What the mid-life crisis of the world's richest gen-x dork looks like.

What would happen if a mime and a Foley artist teamed up? This: youtu.be/iRaVjunPC00?...

everyone got super mad at me at the time. i muted it and didn't see any of it but i am aware it happened. anyways her job is being Medic in a squad-based multiplayer shooter game based on Cocoon that has insider trading mechanics

Listening to the latest Mountain Goats album. Darnielle sounds happy and the album doesn't make me want to slit my wrists in a warm bath. 3/10 but good for him tho.

The headline "Trump tariff talk tanks tech, tonight at 10" just wrote itself in my brain

Selling time-shares with a glib speech and a pistol. Call that my Glock and spiel.

You are welcome

Getting fat after going bald is just another step in God’s plan of making me look like someone drew a face on a thumb.

Zombie movies are parables about extroverts, actually.

Hey real quick: if zombies walked around looking like this all day would it make becoming one less terrifying?

❌ Discourage dairy consumption
✔️ Create new furries

How I look posting

Joining Xitter late felt like the opening scene of 28 Days Later, full of berzerer zombies going for the jugular every time. Joining Bsky early feels like a survivalist commune, isolated, quiet and rewarding for those who seek to rebuild after the Muskopalypse.