Zenith(_the_Simp)
@royalentity.bsky.social
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🟣dilf, anti censorship - pro human rights
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🟣dilf, anti censorship - pro human rights
🔞be warned: NSFW
💥only DM if we have interacted
>header by @ghironda.bsky.social
>profile pic by @hotchaitea.bsky.social
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Thinking of how I can trick romance authors into promoting their books with a one sentences description of what actually happens again. We gotta ease off the trope only vibes. WHAT HAPPENS!
December 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Thinking of how I can trick romance authors into promoting their books with a one sentences description of what actually happens again. We gotta ease off the trope only vibes. WHAT HAPPENS!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK ITS 2 AM SHOOT ME
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK ITS 2 AM SHOOT ME
i need to transcend my existence and become the blorbo
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i need to transcend my existence and become the blorbo
i want one day without insomnia kicking my asssss
December 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i want one day without insomnia kicking my asssss
im actualy so cooked
December 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
im actualy so cooked
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Althoughhh, if a trained pigeon could do it get a trained pigeon to do it. They're better for the environment and make much better companions!
December 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Althoughhh, if a trained pigeon could do it get a trained pigeon to do it. They're better for the environment and make much better companions!
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AND THIS HAS FANART NOW! Give ToxicLucky some love!!! Flins reflection is INSANE #faelight #illuga
www.tumblr.com/toxic-lucky/...
www.tumblr.com/toxic-lucky/...
December 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
AND THIS HAS FANART NOW! Give ToxicLucky some love!!! Flins reflection is INSANE #faelight #illuga
www.tumblr.com/toxic-lucky/...
www.tumblr.com/toxic-lucky/...
jesus christ some trans people desperately need to get offline more what the fuck am i looking at
i dont know. go outside. go to queer clubs. swim meets. coffee get togethers.
literally anything other than weird strawman hyperspecific infighting that nobody should care about.
i dont know. go outside. go to queer clubs. swim meets. coffee get togethers.
literally anything other than weird strawman hyperspecific infighting that nobody should care about.
December 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
jesus christ some trans people desperately need to get offline more what the fuck am i looking at
i dont know. go outside. go to queer clubs. swim meets. coffee get togethers.
literally anything other than weird strawman hyperspecific infighting that nobody should care about.
i dont know. go outside. go to queer clubs. swim meets. coffee get togethers.
literally anything other than weird strawman hyperspecific infighting that nobody should care about.
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December 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
googled judith butler
alright this human seems to be a bit weird and very much just... old. yanno. mostly full of themselves but not a horrible person?
alright this human seems to be a bit weird and very much just... old. yanno. mostly full of themselves but not a horrible person?
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
googled judith butler
alright this human seems to be a bit weird and very much just... old. yanno. mostly full of themselves but not a horrible person?
alright this human seems to be a bit weird and very much just... old. yanno. mostly full of themselves but not a horrible person?
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
so what... a professional esports player? i feel like that would go really bad i have terrible micro
...do fics count? if not i think last book i read was... tgcf reread? so what, am i god of scraps now? or just the gayest gay who ever existed????
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
so what... a professional esports player? i feel like that would go really bad i have terrible micro
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bsky.app/profile/caly... here's the post that made me feral
@awkwardtypeos.bsky.social and @calyxcrimes.bsky.social unlocked a new otp in me and I want everyone to know that they're DANGEROUS
December 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
bsky.app/profile/caly... here's the post that made me feral
insomnia so bad that i can neither sleep during the day nor durin the night im awake for over 48 hours rn
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
insomnia so bad that i can neither sleep during the day nor durin the night im awake for over 48 hours rn
god if a partner of mine is every getting a back tattoo im never bottoming again like damn baby you paid almost 1k for thi art now LET ME ENJOY THE VIEW
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
god if a partner of mine is every getting a back tattoo im never bottoming again like damn baby you paid almost 1k for thi art now LET ME ENJOY THE VIEW
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do not fear aging. the older you get the more gap moe points you accrue
December 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
do not fear aging. the older you get the more gap moe points you accrue
no idea who this douchebag is and i could've gone my life without knowing he exists but now that i do know this...
masks are awesome! the amount of people who cough around without a fucking mask on?? in public?? nah. im putting my mask up >>>
masks are awesome! the amount of people who cough around without a fucking mask on?? in public?? nah. im putting my mask up >>>
Disappointed to see Jon Stewart & co joke about masking in public. I do it for my medically fragile daughter (Batten Disease). People not masking properly led to her getting pneumonia, which led to her being on life support, which led to me getting price quotes on her cremation just in case.
December 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
no idea who this douchebag is and i could've gone my life without knowing he exists but now that i do know this...
masks are awesome! the amount of people who cough around without a fucking mask on?? in public?? nah. im putting my mask up >>>
masks are awesome! the amount of people who cough around without a fucking mask on?? in public?? nah. im putting my mask up >>>
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Ed Sheerammstein
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
ruin two bands by combining them:
Fugazi Osbourne
Fugazi Osbourne
December 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ed Sheerammstein
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Mumford 'N' Roses
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
ruin two bands by combining them:
Fugazi Osbourne
Fugazi Osbourne
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Mumford 'N' Roses