Paul
@ronsmate.bsky.social
Assistant to Ron. Hungarian rescue dog living his best life in Vienna.
I never would have had Macron down as a MMA fan.
A headline for the ages www.politico.eu/article/fran...
France delays G7 to avoid clash with White House cage fighting on Trump’s birthday
French President Emmanuel Macron’s office said the new schedule is “the result of our consultations with G7 partners.”
https://www.politico.eu/article/france-delay-g7-white-house-donald-trump-birthday/?utm_source=email&utm_medium=alert&utm_campaign=France%20delays%20G7%20to%20avoid%20clash%20with%20White%20House%20cage%20fighting%20on%20Trump’s%20birthday
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I never would have had Macron down as a MMA fan.
Vienna almost has it today.
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Vienna almost has it today.
Nothing says Christmas is over quite like the collections of unwanted trees all over Vienna.
January 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Nothing says Christmas is over quite like the collections of unwanted trees all over Vienna.
How did this work out for Angelina and Billy Bob?
Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
How did this work out for Angelina and Billy Bob?
I am taking Paul, more important than Jesus as absolute gospel here.
Here’s a fun top five: things that are consensus among historians but are essentially unknown by the public. Richard I, a bad king of England. Roman Empire, fell in 1453. Paul, more important than Jesus. Witch burning, a modern phenomenon not a medieval one. Britain last invaded in 1688. Yours?
As someone who wrote a dissertation on that damnable Frenchman; one can only hope.
January 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I am taking Paul, more important than Jesus as absolute gospel here.
This is a nice book, that I got for Christmas.
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
This is a nice book, that I got for Christmas.
Reposted by Paul
What just happened ...
Comedy: Jamie Kaler
Comedy: Jamie Kaler
January 4, 2026 at 8:33 AM
What just happened ...
Comedy: Jamie Kaler
Comedy: Jamie Kaler
When the German commentator says ‘Luke Littler’ you really need to be listening. Really.
January 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
When the German commentator says ‘Luke Littler’ you really need to be listening. Really.
Can we invade quietly? There’s a children’s party going on behind that curtain.
They’ve got Twitter up on the big screens in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago makeshift “situation room.”
Photos from Trump’s Truth Social account.
Photos from Trump’s Truth Social account.
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Can we invade quietly? There’s a children’s party going on behind that curtain.
If I wasn’t on Bluesky, I wouldn’t have a clue about Venezuela. I might try not being for a month, and see what else I can miss.
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
If I wasn’t on Bluesky, I wouldn’t have a clue about Venezuela. I might try not being for a month, and see what else I can miss.
I’m not sure I’d heard of Ian Leslie before, but his take on Trump is providing some excellent entertainment this morning.
January 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I’m not sure I’d heard of Ian Leslie before, but his take on Trump is providing some excellent entertainment this morning.
Unfortunately Ron couldn’t give a toss about cold weather.
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Unfortunately Ron couldn’t give a toss about cold weather.
The gym was too busy. People using machines that I wanted. Hopefully most of them will have had enough by the end of January.
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The gym was too busy. People using machines that I wanted. Hopefully most of them will have had enough by the end of January.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I’m an airline cheesecake.
Hi, I’m an airline cheesecake.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm some squashed raw potatoes on a road
Hi, I'm some squashed raw potatoes on a road
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm toothpaste.
Hi, I'm toothpaste.
January 2, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I’m an airline cheesecake.
Hi, I’m an airline cheesecake.
New Year’s Day fireworks now. FFS.
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
New Year’s Day fireworks now. FFS.
Got to respect that. That is some going.
Finally, Trump's diet! Oh my god. The piece closes with RNC Chair Joe Gruters saying he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat "french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish" in one sitting (5/6)
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Got to respect that. That is some going.
Busy at the gym.
a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Busy at the gym.
What was the last move or TV show you watched in 2025?
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 PM
What was the last move or TV show you watched in 2025?
I’m sitting here waiting for the gym to open. How times change.
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I’m sitting here waiting for the gym to open. How times change.
December 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
December 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account.