Multi-Dysfunctional Tool
@rufusthecat.bsky.social
Gamer, cat-lover, avid masturbator
But this makes "Eat a bag of dicks" into a quirky reading recommendation. Can not comply.
February 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
But this makes "Eat a bag of dicks" into a quirky reading recommendation. Can not comply.
Wings and ribs, because they're sticky fun and make a mess on your face
January 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Wings and ribs, because they're sticky fun and make a mess on your face
*Guantanawoke Bay*
January 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
*Guantanawoke Bay*
I assume it ends like orgies end, sweaty panting people extracting themselves and drifting off for drinks and snacks until there's just two people determined to milk every last droplet of enjoyment while making awkward eye contact with everyone who pulled out early.
January 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I assume it ends like orgies end, sweaty panting people extracting themselves and drifting off for drinks and snacks until there's just two people determined to milk every last droplet of enjoyment while making awkward eye contact with everyone who pulled out early.
It's only real Beef Jerky if it's from the Jerky region of France, otherwise it's just chewy brown beef.
January 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It's only real Beef Jerky if it's from the Jerky region of France, otherwise it's just chewy brown beef.
Elon to the media:
January 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Elon to the media:
Elon and the media
January 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Elon and the media
Edward Scissorhands? He is also feral but more like "skittish cat who hides under the house" feral.
January 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Edward Scissorhands? He is also feral but more like "skittish cat who hides under the house" feral.
The scary thing about everyone is that they were Kung Fu fighting.
December 24, 2024 at 7:57 PM
The scary thing about everyone is that they were Kung Fu fighting.
I gotchu little guy
December 24, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I gotchu little guy
Merry Christmas (www.deviantart.com/mcquade/art/...)
December 24, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Merry Christmas (www.deviantart.com/mcquade/art/...)
Merry Christmas to all except droids (not allowed in)
Credit goes to McQuade on deviant art: www.deviantart.com/mcquade/art/...
Credit goes to McQuade on deviant art: www.deviantart.com/mcquade/art/...
December 24, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Merry Christmas to all except droids (not allowed in)
Credit goes to McQuade on deviant art: www.deviantart.com/mcquade/art/...
Credit goes to McQuade on deviant art: www.deviantart.com/mcquade/art/...
"Ready for the bad things to come" if only
December 21, 2024 at 9:06 AM
"Ready for the bad things to come" if only
Oh my god he's hacking the Gibson (posting ALF hog)
December 20, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Oh my god he's hacking the Gibson (posting ALF hog)
You're only asking because she doesn't want you to know.
December 15, 2024 at 9:39 PM
You're only asking because she doesn't want you to know.
On the subject: bsky.app/profile/rufu...
Listening to the latest Mountain Goats album. Darnielle sounds happy and the album doesn't make me want to slit my wrists in a warm bath. 3/10 but good for him tho.
December 14, 2024 at 7:03 PM
On the subject: bsky.app/profile/rufu...
Love Love Love and No Children by The Mountain Goats
December 14, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Love Love Love and No Children by The Mountain Goats
Also ironic that if you posted this comment on a bemoaning op-ed it only serves to increase its visibility via boosting some "engagement metric" and encouraging the author to post similar pearl-clutching articles. Capitalism!
December 13, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Also ironic that if you posted this comment on a bemoaning op-ed it only serves to increase its visibility via boosting some "engagement metric" and encouraging the author to post similar pearl-clutching articles. Capitalism!