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rudehunch.bsky.social
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In the heart without women, the posts naturally become divine | PGH | he/him
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One of my most enduring associations with the FX medical drama 'Nip/Tuck' was when my brother was watching the pilot episode and I heard Dylan Walsh accuse his wife of "getting [her] vagina waxed like some kind of porno star" and I spent the rest of the day walking around like this:
Two panels from Ryan Pequin's "Three Word Phrase" that show a man in a great look of consternation thinking "??????" and then simply "?" to indicate a profound lack of comprehension
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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found a place some of you have never taken your partners today:
Gate in Southwark London titled “Cumming Group”
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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when you hear stephen root’s voice in boardwalk empire s3e2
guys on a couch cheering and pointing with red laser beams coming out of their eyes
September 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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this is the level of alliance shifting going on in s2 of boardwalk empire
From The Onion’s Archives HEADLINE: War declared by all SUB-HEADLINE: Austria declares war on Serbia declares war on Germany declares war on France declares war on Turkey declares war on Russia declares war on Bulgaria declares war on Britain SUB-SUB-HEADLINE: Ottoman Empire almost declares war on itself SUB-SUB-SUB-HEADLINE: Nations struggle to remember allies
September 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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comic i made about being in a relationship with salacious b. crumb and forgot to post
PAGE 1 PANEL 1: A close-up of Salacious B. Crumb, a beaked alien who sits on Jabba the Hutt's shoulder and laughs maniacally whenever something fucked up happens. PANEL 2: Me, staring at my phone. ME: Another photo of Salacious B. Crumb...? PANEL 3: My phone screen, full of photos of Salacious B. Crumb. ME: To be fair there are a lot of them... PANEL 4: I'm putting a finger to my face as if in thought. ME: I wonder how they're doing... PANEL 5: I'm staring up in annoyance. ME: Ugh, whatever! PANEL 6: I'm deleting photos on my phone, evidenced by a small trash can being emitted from my phone. ME: Delete! PAGE 2 PANEL 1: I'm laying in bed staring at my phone on my nightstand, which is lighting up. PANEL 2: I'm staring into my phone which is illuminating my face. ME: What the fuck? PANEL 3: A text conversation between me and Salacious Crumb. SALACIOUS CRUMB: ...know I hurt you but we have so much history together so when he asks me to sit on his shoulder and laugh I can't really say no. I hope you understand where I'm coming from. ME: Whatever man don't text me anymore TODAY, 2:43 am SALACIOUS CRUMB: This is crazy but Jabba got strangled to death on his pleasure barge Three dots appear beneath this message to indicate Salacious is still typing. PANEL 4: The same text conversation. SALACIOUS CRUMB: Anyway how are you?
September 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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hey look i know the hustle never stops now but there is a certain amount of irony in writing about how the platformization of the internet has made everything worse on a paywalled post you’re uploading to substack—like maybe the call is coming from inside the house on this one
Intentionally redacted Bluesky post with the following text: “My latest newsletter is about how Internet culture died, and why the centralization around a handful of large platforms is responsible for making the web a duller, more boring place.”
September 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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this guy and i both picked songs from ‘invisible touch’ by genesis in our music league for a round and he used his description to disparage “land of confusion” which was my choice. anyway i creamed him pointswise so i changed my icon to this to celebrate
the disgusting phil collins puppet from the video for genesis’s “land of confusion” wearing a complicated set of goggles and grimacing
September 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Illustration of Axel from Kingdom Hearts (by Joe Whitt I think) pulling open his robe to display a shirt edited to show the text “ONE SEATER” written on it
September 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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mr. ratburn from arthur grasping the bars of a cell and baring two fangs with an angry expression on his face
September 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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but the third seat is just a legend...isn't it...?
PANEL 1: Bald man smugly looking off to the side wearing a shirt that says "TWO SEATER" with arrows pointing to his face and groin. BALD MAN: Aren't *I* quite the cut-up with my novelty sex t-shirt... PANEL 2: Man looking surprised/taken aback with one arm withdrawn as though he is recoiling from something. BALD MAN (thinking): What the...? PANEL 3: The bald man, eyes bugged out of his head, is looking at a man with a mullet and a ratty mustache who is wearing a tank top that says THREE SEATER on it, with arrows also pointing to his groin and face. BALD MAN (thinking): A *third* seat??? Could that be so?? PANEL 4: The bald man is looking into his hands in consternation, sweating profusely. BALD MAN (thinking): Where...how...there's only...what does he know PANEL 5: Bald man looking up in desperation with two fingers on his left hand raised as if counting, and he has a massive sweat stain on his shirt. BALD MAN (thinking): I've got to know!!! PANEL 6: Bald man is looking contritely at the man with the mullet, who is frowning and crossing his arms. BALD MAN: Excuse me sir but where is the third MAN WITH MULLET (overlapping): You can't handle it
September 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable
A t-shirt with the text “three seater” on the chest with arrows pointing up to the head and down to the groin
August 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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thank you mr. paul for the gift of your beautiful music
PANEL 1: I’m walking with my hands in my pockets. ME: Owie therapy really did a “number” on me today PANEL 2: I’m putting on headphones with a concerned look on my face. ME: It feels like I’m just running in circles… PANEL 3: I’m pressing play on my phone, which is making a “pip!” sound. ME: It’s gonna take some serious tunes to get through today. PANEL 4: I have my legs kicked up with a serious expression on my face; the lyrics to Sean Paul’s “Temperature” can be seen emanating from my headphones
August 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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finding out they’re married irl felt right
Ed Harris as Lou Sr. in ‘Love Lies Bleeding’ with one of the most horrific haircuts I’ve ever seen in my life Amy Madigan as Aunt Gladys in ‘Weapons’ where she looks like a terrifying clown
August 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000.
An impression of a male figure’s dick and balls from the Coen bros’ ‘The Big Lebowski’
August 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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salacious b crumb practice
various headshots of salacious b crumb, the little guy who sits on jabba the hutt’s shoulder laughing in star wars episode 6: return of the jedi
August 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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quick doodle of the gentleman with the thistledown hair scheming how to make his best friend stephen black the king of england
the gentleman with the thistledown hair—a faerie with gold-white hair wearing a deep green jacket—wringing his hands together and grinning wickedly
August 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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favorite detail of my rewatch of the big lebowski this time around was the photo of the farm the knudsens tell their private detective to show bunny lebowski to make her homesick:
Photo of a desolate and barren farm house in black and white
August 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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incredible exchange from ‘the master’ (2012)
Lancaster Dodd: You're acting aggressive because you drink too much alcohol. Freddie Quell: No, I don't think so.
August 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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when someone says something so stephenphobic u gotta hit em with the thistledown stare:
the gentleman with the thistledown hair (marc warren) from the bbc adaption of ‘jonathan strange & mr. norrell’ (2015) looking *most* displeased
July 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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“taste the perfection”
“all you desire”
“it’s now or never”
drunk don draper in front of a blank presentation easel
July 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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willem dafoe doing an impressive split
July 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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i love this idiot
my dog skip, a black and tan german shepherd mix with a white muzzle, holding a new ball in his mouth and looking so aggrieved
July 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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made this collage to celebrate getting my fifth shoulder surgery a couple weeks back lol
collage of images including two of me in the ER for shoulder dislocations, all focused around a screenshot of King of the Hill where Hank is reflected in a computer screen with the word “AGONY” written on it
July 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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fought my first lagiacrus in mh wilds
sylvester the cat looking incredibly harried and smoking a ton of cigarettes
July 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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some of us did more than “come across it”
a photo of me wearing a pink corduroy hat that says “pepto-bismol” on it in offset gold lettering
July 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM