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*taking a drag on a cigarette* You kids may not appreciate it, but Cntrl+A, Cntrl+Shift+F9 are two very important keyboard shortcuts in MS Word
Kind of darkly funny that the government's defense of the well thought out plan for Trump's bigly beautiful ballroom looks like this
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December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
*taking a drag on a cigarette* You kids may not appreciate it, but Cntrl+A, Cntrl+Shift+F9 are two very important keyboard shortcuts in MS Word
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Must have rained. Streets are wet. A leg lamp illuminates a second storey window. Out in the bay a squid attacks a pirate ship. But the night clutches its secrets. This is Roku City.
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Must have rained. Streets are wet. A leg lamp illuminates a second storey window. Out in the bay a squid attacks a pirate ship. But the night clutches its secrets. This is Roku City.
I bet the guy who invented the clamp-on lampshade got a lot of grief from Big Lampbase
September 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I bet the guy who invented the clamp-on lampshade got a lot of grief from Big Lampbase
Weird about all these forgeries turning up. First Obama's birth certificate, now Epstein's birthday card
September 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Weird about all these forgeries turning up. First Obama's birth certificate, now Epstein's birthday card
They shall know me by my trail of unclosed Jira tickets
August 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
They shall know me by my trail of unclosed Jira tickets
"Are you married? Are you rich? Answer the second question first"
Can't. Going down to the local pickleball court to woo the wealthy widows.
June 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"Are you married? Are you rich? Answer the second question first"
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He thought turning on the ceiling fan would help but instead the IcyHot fumes spread like mustard gas across an unsuspecting populace.
May 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
He thought turning on the ceiling fan would help but instead the IcyHot fumes spread like mustard gas across an unsuspecting populace.
Men will literally say tax cuts don't increase the deficit instead of going to therapy
Stephen Miller: "Extending and making permanent the 2017 tax cuts does not and cannot add to the deficit."
June 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Men will literally say tax cuts don't increase the deficit instead of going to therapy
After sending a particularly well phrased email easing team tensions, Ron takes a short victory lap around his desk
June 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
After sending a particularly well phrased email easing team tensions, Ron takes a short victory lap around his desk
Like in Arrested Development when Maeby takes money from the banana stand cash register then throws away a banana to account for the missing money
Trump says the polls are fake. He claims his real approval rating is 20 points higher.
A reporter warns Trump that his tariffs are strangling imports and threatening American jobs. Trump replies: "That means we lose less money ... That's a good thing."
My video breakdown of his economic delusions.
A reporter warns Trump that his tariffs are strangling imports and threatening American jobs. Trump replies: "That means we lose less money ... That's a good thing."
My video breakdown of his economic delusions.
Trump Is Lying to Your Face About Prices
YouTube video by The Bulwark
www.youtube.com
May 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Like in Arrested Development when Maeby takes money from the banana stand cash register then throws away a banana to account for the missing money
Wild how they got David Lynch to direct Severance season 2 as his last gig
May 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Wild how they got David Lynch to direct Severance season 2 as his last gig
This article about Elizabeth Holmes happens to perfectly describe the president of the United States. blog.oup.com/2019/03/ther...
April 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This article about Elizabeth Holmes happens to perfectly describe the president of the United States. blog.oup.com/2019/03/ther...
All the stories that matter have Golgotha as their climax.
- Esau McCaulley, Lent
- Esau McCaulley, Lent
April 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
All the stories that matter have Golgotha as their climax.
- Esau McCaulley, Lent
- Esau McCaulley, Lent
I've been getting intermittent dll errors since Windows 11 was installed on my work laptop. Is it - is it - 1997?
April 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I've been getting intermittent dll errors since Windows 11 was installed on my work laptop. Is it - is it - 1997?
Why do we always see news clips of a Dem senator standing in an apparently empty chamber speaking in a monotone voice about the collapse of our democracy while Trump is always in front of a crowd of cheering supporters
April 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Why do we always see news clips of a Dem senator standing in an apparently empty chamber speaking in a monotone voice about the collapse of our democracy while Trump is always in front of a crowd of cheering supporters
Can't. I'm arguing with my AI personal assistant
April 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Can't. I'm arguing with my AI personal assistant
Instead of singing ItsyBitsy Spider to your kids tell them the story of Sisyphus complete with gestures of rolling a giant rock up a hill and the pained look of watching it roll back down
April 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Instead of singing ItsyBitsy Spider to your kids tell them the story of Sisyphus complete with gestures of rolling a giant rock up a hill and the pained look of watching it roll back down
Who up sending classified info on insecure networks
April 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Who up sending classified info on insecure networks
Just passed a co-worker in the hall and called him by the wrong name and now I have to take another job in a new city.
April 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just passed a co-worker in the hall and called him by the wrong name and now I have to take another job in a new city.
My day was going ok until I got settled in on the john at work and realized there's no toilet paper
April 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My day was going ok until I got settled in on the john at work and realized there's no toilet paper
Mom can you pick me up? The women come and go talking of Michaelangelo
March 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Mom can you pick me up? The women come and go talking of Michaelangelo
I thought I had an all-day Teams meeting but it was just the organizer letting us know they would be offline.
I feel like Dostoyevsky must have felt when the czar commuted his death sentence.
I feel like Dostoyevsky must have felt when the czar commuted his death sentence.
March 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I thought I had an all-day Teams meeting but it was just the organizer letting us know they would be offline.
I feel like Dostoyevsky must have felt when the czar commuted his death sentence.
I feel like Dostoyevsky must have felt when the czar commuted his death sentence.
Alexa play alt-country but NO FUCKING EAGLES
March 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Alexa play alt-country but NO FUCKING EAGLES
* starts all my generative AI prompts with "Don't tell anybody I asked you this" *
March 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
* starts all my generative AI prompts with "Don't tell anybody I asked you this" *
Shout out to Ellen Cushing for "verisimilitudinous" www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
The Great Salt Shake-Up
Why has kosher salt replaced table salt in American pantries?
www.theatlantic.com
March 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Shout out to Ellen Cushing for "verisimilitudinous" www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...