lauren ipsum
@runthegems.bsky.social
permission to lib out, sir?
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
permission to lib out, sir?
whoever thought patreon needed a “discovery” social feed on the app I just want to talk
October 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
whoever thought patreon needed a “discovery” social feed on the app I just want to talk
afternoon nap? Nope, vampire
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
afternoon nap? Nope, vampire
I’ve gotten a few interviews but I’d love some more, especially if you have any time this week or next!!
I'm doing a design course and would love to talk to queer people, especially trans people, who have Thoughts about social media/streaming for a project. would anyone like schedule a chat over zoom for less than hour? i'll send you a link!
September 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I’ve gotten a few interviews but I’d love some more, especially if you have any time this week or next!!
remember when Ding Dong The Witch is Dead charted when thatcher died? this country is so fucking corny I can’t imagine any sort of hater anthem charting when it finally happens. But it should
September 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
remember when Ding Dong The Witch is Dead charted when thatcher died? this country is so fucking corny I can’t imagine any sort of hater anthem charting when it finally happens. But it should
okay what the actual hell
August 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
okay what the actual hell
I'm doing a design course and would love to talk to queer people, especially trans people, who have Thoughts about social media/streaming for a project. would anyone like schedule a chat over zoom for less than hour? i'll send you a link!
August 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm doing a design course and would love to talk to queer people, especially trans people, who have Thoughts about social media/streaming for a project. would anyone like schedule a chat over zoom for less than hour? i'll send you a link!
had myself a Yuuko problem today where I wanted a coffee or snack after the fiber fest and went to a cafe that had absolutely no food left and when I ordered I guess I mumbled? So instead of an espresso soda I got a plain unflavored club soda with ice. For 7 dollars.
August 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
had myself a Yuuko problem today where I wanted a coffee or snack after the fiber fest and went to a cafe that had absolutely no food left and when I ordered I guess I mumbled? So instead of an espresso soda I got a plain unflavored club soda with ice. For 7 dollars.
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so this is how it feels when my haters become my waiters at the table of success
June 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
so this is how it feels when my haters become my waiters at the table of success
there’s someone with my exact name who works in publishing so if somehow, miraculously, I try…writing something…I’m gonna need a pen name maybe? countess bouchie flagrante is taken but I do believe there might be other options
May 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
there’s someone with my exact name who works in publishing so if somehow, miraculously, I try…writing something…I’m gonna need a pen name maybe? countess bouchie flagrante is taken but I do believe there might be other options
I bought a notebook and some stickers so the life I’ve longed for is all coming together finally
May 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I bought a notebook and some stickers so the life I’ve longed for is all coming together finally
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This is excellent. newrepublic.com/article/1947...
Real Men Steal Countries: Inside Trump’s Absurd Greenland Obsession
An underdressed reporter journeys across icy, barren Greenland—and into Trump’s bored, nineteenth-century brain.
newrepublic.com
May 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is excellent. newrepublic.com/article/1947...
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Did you all know that May is Republic of Yarnia's birthday month? To celebrate, the OG medieval collection that started it all is on sale for the rest of May.
PLUS, tomorrow is the release of two limited editions to celebrate Yarnia!
And on the 15th a current subscriber wins a free skein! 🧶
PLUS, tomorrow is the release of two limited editions to celebrate Yarnia!
And on the 15th a current subscriber wins a free skein! 🧶
May 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Did you all know that May is Republic of Yarnia's birthday month? To celebrate, the OG medieval collection that started it all is on sale for the rest of May.
PLUS, tomorrow is the release of two limited editions to celebrate Yarnia!
And on the 15th a current subscriber wins a free skein! 🧶
PLUS, tomorrow is the release of two limited editions to celebrate Yarnia!
And on the 15th a current subscriber wins a free skein! 🧶
[plugged in to current culture and discourse voice] yeah the greys anatomy opening IS kind of bad
April 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
[plugged in to current culture and discourse voice] yeah the greys anatomy opening IS kind of bad
businesses having signs and lights that stay on all night has to be just a horrific energy drain right? Like if it’s closed turn the lights off!!!
March 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
businesses having signs and lights that stay on all night has to be just a horrific energy drain right? Like if it’s closed turn the lights off!!!
very funny when customers say “Who’s that? Who’s that?” to their dogs/kids who are looking at me….like, neither of you know
March 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
very funny when customers say “Who’s that? Who’s that?” to their dogs/kids who are looking at me….like, neither of you know
hoping to start a national movement so please inform your relatives: if you throw a half empty drink or cup of water into the trash can instead of dumping it outside or in the sink in the bathroom, the barista gets to beat you with a hammer
February 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
hoping to start a national movement so please inform your relatives: if you throw a half empty drink or cup of water into the trash can instead of dumping it outside or in the sink in the bathroom, the barista gets to beat you with a hammer
50 year old man screamed with agony when told that we sold out of apple fritters I feel both like I need to get out of here but also? I kinda get it
February 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
50 year old man screamed with agony when told that we sold out of apple fritters I feel both like I need to get out of here but also? I kinda get it
Im literally listening to the Mulholland Dr. this had Oscar buzz
right now and paused to watch the ending clip of inland empire before I opened this app what the fuck!!!!!!
right now and paused to watch the ending clip of inland empire before I opened this app what the fuck!!!!!!
January 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Im literally listening to the Mulholland Dr. this had Oscar buzz
right now and paused to watch the ending clip of inland empire before I opened this app what the fuck!!!!!!
right now and paused to watch the ending clip of inland empire before I opened this app what the fuck!!!!!!
I’m off tomorrow/wednesday and I’m already dreading being back here thursday. Heretofore unimagined levels of Sunday scaries
January 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’m off tomorrow/wednesday and I’m already dreading being back here thursday. Heretofore unimagined levels of Sunday scaries
being the supervisor and making the noble sacrifice to leave an hour early so other people get more tips has me worried I’ll get in Trouble but I am also doing the daffy duck hoohoos running out the door
January 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
being the supervisor and making the noble sacrifice to leave an hour early so other people get more tips has me worried I’ll get in Trouble but I am also doing the daffy duck hoohoos running out the door
did anyone else have an emotionally difficult relationship (gay or otherwise) and so now you hear bright eye’s first day of my life and immediately go NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT
January 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
did anyone else have an emotionally difficult relationship (gay or otherwise) and so now you hear bright eye’s first day of my life and immediately go NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT
my local yarn store (or LYS for the cool guys) is doing a 12 sweaters in 12 months event so I guess I’ll make a thread about it! Gonna shoot for at least a couple months so mute if you are afraid of phrases
like “tubular cast on”
like “tubular cast on”
January 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
my local yarn store (or LYS for the cool guys) is doing a 12 sweaters in 12 months event so I guess I’ll make a thread about it! Gonna shoot for at least a couple months so mute if you are afraid of phrases
like “tubular cast on”
like “tubular cast on”
it’s only three shifts three short shifts I can make it I can do this
December 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM
it’s only three shifts three short shifts I can make it I can do this