This is not really a brag. I procrastinate all week so I end up with a big list on Fridays and then get stressed but also am on fire

(Give MN is a big charitable donation thing today in Minnesota)

I’d like a little more information, M.

Pardon me?

That’s only one bowl of chips and dip a year. Not worth it To be a snake tbh

*plan a wedding

I use “Hand signed” over Wet. No one ever listens to me tho so maybe I should start saying moist to get their attention.

This is equally as funny and horrifying as when I was ribbing my aeronautical engineer brother about a recent plane crash and he replied very seriously “things happen”

Wow she did it

I get the best ads, exhibit 18

I am Patrick Star but doing mental calculus