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Roland Guiscard
@rolandguiscard.bsky.social
Furry Erotica Writer

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I wanted a Zig Zag movie poster, so I had a friend mock one up in the style of the poster for 2021's "Red Rocket."

www.imdb.com/title/tt1345...
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Reposted by Roland Guiscard
The Chattanooga News
November 12,1917
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Why do I care what other people think when no one cares if I live or die?
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Brilliant idea: Chuck-E-Cheese but for seniors.

Just filled with gambling machines, you pay $50 at the door, drop off grandma, and we keep giving her tokens whenever she asks until you come pick her up.

Did she win? Did she lose? Same $50.
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Why are you watching boring shitty mainstream cartoons when shit like this is free:

youtu.be/0lIDGTsoFPo?...
Fanny and the Pack - Gold Diggers of '21 - S2 EP1
YouTube video by Starlight Comics
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Outside of time
No need for place

www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
Boards of Canada "Olson" on a 1959 PDP-1 Computer
YouTube video by Joe Lynch
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I wish that the pain was physical instead of emotional and mental.

I'm used to physical pain. Cuts, bruises, even broken bones are normal to me, and I can get over them relatively easily.

But the onslaught of my mind on a daily basis leaves me broken and empty.
November 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
You'd think we'd see more tapdancing skeletons.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZPQ...
Lawrence Welk's Dancing Skeletons
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Is there a law that insurance companies can only call you back during your lunch break?
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Nintendo is not your friend.
Sega is not your friend.
Disney is not your friend.
Warner Bros. is not your friend.

Cast off the limitations imposed by their narrow litigious minds, and show me the beautiful characters you can come up with purely by yourself.

I'll start.
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm a failure an and an idiot and I'm not cut out for the world I find myself in.
October 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Reposted by Roland Guiscard
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
"Oh man, I know that [person] would love if I shared this with them!"

"Wait, we're not friends anymore because of [fascist behavior]."

This happens to me a lot these days.

People pulling themselves out of my life because their hate is more important to them than I am.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This uh...

This explains some of the people I've roleplayed with on f-list, honestly.

youtu.be/JFWzwcdtUJ4?...
This is a REAL game based on a REAL KIDS MOVIE | Barnyard
YouTube video by GameGrumps
youtu.be
October 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I feel helpless and impotent and when I talk to others their only advice is "don't look at it."

Like not looking at my mother's hand kept it from hitting my face.
October 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I called, I e-mailed, I even sent them a physical letter.

They don't fucking care. They want to shove this bullshit through anyway.

Meanwhile:
apnews.com/article/wisc...
October 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I have lost everything I own and everything I created and I don't know how to get back up again.

This is the fourth time in my life that I've lost everything. I'm old, I'm tired, and it gets so, so much harder to get back up each time.
October 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
At this point every time someone tells me about something horrible I just become the real world version of the detective shoving his face into the "Bucket of Truth" and then, rather then going mad, turning to face God and shouting "DON'T YOU THINK I ALREADY KNOW THAT?"
October 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'd be curious about how @furryfootage.bsky.social feels about "Knights of Guinevere" since in my case I'm already so jaded about and angry at Disney (and have been for years) that a lot of the imagery and messaging just makes my brain go "yes well of course that is how it works."
October 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I kept having nightmares last night that I was running from superhuman cyborg/nanite/genetically modified cops whose whole job seemed to just be to kill/terrorize people so they would work harder and buy more.

It scared me cuz it was a bit /too/ realistic.
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Reminder that Columbus was doing so much raping/slaving/pillaging that the KING AND QUEEN OF SPAIN TOLD HIM TO KNOCK IT OFF.

YOU KNOW

THE RECONQUISTA PEOPLE

SAID HE WAS GOING TOO FAR
October 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just look at these little guys.

Look at 'em.

Just little guys.
October 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reposted by Roland Guiscard
We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM