It is soooo cold and it's supposed to snow this weekend and I'm not about that. I'm sooo tired of being cold please save me from winter I don't want snow

“why did you give that homeless guy money? He’s just gonna spend it on drugs”

If he can buy drugs for $2 my fuckin hats off to him Terry

iso gelphie merch that says "friends of dorothy" on it and has the 2 of them together like I can't believe no one else has made this joke yet??? Please

sitting in a bar at the airport for a long delayed flight. a woman just came in, sat down next to me, asked for a double shot of vodka and some grapefruit juice. took the shots, drank her juice, paid, and left to get on her flight. no more than 5 minutes sitting down next to me. I like her.

Ariana Grande posting Gelphie fanart is something that can be so personal

Should I put up my xmas tree even tho my cat will just tear it down???

an update on His Roundness: he's still very round 🟤

Trimming my body hair and leaving it all over the place so my cats know how it feels. One of them is picking up the vacuum cleaner like "damn ok"

If you can figure it out, you’re certainly one-up on me.

little man got some thanksgiving brisket

Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library, bakery, bookstore, and café.

I’ve officially started subconsciously opening blue sky instead of Twitter