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Garlic in my Soul
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In god we thrust
Nice skills
January 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Please send good vibes for the good Minnesotans (aka not ICE and agitators and assholes) today.
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
sitting at a red light and the truck that stopped next to me was so large I did a double take. It’s a real man’s man’s car, you can tell.
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 PM
You know you’re In Minnesota when there’s a guy in shorts at the ice rink
January 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I appear to have forgotten how to type on a keyboard while on break. Which is really saying something if you know me lolololol
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Ol navy
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Reposted by Garlic in my Soul
I really dislike how much attention people are paying to Minnesota nationally right now. Please pay attention to [rolls dice] Delaware instead.
January 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
What’s bananas to me is there are only two women on the list
The Billboard Modern Rock tracks from 30 years ago

Jesus Christ
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
An actual angel
January 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
30 minute hoone call with my mom about how to print photos 😑
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Um I was told there was no right or wrong way to make art but I don’t think that’s true
January 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Saw this box at the front area while waiting to get my flu shot. How many times do you think the urine box has been stolen…
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Need a fill?
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Classic 7 AM rollergirl activities
January 3, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Ok this one is from me:

Would you rather step on a slug while wearing a shoe or step on a banana with a barefoot?
Would you rather eat ice cream every day for dessert or sleep on a bread the size of a bed?
Bbv: would you rather eat an ice cream cone with sprinkles or eat butter with your fingers?
January 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Ok come on guys
January 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Would you rather eat ice cream every day for dessert or sleep on a bread the size of a bed?
Bbv: would you rather eat an ice cream cone with sprinkles or eat butter with your fingers?
January 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Eating at a luxury lunch spot (Costco) and i asked bbv do a bite of her hot dog. She licked off the relish and then told me I can only lick the relish because I love relish.… this absolute menace of a child
January 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Why is my child crying? She untwisted her balloon anima dog. It’s still inflated, but knowing looks like a long pink colon.
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My favorite bit lately is convincing rollerboy that he’s an enya superfan.
January 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I love to fucking split infinitives. Nothing makes me happier.
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Just realized that I’ll never be able to dunk a basketball and i got really sad
January 2, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I made yet another amazing pot of soup. Truly my life’s calling.
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Could a depressed person do this?
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Zip-line???
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.

Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM