RolexTharsus
@rolextharsus.bsky.social
(He/Him)
Ex-interwebs radio bod.
I been uot with Nichola Parsons.
Ex-interwebs radio bod.
I been uot with Nichola Parsons.
See a fox? Post a fox
January 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
See a fox? Post a fox
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All it takes for evil to thrive is for mediocre world leaders to say “I’d rather not say”
January 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
All it takes for evil to thrive is for mediocre world leaders to say “I’d rather not say”
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Rich guy using cocaine: it’s unacceptable that countries traffic cocaine
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Rich guy using cocaine: it’s unacceptable that countries traffic cocaine
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He’ll choose the most cowardly and embarrassing option so abstention *and* his trousers will fall down for some reason.
There’s going to be a motion of censure at the UN and Starmer is going to have a decision to make.
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
He’ll choose the most cowardly and embarrassing option so abstention *and* his trousers will fall down for some reason.
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Why can’t she use tinsel?
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Why can’t she use tinsel?
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call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
Had the Sierra Cosworth set. Always coveted the RS200
1990: Cars with Lights and A Look at the Works from Scalextric
(+Ford RS200 Radiopaging; Ford RS200 Shell; Ford RS Cosworth Texaco; and Ford RS Cosworth Firestone)
(+Ford RS200 Radiopaging; Ford RS200 Shell; Ford RS Cosworth Texaco; and Ford RS Cosworth Firestone)
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Had the Sierra Cosworth set. Always coveted the RS200
First essential pop music purchase of the year. Pre-orders started at 1 minute past midnight in case you missed it in amongst the hootenannies and fireworks/ early nights. HC6 never disappoint.
‘Heaven Is Wild’ LP/CD/DL is available for pre order now. Release date 27th February 2026
heycolossus.bandcamp.com/album/heaven...
US customers - hit up Learning Curve Records
learningcurverecords.bandcamp.com/album/heaven...
heycolossus.bandcamp.com/album/heaven...
US customers - hit up Learning Curve Records
learningcurverecords.bandcamp.com/album/heaven...
Heaven Was Wild, by Hey Colossus
10 track album
heycolossus.bandcamp.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:54 AM
First essential pop music purchase of the year. Pre-orders started at 1 minute past midnight in case you missed it in amongst the hootenannies and fireworks/ early nights. HC6 never disappoint.
As is traditional, Janosz blesses you all at this time. Merry New Year.
January 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
As is traditional, Janosz blesses you all at this time. Merry New Year.
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Happy New Year’s Eve! Hootenanny!
December 31, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Happy New Year’s Eve! Hootenanny!
The King
December 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The King
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Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2025:
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2025:
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
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This is also the year that we will see a noise table at Eurovision. Mark my words, people.
Out in 2026:
Tapes
Distortion on vocals
The humble Boss Metal Zone
In in 2026:
Tapes 2
Three chorus pedals at once on vocals
The boastful Boss Metal Zone
Tapes
Distortion on vocals
The humble Boss Metal Zone
In in 2026:
Tapes 2
Three chorus pedals at once on vocals
The boastful Boss Metal Zone
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is also the year that we will see a noise table at Eurovision. Mark my words, people.
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Imagine pouring your whole heart & skill into writing the most beautiful love song you can only to have it playing in Charnock Richard services
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Imagine pouring your whole heart & skill into writing the most beautiful love song you can only to have it playing in Charnock Richard services
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Everyone ready for a nice Christmassy sing-song?
12 Days of Christmas. Jeremy Lion
YouTube video by TheComedyNight
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Everyone ready for a nice Christmassy sing-song?
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
Festive greetings!
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Festive greetings!
Very well Gatissed once again #ghoststory
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Very well Gatissed once again #ghoststory
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This is from a word scramble gameshow where the host of this show gave plenty of clues and the contestant still got the answer wrong.
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is from a word scramble gameshow where the host of this show gave plenty of clues and the contestant still got the answer wrong.
Yer album of the year right here kids
No.11 for 25 was WSR067 aka “Here Comes The Mind, There Goes The Body” by HUMAN LEATHER!
One of this grotty island's finest live bands, they've always blown us away and were always on our secret label wish-list
We plotted this one for ages so finally seeing it come out was a real buzz...
One of this grotty island's finest live bands, they've always blown us away and were always on our secret label wish-list
We plotted this one for ages so finally seeing it come out was a real buzz...
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Yer album of the year right here kids
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The only Xmas ritual we can all agree on
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The only Xmas ritual we can all agree on