Lisa Rosman
@rosmantic.bsky.social
I'm a recovering Masshole, a muppet critic, a practical intuitive, a pansexual who's no Peter Pan. I believe in the Force, the social contract, you. Readings/Ruby Report: https://pocketsuite.io/link/ruby-intuition
Unpopular opinion I’m slipping in now: I loved Diane Keaton but after 1985 i think she mostly made movies to finance her other projects bc they were mostly commercial flytraps
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Unpopular opinion I’m slipping in now: I loved Diane Keaton but after 1985 i think she mostly made movies to finance her other projects bc they were mostly commercial flytraps
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People mag is constantly undervalued because the majority of its pages are dedicated to female-coded interests (celebs, shopping, true crime). They don't crave or need political access to exist & so are free to speak truth to power. One of the few outlets to cover Project 2025 with any seriousness.
So what does it say about the state of the 🇺🇸 Press Corps that Trump sticking his finger in a reporter’s face and shouting “Quiet, Piggy!” at her was broken by @peoplemag.bsky.social?
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
People mag is constantly undervalued because the majority of its pages are dedicated to female-coded interests (celebs, shopping, true crime). They don't crave or need political access to exist & so are free to speak truth to power. One of the few outlets to cover Project 2025 with any seriousness.
I’m a huge SNL nerd, but this mostly white new cast is tough. This week featured an-otherwise endearing music video—“I Miss My Ex’s Dad—but altho we see dad Glenn Powell’s daughter, we don’t see dad Keenan Thompson’s. Why? Bc there are literally no Black women left on SNL. youtu.be/IYmSuZHDTdg?...
I Miss My Ex's Dad - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’m a huge SNL nerd, but this mostly white new cast is tough. This week featured an-otherwise endearing music video—“I Miss My Ex’s Dad—but altho we see dad Glenn Powell’s daughter, we don’t see dad Keenan Thompson’s. Why? Bc there are literally no Black women left on SNL. youtu.be/IYmSuZHDTdg?...
Did men ruin sex? Did men ruin the environment? Did men ruin religion? Did men ruin the public trust? Did men ruin fun? Did men ruin any basic sense of decency? Did men ruin the human species’ future on a habitable, equitable planet? Stop me if I’m forgetting anything
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Did men ruin sex? Did men ruin the environment? Did men ruin religion? Did men ruin the public trust? Did men ruin fun? Did men ruin any basic sense of decency? Did men ruin the human species’ future on a habitable, equitable planet? Stop me if I’m forgetting anything
Fantasizing, even
This has me thinking about a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin.
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Fantasizing, even
We need to talk about how hackneyed and grating the phrase “we need to talk about” is.
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We need to talk about how hackneyed and grating the phrase “we need to talk about” is.
About no-king marches, spooky action at a distance, the necessity of joy in sustainable social change, today’s new moon! therubyreport.substack.com/p/the-eye-in...
The Eye in the Storm Is a We
A new moon joins the sun in Libra today. Cue a collective huzzah!
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October 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
About no-king marches, spooky action at a distance, the necessity of joy in sustainable social change, today’s new moon! therubyreport.substack.com/p/the-eye-in...
Love how arbitrarily the court still stans for first-amendment rights (though of course I’m thrilled Drake nuked what standing he had left for nada nada nada nada damn thing.)
October 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Love how arbitrarily the court still stans for first-amendment rights (though of course I’m thrilled Drake nuked what standing he had left for nada nada nada nada damn thing.)
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This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.
I am not fearful — I am fearless.
We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
I am not fearful — I am fearless.
We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.
I am not fearful — I am fearless.
We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
I am not fearful — I am fearless.
We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
So, I sprained my writing wrist so today’s Ruby Report is an audio file, o my. open.substack.com/pub/therubyr...
You Must Change Your Life
Tonight's supermoon in Aries actually does start the fire.
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October 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So, I sprained my writing wrist so today’s Ruby Report is an audio file, o my. open.substack.com/pub/therubyr...
Today, eclipse season comes to a boil with a solar eclipse in Virgo, enforcing vital lessons about service, accountability, and the divine difference between safety and support. Acts of service and resistance are the best magic rituals for this moment.
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Bold as Love
An already-steamy eclipse season comes to a boil with today's solar eclipse in Virgo.
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September 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Today, eclipse season comes to a boil with a solar eclipse in Virgo, enforcing vital lessons about service, accountability, and the divine difference between safety and support. Acts of service and resistance are the best magic rituals for this moment.
open.substack.com/pub/therubyr...
open.substack.com/pub/therubyr...
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The Special Election to fill assassinated MN Rep Melissa Hortman's seat is *tomorrow*.
It will decide the balance of power in the MN House, which is why she was targeted. She had brokered a power-sharing agreement.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...
It will decide the balance of power in the MN House, which is why she was targeted. She had brokered a power-sharing agreement.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...
Special election will fill Hortman seat but candidates agree they can't fill her void
Voters are choosing between Democrat XP Lee and Republican Ruth Bittner to fill House District seat 34B, which was previously held by slain former Speaker of the House Melissa Hortman.
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September 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The Special Election to fill assassinated MN Rep Melissa Hortman's seat is *tomorrow*.
It will decide the balance of power in the MN House, which is why she was targeted. She had brokered a power-sharing agreement.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...
It will decide the balance of power in the MN House, which is why she was targeted. She had brokered a power-sharing agreement.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...
Why do people keep asking why in reference to [current event/fallout from said current that I refuse to type out] All of it is straight out of the fascist handbook.
September 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Why do people keep asking why in reference to [current event/fallout from said current that I refuse to type out] All of it is straight out of the fascist handbook.
I quickly got so bored by the Emmys that I was reduced to doing the Monday NYT xword, but the Ike Barinholtz/Kathryn Hahn collab was Wiig-Ferrell level. Like so rubberneckingly great.
September 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I quickly got so bored by the Emmys that I was reduced to doing the Monday NYT xword, but the Ike Barinholtz/Kathryn Hahn collab was Wiig-Ferrell level. Like so rubberneckingly great.
Elizabeth Banks rightfully making a thing out of the fact that only one man was nominated for the category she’s presenting hilariously sours the man’s actual win. I loved Adolescence but honestly—awkwardddddddd
September 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Elizabeth Banks rightfully making a thing out of the fact that only one man was nominated for the category she’s presenting hilariously sours the man’s actual win. I loved Adolescence but honestly—awkwardddddddd
Bargatze saying he thought Walter and Parker were going to be “a lot but actually are quite lovely” confirms that the most norm core person in the suburban Boston gated community is hosting tonight.
September 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bargatze saying he thought Walter and Parker were going to be “a lot but actually are quite lovely” confirms that the most norm core person in the suburban Boston gated community is hosting tonight.
I love Jeff Hiller winning (and giddily wheezing!) this Emmy. I can’t watch the series—my worst ex co-stars—but I really love this human windmill’s heart
September 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I love Jeff Hiller winning (and giddily wheezing!) this Emmy. I can’t watch the series—my worst ex co-stars—but I really love this human windmill’s heart
Every time they flash on Jason Segal sadly smiling at his colleagues’ antics, you remember that in fact the country is sinking into total technocratic death cult tyranny no matter how we whistle in the dark.
September 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Every time they flash on Jason Segal sadly smiling at his colleagues’ antics, you remember that in fact the country is sinking into total technocratic death cult tyranny no matter how we whistle in the dark.
A really weird theme of people rocking injured limbs tonight. For Jean Smart, now Sterling Brown. Eclipse season, you run amok
September 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A really weird theme of people rocking injured limbs tonight. For Jean Smart, now Sterling Brown. Eclipse season, you run amok
Best supporting actress in a comedy is strongest performance category of nite. Would’ve been over the moon for any of these broads to win; happy for sweetly earnest Hannah. “I was committed to the narrative of losing. But this is punk rock!” My sort of nepo baby (even supports Palestine)!
September 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Best supporting actress in a comedy is strongest performance category of nite. Would’ve been over the moon for any of these broads to win; happy for sweetly earnest Hannah. “I was committed to the narrative of losing. But this is punk rock!” My sort of nepo baby (even supports Palestine)!
Watching the audience sing guilelessly along with “Thank You For Being a Friend” bothers me a lot less than Bargatze’s aggressive attempts at neutrality.
September 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Watching the audience sing guilelessly along with “Thank You For Being a Friend” bothers me a lot less than Bargatze’s aggressive attempts at neutrality.
Really not a fan of this acceptance speech timer (tho Bargatze’s chosen charity of Boys and Girls club is classic buttered noodles). It’s like in a romcom when you know the cab meter is running while the rakish lead runs after his girl at the airport. Unnecessary anxiety!
September 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Really not a fan of this acceptance speech timer (tho Bargatze’s chosen charity of Boys and Girls club is classic buttered noodles). It’s like in a romcom when you know the cab meter is running while the rakish lead runs after his girl at the airport. Unnecessary anxiety!
Tramell Tillman wins Supporting Actor and is as magnetic when delivering his own thoughts as when he’s holding down Severance. Would truly like to know more about this amazing mom about his.
September 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Tramell Tillman wins Supporting Actor and is as magnetic when delivering his own thoughts as when he’s holding down Severance. Would truly like to know more about this amazing mom about his.
Katherine LaNasa wins best supporting actress for The Pitt and I am transfixed once again by the fact that this woman was Dennis Hopper’s gf. Wherefore art thou, my feminism?
September 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Katherine LaNasa wins best supporting actress for The Pitt and I am transfixed once again by the fact that this woman was Dennis Hopper’s gf. Wherefore art thou, my feminism?
Now I’m stuck on how many of the award presenters are actually AI versions of themselves. AI or a surplus of Botox/ozempic: tomato, tomawto ? (Here’s looking at you, Zeta-Jones)
September 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Now I’m stuck on how many of the award presenters are actually AI versions of themselves. AI or a surplus of Botox/ozempic: tomato, tomawto ? (Here’s looking at you, Zeta-Jones)