You’re My Lil Moo Deng
@rollergirl.bsky.social
In god we thrust
Man, no one is productive as me on half day Fridays. I get so much shit done.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Man, no one is productive as me on half day Fridays. I get so much shit done.
Hemophilia is the funniest and bitchiest named disease. “Oh these people just loooove blood”
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hemophilia is the funniest and bitchiest named disease. “Oh these people just loooove blood”
lol wow ok when that tranexamic acid wears off 😳
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
lol wow ok when that tranexamic acid wears off 😳
fyi to anyone interested in donating to the abortion care network, which worka across the country, there is a matching grant for donations today!
www.givemn.org/organization...
www.givemn.org/organization...
Join Me in Supporting Abortion Care Network TODAY!
Did you know that independent abortion clinics (Indies) perform 3/5 of the abortion procedures in the U.S.? All providers are vital, but meaningful access to abortion care depends on Indies and they n...
www.givemn.org
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
fyi to anyone interested in donating to the abortion care network, which worka across the country, there is a matching grant for donations today!
www.givemn.org/organization...
www.givemn.org/organization...
Thing happen.
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Thing happen.
Sometimes I’m worried she could be more comfy
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sometimes I’m worried she could be more comfy
Is it bad when you reach your screen time limit for the day before 9 am
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Is it bad when you reach your screen time limit for the day before 9 am
Ugh I absolutely crushed these
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ugh I absolutely crushed these
Bbv put a sticker on my butt 😂
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Bbv put a sticker on my butt 😂
There’s a 4 year old boy at the park wearing a Batman shirt and cape. I just love tiny children
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There’s a 4 year old boy at the park wearing a Batman shirt and cape. I just love tiny children
Sitting alone in my house watching my favorite tennis player on tv in bed and eating walleye. Pretty good Friday morning.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Sitting alone in my house watching my favorite tennis player on tv in bed and eating walleye. Pretty good Friday morning.
I created a little problem on accident and then create more and more problems trying to fix it. I’m such a dumass. But I am also so smart and ow I understand exactly how the system works and no one in the world could be as good as me.
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I created a little problem on accident and then create more and more problems trying to fix it. I’m such a dumass. But I am also so smart and ow I understand exactly how the system works and no one in the world could be as good as me.
Reposted by You’re My Lil Moo Deng
But is it better than sex with a pumpkin, Kathleen?
October 4, 2024 at 10:47 PM
But is it better than sex with a pumpkin, Kathleen?
Reposted by You’re My Lil Moo Deng
Sad desk lunch: structural failure edition
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sad desk lunch: structural failure edition
Luv 2 almost t bone a guy running a red light. Dudes lucky i have the reaction speed of a cat (and a brand new car with brand new brakes because my last car go totaled in a hot and run while parked)
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Luv 2 almost t bone a guy running a red light. Dudes lucky i have the reaction speed of a cat (and a brand new car with brand new brakes because my last car go totaled in a hot and run while parked)
I love a Sunday morning sausage
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I love a Sunday morning sausage
Pop Quiz! Which of these is the correct way to cut a grilled cheese?
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Pop Quiz! Which of these is the correct way to cut a grilled cheese?
Me: baby your hair looks like medusa this morning
Bbv: who’s Medusa?
Me: she’s a gorgon from a greek legend
Bbv: I want to see Medusa!
Then I hooted and hollered so hard at this joke opening that I scared her lol oops
Bbv: who’s Medusa?
Me: she’s a gorgon from a greek legend
Bbv: I want to see Medusa!
Then I hooted and hollered so hard at this joke opening that I scared her lol oops
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Me: baby your hair looks like medusa this morning
Bbv: who’s Medusa?
Me: she’s a gorgon from a greek legend
Bbv: I want to see Medusa!
Then I hooted and hollered so hard at this joke opening that I scared her lol oops
Bbv: who’s Medusa?
Me: she’s a gorgon from a greek legend
Bbv: I want to see Medusa!
Then I hooted and hollered so hard at this joke opening that I scared her lol oops
Never fails to make me laugh
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Never fails to make me laugh
It’s hot dish night in amErica!
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s hot dish night in amErica!
Bbv is just doing some casual coloring with her teal marker 😳😂
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Bbv is just doing some casual coloring with her teal marker 😳😂
Gonna pass on that thanks tho
November 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Gonna pass on that thanks tho
Ok you’ve heard of call centers/chat help bots that are actually running everything through offshore people in the background, but my least favorite company on earth is doing something even better: offshore phone reps who are getting answers from background offshore people
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Ok you’ve heard of call centers/chat help bots that are actually running everything through offshore people in the background, but my least favorite company on earth is doing something even better: offshore phone reps who are getting answers from background offshore people
No one has ever babied this hard before
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
No one has ever babied this hard before