Wario Incandenza
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In the heart without women, the posts naturally become divine | PGH | he/him
seeing trammell tillman in the final reckoning and being like “i know he runs that navy like an american apparel”
February 15, 2026 at 2:23 AM
seeing trammell tillman in the final reckoning and being like “i know he runs that navy like an american apparel”
the premise of netflix's 'his & hers' is "what if two hotties tried to solve a string of murders really sexily but were insanely bad at it entirely due of their own ineptitude, and also acclaimed character actors marin ireland and chris bauer were there"
February 14, 2026 at 4:25 AM
the premise of netflix's 'his & hers' is "what if two hotties tried to solve a string of murders really sexily but were insanely bad at it entirely due of their own ineptitude, and also acclaimed character actors marin ireland and chris bauer were there"
*knocking on the door of the IMF headquarters* hey the malignant omnipotent ai is doing prisoner’s dilemma
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
*knocking on the door of the IMF headquarters* hey the malignant omnipotent ai is doing prisoner’s dilemma
things game developers think i want to do:
- extract (???)
- compete with other human beings
- gamble
things i want to do:
- design a little guy
- run him around a place where something Really Bad Happened
- extract (???)
- compete with other human beings
- gamble
things i want to do:
- design a little guy
- run him around a place where something Really Bad Happened
February 13, 2026 at 9:15 PM
things game developers think i want to do:
- extract (???)
- compete with other human beings
- gamble
things i want to do:
- design a little guy
- run him around a place where something Really Bad Happened
- extract (???)
- compete with other human beings
- gamble
things i want to do:
- design a little guy
- run him around a place where something Really Bad Happened
*singing “why don’t you get a job?” by the offspring* my friend’s got a girlfriend and he—*sees women giving me dirty looks*—he…loves that chick
February 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
*singing “why don’t you get a job?” by the offspring* my friend’s got a girlfriend and he—*sees women giving me dirty looks*—he…loves that chick
thinking about the name “sins of a solar empire”: fuck dude that’s so bad ass
seeing the ui for the game: haha fuck, this sucks
seeing the ui for the game: haha fuck, this sucks
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
thinking about the name “sins of a solar empire”: fuck dude that’s so bad ass
seeing the ui for the game: haha fuck, this sucks
seeing the ui for the game: haha fuck, this sucks
“its a russian tuant” is one of the all time explanations
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 AM
“its a russian tuant” is one of the all time explanations
girl i just matched with on a dating app keeps referring to h jon benjamin as “john h benjamin”
February 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
girl i just matched with on a dating app keeps referring to h jon benjamin as “john h benjamin”
sometimes my phone shows me old photos of my ex-girlfriend’s roommate’s cat and i’m still like “there she is :)”
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
sometimes my phone shows me old photos of my ex-girlfriend’s roommate’s cat and i’m still like “there she is :)”
they’re playing doolittle on the bar speakers n i’m just buzzed enough to remember that i was once young and listening to this album while biking around my dumb cul de sac
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
they’re playing doolittle on the bar speakers n i’m just buzzed enough to remember that i was once young and listening to this album while biking around my dumb cul de sac
*absentmindedly eating a sandwich during nirvana’s ‘nevermind’ recording sessions, barely listening to “come as you are”* u guys should do another one like territorial pissings, that one rules. also u should take out that noise breakdown in drain you it sucks shit
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
*absentmindedly eating a sandwich during nirvana’s ‘nevermind’ recording sessions, barely listening to “come as you are”* u guys should do another one like territorial pissings, that one rules. also u should take out that noise breakdown in drain you it sucks shit
had to skip this ENT appointment today and they never followed up with me asking where i was and i was like damn these guy did not give a fuck about my auditory health for real
February 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
had to skip this ENT appointment today and they never followed up with me asking where i was and i was like damn these guy did not give a fuck about my auditory health for real
required training video i'm watching just said "we ALL know that using the phone while driving is dangerous" maybe it is for you
February 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
required training video i'm watching just said "we ALL know that using the phone while driving is dangerous" maybe it is for you
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such a canonical post i would have sworn it was 10 years older
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
such a canonical post i would have sworn it was 10 years older
saw someone start their hourlies off with them giving their partner oral sex and i feel like something that's been lost in the shuffle this year over the changing of the date for hourly comics day is that it's actually fine if some experiences stay private—it can actually make them more meaningful!
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 AM
saw someone start their hourlies off with them giving their partner oral sex and i feel like something that's been lost in the shuffle this year over the changing of the date for hourly comics day is that it's actually fine if some experiences stay private—it can actually make them more meaningful!
Milly Alcock, Charli XCX, and Norman Reedus have been cast in Takashi Miike's new horror film about 3 friends who meet up in Kyoto to rekindle their friendship and I'm kind of disappointed that Norman Reedus apparently is not the third friend
February 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Milly Alcock, Charli XCX, and Norman Reedus have been cast in Takashi Miike's new horror film about 3 friends who meet up in Kyoto to rekindle their friendship and I'm kind of disappointed that Norman Reedus apparently is not the third friend
foundation is crazy—one third of the cloned brothers who rule the galactic empire is terrence mann who played the rum tum tugger on broadway in 1982
February 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
foundation is crazy—one third of the cloned brothers who rule the galactic empire is terrence mann who played the rum tum tugger on broadway in 1982
drinking several beers and thinking about all the wonderful pop songs robert schneider wrote with the apples in stereo
February 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
drinking several beers and thinking about all the wonderful pop songs robert schneider wrote with the apples in stereo
GENIE: and for your third wish
ME: *just saw an obituary for a pet rat and got really sad* I wish rats could live to be 100
ME: *just saw an obituary for a pet rat and got really sad* I wish rats could live to be 100
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
GENIE: and for your third wish
ME: *just saw an obituary for a pet rat and got really sad* I wish rats could live to be 100
ME: *just saw an obituary for a pet rat and got really sad* I wish rats could live to be 100
imagine not knowing his name is gossamer…
More Looney Tunes talk: a thing I think about is seeing an Aardman flick at the New Bev in which the famous Bugs short with the big red furry monster played, and how the crowd reacted to different things - the kids to one joke, the adults to another - and that's how Looney Tunes lives on
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
imagine not knowing his name is gossamer…
they should invent a beer your dog can drink so he doesn’t feel left out
February 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
they should invent a beer your dog can drink so he doesn’t feel left out
i know they say you should never write down your sensitive information but i did just avoid a really annoying roadblock in resetting my account for an external site because i’d written down an ID number they asked for last time this happened so it;s impossible to say if it’s a security risk or not
February 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
i know they say you should never write down your sensitive information but i did just avoid a really annoying roadblock in resetting my account for an external site because i’d written down an ID number they asked for last time this happened so it;s impossible to say if it’s a security risk or not
guy who prefers 'nirvanna: the band - the show - the book' come ON folks
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
guy who prefers 'nirvanna: the band - the show - the book' come ON folks
this is the kind of shit they're always naming weapons in helldivers
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 PM
this is the kind of shit they're always naming weapons in helldivers
guy on my team just said he “loves adding value” on this call i’m on—what the hell
February 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
guy on my team just said he “loves adding value” on this call i’m on—what the hell