. it's really something to see
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this is how Nintendo GameChat is actually going to go
April 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
this is how Nintendo GameChat is actually going to go
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no joke she would have singlehandedly caused at least several dozen furries to cancel their Microsoft Office subscriptions
February 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
no joke she would have singlehandedly caused at least several dozen furries to cancel their Microsoft Office subscriptions
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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-...
theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-...
November 18, 2024 at 4:08 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-...
theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-...
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Infinite Growth Forever:
global-tetrahedron.com
global-tetrahedron.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Infinite Growth Forever:
global-tetrahedron.com
global-tetrahedron.com
Hello I'm Ryan. This is my first post (I just didn't want my first post on here to be a repost from the onion which I'm gonna go do now)
November 14, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Hello I'm Ryan. This is my first post (I just didn't want my first post on here to be a repost from the onion which I'm gonna go do now)