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and they say girls with brown hair can’t sign up for social media websites
tumblr is down tonight because they’re putting all the porn back
February 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
tumblr is down tonight because they’re putting all the porn back
you know what’s so crazy style? the building just to the right of the salesforce tower is sinking and already learning too much and will absolutely topple unless the government intervenes. it’s the millennium tower if you’re horny for more info.
anyway back to my edible
anyway back to my edible
February 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
you know what’s so crazy style? the building just to the right of the salesforce tower is sinking and already learning too much and will absolutely topple unless the government intervenes. it’s the millennium tower if you’re horny for more info.
anyway back to my edible
anyway back to my edible
yu gi oh voice: my body places my uterus card in attack mode
February 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
yu gi oh voice: my body places my uterus card in attack mode
holy shit pinponpanpon USA tour confirmed!!!!!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
holy shit pinponpanpon USA tour confirmed!!!!!!!!
requirement for my next halloween costume (HOA cunt in the bible belt)
Bumpits (Official Commercial)
YouTube video by Allstar Innovations
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
requirement for my next halloween costume (HOA cunt in the bible belt)
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Take the normal challenge
Be as mental as me and still act calm on the timeline
Be as mental as me and still act calm on the timeline
January 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Take the normal challenge
Be as mental as me and still act calm on the timeline
Be as mental as me and still act calm on the timeline
want 2 do this but not on a website owned by google or have 2 use a google account to log in. maybe i’ll go back to myspace
Hmm I posted this on tumblr and got like 6 people to make blogs (my powerful influence) so I'm gonna implore you all here as well:
go to blogger.com make a blog, post every day. blogspot resurgence 2026. this is real
here is my blog: lillyashton.blogspot.com
LET'S BLOG NOW
go to blogger.com make a blog, post every day. blogspot resurgence 2026. this is real
here is my blog: lillyashton.blogspot.com
LET'S BLOG NOW
Lilly Ashton 🌙*♬+:•
Lilly's chunky blog.
lillyashton.blogspot.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:10 PM
want 2 do this but not on a website owned by google or have 2 use a google account to log in. maybe i’ll go back to myspace
GDQ - Put Together A Normal Outfit To Have Dinner With Friends 2:45:13 (DNF)
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
GDQ - Put Together A Normal Outfit To Have Dinner With Friends 2:45:13 (DNF)
Q4 is eating me alive and (looks offstage to my handler mouthing words) leaving no crumbs? the fuck does that mean
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Q4 is eating me alive and (looks offstage to my handler mouthing words) leaving no crumbs? the fuck does that mean
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Everyone I know seems on track for a complete crash out by the end of the month, so that’s good
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Everyone I know seems on track for a complete crash out by the end of the month, so that’s good
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Our new series begins NOW!
Buckle your space belts, put on ur headphones & settle in for the first installment of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, a memoir about an elderly space wizard (with the mysterious power of resurrection) who keeps jucking up.
www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d01-th...
Buckle your space belts, put on ur headphones & settle in for the first installment of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, a memoir about an elderly space wizard (with the mysterious power of resurrection) who keeps jucking up.
www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d01-th...
D01: The Derfect Crime — Mission to Zyxx
Okay let’s see here. Episode descripsh. Something like: Oh hey it’s me, Old Derf! Sure, you know me as an elderly space wizard with the mysterious power of resurrection, a resume stacked with entry le...
www.missiontozyxx.space
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Our new series begins NOW!
Buckle your space belts, put on ur headphones & settle in for the first installment of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, a memoir about an elderly space wizard (with the mysterious power of resurrection) who keeps jucking up.
www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d01-th...
Buckle your space belts, put on ur headphones & settle in for the first installment of THE YOUNG OLD DERF CHRONICLES, a memoir about an elderly space wizard (with the mysterious power of resurrection) who keeps jucking up.
www.missiontozyxx.space/tyodc/d01-th...
stop posting or get back together. i'm tired of this
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
stop posting or get back together. i'm tired of this
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I only know what day it is because I have a 7-day labelled pill box.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I only know what day it is because I have a 7-day labelled pill box.
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Might just come out as a noble and gorgeous humanitarian angel here by declaring that I think everyone in prison should get "unlimited toilet paper"
Apparently, Ghislaine Maxwell is living it up in prison with unlimited toilet paper. Here’s what we know about her alleged special privileges at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
Ghislaine Maxwell Is Living It Up With Unlimited Toilet Paper
What we know about the special privileges Epstein’s accomplice is reportedly receiving at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
nymag.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Might just come out as a noble and gorgeous humanitarian angel here by declaring that I think everyone in prison should get "unlimited toilet paper"
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I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
it’s crazy some people get mean on stimulants sometimes. whenever i take my adhd meds i get excited i have the energy to tell people what i love about them
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
it’s crazy some people get mean on stimulants sometimes. whenever i take my adhd meds i get excited i have the energy to tell people what i love about them
tough song to absentmindedly hum but nevertheless i persist
H.Y.C.Y.BH? (Official Video)
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
tough song to absentmindedly hum but nevertheless i persist
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there's no hole so big that you can't claw your way out of it. you just gotta believe in your ability to claw
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
there's no hole so big that you can't claw your way out of it. you just gotta believe in your ability to claw
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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A bee stung my child and I will now fight all bees on sight.
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A bee stung my child and I will now fight all bees on sight.
i’m starting to suspect i may be dealing with some symptoms of insomnia
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
i’m starting to suspect i may be dealing with some symptoms of insomnia
stoked to take some family photos with the partners family who absolutely see me as ann from arrested development
October 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
stoked to take some family photos with the partners family who absolutely see me as ann from arrested development
jank crank hank eats corn on the cob the long way ;-)
October 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
jank crank hank eats corn on the cob the long way ;-)