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jewish writer, mover, shaker
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If you liked that Ring commercial finding the doggo:

Now imagine instead of “Milo match” it says your name on a cop’s screen when you walk by.
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Y’all didn’t realize they were using “Democracy dies in darkness” as a mission statement, not a salutary motto
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I wrote it! Check it out !
Nearly all of Chicago’s movie theaters are on the north side. Even still, there has not been a fully operational movie theater within Chicago city limits north of Lawrence Avenue since August 18, 2023. https://bit.ly/3ZahBJN
The next iteration of the 400 Theater - Chicago Reader
The New 400 Theaters closed in 2023, leaving the far north side without a cinema. This year, new ownership will reopen the historic Rogers Park institution.
chicagoreader.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
anyway RIP to the greatest youtu.be/fggXs7oIP7Q?...
Midnight at the Oasis - Waiting for Guffman HD
YouTube video by artfilm33
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
chicagoreader.com/film-tv/movi... My latest for @chicagoreader.com — a very fun confluence of a bunch of different subjects I love! Enjoy :)
The next iteration of the 400 Theater - Chicago Reader
The New 400 Theaters closed in 2023, leaving the far north side without a cinema. This year, new ownership will reopen the historic Rogers Park institution.
chicagoreader.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
HAHA
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 11:30 PM
this is a 30 Rock bit that got cut for being “too boring”
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.

Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I went to Hebrew school with a guy who has an under-5 in Marty Supreme so I think I get some kind of prize
January 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Here is my big 2026 goal. How do I game Google to make me the first thing that appears when you google "Jewish guy". And NOT in an anti semitic way. In a Marty Mauser way.
January 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.

This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Have yourself a Benson little Boonemas
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Odious is kind of the only word you can use to refer to Cuomo
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I wrote about THE MASTERMIND for the @chicagoreader.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I kind of can’t believe this Bari Weiss quote is even real, and yet www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/b...
October 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Also my preliminary OBAA take (because I’m planning something long form): movies can’t save the world, PTA knows that, this is a film of his beliefs and hopes
October 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Nails why accusations of hypocrisy never land with MAGA: “But the real secret is locating the animating impulse behind contemporary fascist sexuality: Hedonism for me, puritanism for thee.”
I wrote about The Hunting Wives, Erotic MAGA, and the literally libidinal appeal of fascism for @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's Welcome to Hell World
A high heel, jammed into a human mouth, forever
Sean T. Collins on The Hunting Wives
www.welcometohellworld.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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@rsasch.bsky.social recommends the world premiere of "Rabbits in Their Pockets" at Lifeline Theatre for @chicagoreader.com! chicagoreader.com/performing-a...
Black joy and healing - Chicago Reader
Rabbits in Their Pockets at Lifeline is a heartfelt and extremely smart contemporary story using African folktales as a jumping-off point.
chicagoreader.com
September 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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anti-anti-fascist feels like it should have a one-word synonym
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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If the Tikvah Fund becomes the main representative of academic Jewish Studies in the United States, which is clearly what the US government wants, we will be telling queer and trans scholars that they have no place in Jewish Studies. And it will be a loss to all of us in the field.
September 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM