Zenith(_the_Simp)
@royalentity.bsky.social
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🟣dilf, anti censorship - pro human rights
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🟣dilf, anti censorship - pro human rights
🔞be warned: NSFW
💥only DM if we have interacted
>header by @ghironda.bsky.social
>profile pic by @hotchaitea.bsky.social
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alright scene fixed
now going to proofread the fucking almost 40k olease shoot me
then i can finally upload my WanDurinBedo insanity its so so dear to me ugh
now going to proofread the fucking almost 40k olease shoot me
then i can finally upload my WanDurinBedo insanity its so so dear to me ugh
February 18, 2026 at 10:41 AM
alright scene fixed
now going to proofread the fucking almost 40k olease shoot me
then i can finally upload my WanDurinBedo insanity its so so dear to me ugh
now going to proofread the fucking almost 40k olease shoot me
then i can finally upload my WanDurinBedo insanity its so so dear to me ugh
an wenyi qhen he's busy deluding himself that he cant love yifan so hard that he writes off *almost sobbing with how much he wants to kiss yifan* as him just being a bad person god i hate him so so much
sexy fictional character dynamic: they lie so much and so often about their feelings that they almost believe it themselves, then it takes just one right interaction with their love interest for all of it to come crashing down
February 18, 2026 at 10:03 AM
an wenyi qhen he's busy deluding himself that he cant love yifan so hard that he writes off *almost sobbing with how much he wants to kiss yifan* as him just being a bad person god i hate him so so much
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TWO FIC SURPRISE! (Kinda)
Cupid is a Knavish Lad: Illuga accidentally catches Varka and Flins in the act, and spirals afterwards. #faelight #varflins (Don't have a good tag for all 3)
Explicit, 2.8k, Angst, Guilt, Accidental Voyeurism, and Illuga goes THROUGH IT.
archiveofourown.org/works/79710601
Cupid is a Knavish Lad: Illuga accidentally catches Varka and Flins in the act, and spirals afterwards. #faelight #varflins (Don't have a good tag for all 3)
Explicit, 2.8k, Angst, Guilt, Accidental Voyeurism, and Illuga goes THROUGH IT.
archiveofourown.org/works/79710601
February 18, 2026 at 6:21 AM
TWO FIC SURPRISE! (Kinda)
Cupid is a Knavish Lad: Illuga accidentally catches Varka and Flins in the act, and spirals afterwards. #faelight #varflins (Don't have a good tag for all 3)
Explicit, 2.8k, Angst, Guilt, Accidental Voyeurism, and Illuga goes THROUGH IT.
archiveofourown.org/works/79710601
Cupid is a Knavish Lad: Illuga accidentally catches Varka and Flins in the act, and spirals afterwards. #faelight #varflins (Don't have a good tag for all 3)
Explicit, 2.8k, Angst, Guilt, Accidental Voyeurism, and Illuga goes THROUGH IT.
archiveofourown.org/works/79710601
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People don't need a reason to dislike a character/ship. Sometimes they just do. It's like having ice cream flavor preferences. It ain't that deep.
And if you are so attached to a character/ship that someone disliking them feels like a personal attack, you need to log off/find something else to do.
And if you are so attached to a character/ship that someone disliking them feels like a personal attack, you need to log off/find something else to do.
February 17, 2026 at 2:33 PM
People don't need a reason to dislike a character/ship. Sometimes they just do. It's like having ice cream flavor preferences. It ain't that deep.
And if you are so attached to a character/ship that someone disliking them feels like a personal attack, you need to log off/find something else to do.
And if you are so attached to a character/ship that someone disliking them feels like a personal attack, you need to log off/find something else to do.
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Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
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seeing lohen and varka drinking together is doing something to my brain... i need lohen to spike varka's drink with an aphrodisiac and then take him back to his quarters because he "drank too much" and "needs a little nap"
February 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
seeing lohen and varka drinking together is doing something to my brain... i need lohen to spike varka's drink with an aphrodisiac and then take him back to his quarters because he "drank too much" and "needs a little nap"
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Down right tropical today at 8°C
February 18, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Down right tropical today at 8°C
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i'm workshopping something new, for all us poor souls who have to brave the throngs of humanity who don't wash their hands...
personalized custom scented hand sanitizer, coming soon! made with 100% hand-harvested aloe gel, they can be made any scent and any color! please look forward to pics soon!
personalized custom scented hand sanitizer, coming soon! made with 100% hand-harvested aloe gel, they can be made any scent and any color! please look forward to pics soon!
eyyyy so. work has been running me ragged on short-ass trips that have paid absolute dick for the past several weeks, so i'm exhausted AND still poor, and after paying rent i'll basically have zero dollars for anything else for a while.
treat yoself while helping a girl out?
ko-fi.com/kawree/shop
treat yoself while helping a girl out?
ko-fi.com/kawree/shop
Visit Kari's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
ko-fi.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
i'm workshopping something new, for all us poor souls who have to brave the throngs of humanity who don't wash their hands...
personalized custom scented hand sanitizer, coming soon! made with 100% hand-harvested aloe gel, they can be made any scent and any color! please look forward to pics soon!
personalized custom scented hand sanitizer, coming soon! made with 100% hand-harvested aloe gel, they can be made any scent and any color! please look forward to pics soon!
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February 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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I’m a filthy top/bottom centrist cause I think fixed shippers are perfectly in their rights to only enjoy one dynamic & seme/uke tropes, meanwhile, pretentious vers shippers need to stop acting like ppl need to force themselves into reading reverse
February 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I’m a filthy top/bottom centrist cause I think fixed shippers are perfectly in their rights to only enjoy one dynamic & seme/uke tropes, meanwhile, pretentious vers shippers need to stop acting like ppl need to force themselves into reading reverse
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February 18, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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Open bets: will Illuga manage to take all of Varka's girth and length if Flins keep encouraging him? 🙏 (wip)
February 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Open bets: will Illuga manage to take all of Varka's girth and length if Flins keep encouraging him? 🙏 (wip)
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snow day. u kno what that means
February 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
snow day. u kno what that means
baizhus idle but he takes the plants viscosity and life essense to show how it looks when you botch that but all that does is giving him a prickling all natural dendro based lube and he deserves to fuck himself with it
February 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
baizhus idle but he takes the plants viscosity and life essense to show how it looks when you botch that but all that does is giving him a prickling all natural dendro based lube and he deserves to fuck himself with it
ONE SCENE TO FIX and then proofreading and then im DONE with the WanDurinBedo fic oh my GOD so so soooo many things ugh
February 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
ONE SCENE TO FIX and then proofreading and then im DONE with the WanDurinBedo fic oh my GOD so so soooo many things ugh
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What the fuck does "AI-powered email" even mean. What's the AI powering. It's an EMAIL
February 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
What the fuck does "AI-powered email" even mean. What's the AI powering. It's an EMAIL
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I didn’t want to wake up at 6am just to do this but alas
February 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I didn’t want to wake up at 6am just to do this but alas
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You have to seek out music because unless it’s marketed by large corporations, the best music is not going to find you the way it may have back when we were young.
February 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
You have to seek out music because unless it’s marketed by large corporations, the best music is not going to find you the way it may have back when we were young.
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![[background is a vineyard or farmland and there are trees further away and then a hillside and it is very sunny]
Keep Going!
Rock Bottom Has a Basement!
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few days too late but i remembered the best valentines card
February 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
few days too late but i remembered the best valentines card
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I like to think luc puts all the frogs into his pocket to take home.
February 17, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I like to think luc puts all the frogs into his pocket to take home.
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Anyone else miss doing those huge Fandom based aggie/magma drawings where you post a link to the drawing page and you just- draw with many others on a huge canvas Fandom related stuff?? 😩👌
February 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Anyone else miss doing those huge Fandom based aggie/magma drawings where you post a link to the drawing page and you just- draw with many others on a huge canvas Fandom related stuff?? 😩👌