Derek Lawler
@rowdybowden.bsky.social
reading. writing. minimal arithmetic.
Atlanta, GA
Atlanta, GA
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Referendum to change the sportscaster term from "Tush Push" to literally any other combination of words in the English language.
January 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Referendum to change the sportscaster term from "Tush Push" to literally any other combination of words in the English language.
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This is Tony "The Knuckle" Knucklini. Over there is Vin "The Elbow" Elbownio. And finally, we got Johnny "The Great Personality" Assfacelli.
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
This is Tony "The Knuckle" Knucklini. Over there is Vin "The Elbow" Elbownio. And finally, we got Johnny "The Great Personality" Assfacelli.
In addition to Treasure Island most likely influencing @stephenking.bsky.social's IT (The Black Spot, deadlights), could there also be A Dark Tower influence in A Confederacy Of Dunces?
Fortuna spinning us downward on the wheel....Ka is a wheel. Hmm...
Fortuna spinning us downward on the wheel....Ka is a wheel. Hmm...
January 16, 2026 at 11:10 AM
In addition to Treasure Island most likely influencing @stephenking.bsky.social's IT (The Black Spot, deadlights), could there also be A Dark Tower influence in A Confederacy Of Dunces?
Fortuna spinning us downward on the wheel....Ka is a wheel. Hmm...
Fortuna spinning us downward on the wheel....Ka is a wheel. Hmm...
Looks like he's maybe a doctor or nurse? Dr. Macher, perhaps?
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Looks like he's maybe a doctor or nurse? Dr. Macher, perhaps?
Didn't even notice @ethanembry.bsky.social in there at first. Very cool that this filmed around Atlanta, including my hometown of Douglasville.
Fun Fact: The Scream TV show also filmed in Douglasville at my high school.
Fun Fact: The Scream TV show also filmed in Douglasville at my high school.
January 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Didn't even notice @ethanembry.bsky.social in there at first. Very cool that this filmed around Atlanta, including my hometown of Douglasville.
Fun Fact: The Scream TV show also filmed in Douglasville at my high school.
Fun Fact: The Scream TV show also filmed in Douglasville at my high school.
When Nimoy beams up at the end, I was like "Ohhhh, so this doesn't even have to be fully tethered to reality anymore as long as it stays true to the characters."
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
When Nimoy beams up at the end, I was like "Ohhhh, so this doesn't even have to be fully tethered to reality anymore as long as it stays true to the characters."
This was the first episode I showed my 8 year old to get him into it. He particularly loved "I call the big one Bitey."
January 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
This was the first episode I showed my 8 year old to get him into it. He particularly loved "I call the big one Bitey."
This is Tony "The Knuckle" Knucklini. Over there is Vin "The Elbow" Elbownio. And finally, we got Johnny "The Great Personality" Assfacelli.
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
This is Tony "The Knuckle" Knucklini. Over there is Vin "The Elbow" Elbownio. And finally, we got Johnny "The Great Personality" Assfacelli.
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Trying to explain to my bookie that I meant to take the Texans -3, but got distracted by the federal occupation of my city by unaccountable paramilitary goons.
January 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Trying to explain to my bookie that I meant to take the Texans -3, but got distracted by the federal occupation of my city by unaccountable paramilitary goons.
Took an improv class with him in Atlanta. Super nice guy. During our mid-class break, he went to Criminal Records and came back with a ton of CDs. Talked music with him for a bit. Can't remember exactly what he bought, but it might have been Allman Bros because he wanted to get more into them.
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Took an improv class with him in Atlanta. Super nice guy. During our mid-class break, he went to Criminal Records and came back with a ton of CDs. Talked music with him for a bit. Can't remember exactly what he bought, but it might have been Allman Bros because he wanted to get more into them.
Damn them and their deep chundertubs. (Chundertubs are evidently what DonkCoin users call pockets.)
January 12, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Damn them and their deep chundertubs. (Chundertubs are evidently what DonkCoin users call pockets.)
Well, ok. But only for a second. Just saw an article about how they're changing all my paychecks to beef tallow and something called DonkCoin??!
January 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Well, ok. But only for a second. Just saw an article about how they're changing all my paychecks to beef tallow and something called DonkCoin??!
All the distractions to distract me from the distractions that are being used to distract me from other distractions are really distracting. I'm at max distraction here, folks.
January 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM
All the distractions to distract me from the distractions that are being used to distract me from other distractions are really distracting. I'm at max distraction here, folks.
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John Cage, submitting the sheet music for "4'33"" to his publisher: What do you think?
Publisher: No notes.
Publisher: No notes.
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
John Cage, submitting the sheet music for "4'33"" to his publisher: What do you think?
Publisher: No notes.
Publisher: No notes.
Steven Van Zandt reading his audiobook memoir basically sounds like Silvio narrating Little Steven's life. It's amazing.
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Steven Van Zandt reading his audiobook memoir basically sounds like Silvio narrating Little Steven's life. It's amazing.
Morning soundtrack, because being American right now is definitely no fun.
The Sex Pistols - No Fun - 1/14/1978 - Winterland (Official)
YouTube video by Sex Pistols on MV
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January 7, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Morning soundtrack, because being American right now is definitely no fun.
The best part of Road House is when Terry Funk calls Sam Elliott "dad" as an insult. They were born 9 days apart from each other!!
January 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The best part of Road House is when Terry Funk calls Sam Elliott "dad" as an insult. They were born 9 days apart from each other!!
Billy Ray Cyrus caught Miley smoking a cigarette once and made her smoke a whole pack, plus every other pack on the face of the earth.
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Billy Ray Cyrus caught Miley smoking a cigarette once and made her smoke a whole pack, plus every other pack on the face of the earth.
Had a dream that I spent the evening hanging around with Andre 3000 before a concert, laughing about an imagined Odd Couple remake with Waylon Jennings and Johnny Cash.
Not a bad way to spend unconsciousness!
Not a bad way to spend unconsciousness!
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Had a dream that I spent the evening hanging around with Andre 3000 before a concert, laughing about an imagined Odd Couple remake with Waylon Jennings and Johnny Cash.
Not a bad way to spend unconsciousness!
Not a bad way to spend unconsciousness!
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Yeeeeeah!! Let's get it! Time to rise and grind....our teeth while facing the atrocities of the day.
January 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Yeeeeeah!! Let's get it! Time to rise and grind....our teeth while facing the atrocities of the day.
โNot everything needs a year-end Wrapped!โ I yell into the phone at my proctologistโs marketing manager.
January 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
โNot everything needs a year-end Wrapped!โ I yell into the phone at my proctologistโs marketing manager.
Very unfortunate that Slim Fit is back right when Iโm at my Max Weight In Years phase.
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Very unfortunate that Slim Fit is back right when Iโm at my Max Weight In Years phase.
Tom Waits has come a long way since being willed into existence by a nightmare a can of expired sardines had in 1971.
January 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Tom Waits has come a long way since being willed into existence by a nightmare a can of expired sardines had in 1971.
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