Roger Jacucci (He/Him/Dude)
@rogerjacucci.bsky.social
International man of mystery and excitement. My hobbies include making crappy memes, weird #playlists, (working on porting my lists OUT of Spotify) and practicing #Krav.
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Tek's Very Strange New Year's Eve Party
open.spotify.com
Holiday Greetings!
My New Year's Resolution is to dump #Spotify and port all my playlists over to #TIDAL.
Please feel free to follow my New Year's Eve #Playlist, or just steal it and copy it onto some other platform. #DumpSpotify #NYE
open.spotify.com/playlist/2sk...
My New Year's Resolution is to dump #Spotify and port all my playlists over to #TIDAL.
Please feel free to follow my New Year's Eve #Playlist, or just steal it and copy it onto some other platform. #DumpSpotify #NYE
open.spotify.com/playlist/2sk...
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Meanwhile Stephen Miller’s wife is posting stuff like this
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Meanwhile Stephen Miller’s wife is posting stuff like this
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The Muppet Show with Sabrina Carpenter premieres on Disney+ in just over a month on February 4. 🐽🐸
Executive produced by Seth Rogan, the mind behind “The Studio.”
Executive produced by Seth Rogan, the mind behind “The Studio.”
The Muppet Show | Teaser Trailer | Disney+
YouTube video by Disney Plus
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
The Muppet Show with Sabrina Carpenter premieres on Disney+ in just over a month on February 4. 🐽🐸
Executive produced by Seth Rogan, the mind behind “The Studio.”
Executive produced by Seth Rogan, the mind behind “The Studio.”
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NYT:
At least 40 people were killed in the US attack on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians.
At least 40 people were killed in the US attack on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians.
January 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
NYT:
At least 40 people were killed in the US attack on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians.
At least 40 people were killed in the US attack on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians.
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Before attempting to run Venezuela, perhaps you should learn how to be a decent president to your own country, you orange dick-with-ears.
Get fucked, Trump. 🖕😡🖕
Get fucked, Trump. 🖕😡🖕
January 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Before attempting to run Venezuela, perhaps you should learn how to be a decent president to your own country, you orange dick-with-ears.
Get fucked, Trump. 🖕😡🖕
Get fucked, Trump. 🖕😡🖕
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Former ICE officer pleads guilty to abusing detainee at processing center
A former detention officer, David Courvelle, 56, pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a Nicaraguan woman detainee at the South Louisiana ICE Processing Center.
Read in The Independent: apple.news/A9655hktJSQy...
🔥‼️🔥
A former detention officer, David Courvelle, 56, pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a Nicaraguan woman detainee at the South Louisiana ICE Processing Center.
Read in The Independent: apple.news/A9655hktJSQy...
🔥‼️🔥
Former ICE officer pleads guilty to abusing detainee at processing center — The Independent
A former detention officer, David Courvelle, 56, pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a Nicaraguan woman detainee at the South Louisiana ICE Processing Center.
apple.news
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Former ICE officer pleads guilty to abusing detainee at processing center
A former detention officer, David Courvelle, 56, pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a Nicaraguan woman detainee at the South Louisiana ICE Processing Center.
Read in The Independent: apple.news/A9655hktJSQy...
🔥‼️🔥
A former detention officer, David Courvelle, 56, pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a Nicaraguan woman detainee at the South Louisiana ICE Processing Center.
Read in The Independent: apple.news/A9655hktJSQy...
🔥‼️🔥
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Dear America,
Please do something about your insane president before he gets us all killed. He has to be stopped by whatever means.
Please do something about your insane president before he gets us all killed. He has to be stopped by whatever means.
January 3, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Dear America,
Please do something about your insane president before he gets us all killed. He has to be stopped by whatever means.
Please do something about your insane president before he gets us all killed. He has to be stopped by whatever means.
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A president who treats foreign policy as a personal instrument of power invites instability, not security.
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
A president who treats foreign policy as a personal instrument of power invites instability, not security.
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The rate of global mean sea level rise has increased from ~2.1 mm/year in 1993 to ~4.5 mm/year in 2023. www.nature.com/articles/s43...
The rate of global sea level rise doubled during the past three decades - Communications Earth & Environment
Global mean sea level rise amounted to 4.5 mm per year as a result of warming oceans and melting land ice, more than twice the rate of 2.1 mm/year observed at the start of satellite data in 1993, base...
www.nature.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
The rate of global mean sea level rise has increased from ~2.1 mm/year in 1993 to ~4.5 mm/year in 2023. www.nature.com/articles/s43...
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The indictment doesn’t mention oil or fentanyl. Just cocaine. (After he just pardoned the president of Honduras)
January 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
The indictment doesn’t mention oil or fentanyl. Just cocaine. (After he just pardoned the president of Honduras)
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Listen you braindead MAGA chucklefucks, we're not "defending Nicolás Maduro", we're defending congress' constitutional right to declare war. Read a book dipshit
January 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Listen you braindead MAGA chucklefucks, we're not "defending Nicolás Maduro", we're defending congress' constitutional right to declare war. Read a book dipshit
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Rubio: This is not the kind of mission you can do congressional notification on.
Trump: Congress will leak. We don't want leakers.
Trump: Congress will leak. We don't want leakers.
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Rubio: This is not the kind of mission you can do congressional notification on.
Trump: Congress will leak. We don't want leakers.
Trump: Congress will leak. We don't want leakers.
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Trump is heavily slurring this morning
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Trump is heavily slurring this morning
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Trump:
-“we’re going to run Venezuela” (maybe for a while)
-says 🇺🇸 oil companies will profit
-“we’re not afraid of boots on the ground”
Sound familiar? #Venzuela #IraqFiascoRedux
-“we’re going to run Venezuela” (maybe for a while)
-says 🇺🇸 oil companies will profit
-“we’re not afraid of boots on the ground”
Sound familiar? #Venzuela #IraqFiascoRedux
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Trump:
-“we’re going to run Venezuela” (maybe for a while)
-says 🇺🇸 oil companies will profit
-“we’re not afraid of boots on the ground”
Sound familiar? #Venzuela #IraqFiascoRedux
-“we’re going to run Venezuela” (maybe for a while)
-says 🇺🇸 oil companies will profit
-“we’re not afraid of boots on the ground”
Sound familiar? #Venzuela #IraqFiascoRedux
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Good thing she sacrificed her dignity and whatever dignity the Nobel Peace Prize still had for this result
#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Good thing she sacrificed her dignity and whatever dignity the Nobel Peace Prize still had for this result
#leopardsatemyface #Politics #News
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He was on a date, he just met a new couch 😆
www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-267...
www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-267...
'Vance kept away from Mar-a-Lago': Report reveals VP's role in controversial military move
After Donald Trump announced that the U.S. had captured the leader of Venezuela, there was some speculation about whether JD Vance was on the same page as the president. A new report answers that ques...
www.rawstory.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
He was on a date, he just met a new couch 😆
www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-267...
www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-267...
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You can introduce articles of impeachment at any time, Zoe.
You can also work to convince your Republican colleagues that illegal wars aren't good for their electoral prospects. Stop acting like you have no agency here.
You can also work to convince your Republican colleagues that illegal wars aren't good for their electoral prospects. Stop acting like you have no agency here.
Trump illegally attacked Venezuela without constitutionally required approval. Trump says it's to take their oil and that his cabinet members will run the country.
Will any Republican members of the Senate or House finally stand up for the Constitution? Have they no shame?
Will any Republican members of the Senate or House finally stand up for the Constitution? Have they no shame?
January 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
You can introduce articles of impeachment at any time, Zoe.
You can also work to convince your Republican colleagues that illegal wars aren't good for their electoral prospects. Stop acting like you have no agency here.
You can also work to convince your Republican colleagues that illegal wars aren't good for their electoral prospects. Stop acting like you have no agency here.
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Since Trump is charging Maduro's wife with crimes.Does that mean when Trump is brought up on charges we should charge Melania as well.Just thinking out loud.
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Since Trump is charging Maduro's wife with crimes.Does that mean when Trump is brought up on charges we should charge Melania as well.Just thinking out loud.
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And we're back to the billionaires trying to reshape human civilization.
Read this now.
www.vcinfodocs.com
Read this now.
www.vcinfodocs.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
And we're back to the billionaires trying to reshape human civilization.
Read this now.
www.vcinfodocs.com
Read this now.
www.vcinfodocs.com
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'Businessmen heading to Venezula next week'
fecking oil greedy idiots
it's far too soon ...
fecking oil greedy idiots
it's far too soon ...
Trump administration asking US oil industry to return to Venezuela — but getting no takers
The administration’s outreach to the industry, previously unreported, is the latest sign the White House is dreaming of a post-Maduro future for Venezuela.
www.politico.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
'Businessmen heading to Venezula next week'
fecking oil greedy idiots
it's far too soon ...
fecking oil greedy idiots
it's far too soon ...
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These are disturbed people
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
These are disturbed people
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Unconstitutional force. Civilians dead. Congress bypassed. Oil interests front and center.
We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.
We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Unconstitutional force. Civilians dead. Congress bypassed. Oil interests front and center.
We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.
We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.
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This is a SUPER preliminary comparison of the 2020 versus 2025 indictments against Maduro.
Same four crimes, different co-conspirators (Carvajal-Barrios pled last June), with Maduro's wife and son added for this one.
Some common overt acts, but not all are.
Focus shifts from CdS to TdS.
Same four crimes, different co-conspirators (Carvajal-Barrios pled last June), with Maduro's wife and son added for this one.
Some common overt acts, but not all are.
Focus shifts from CdS to TdS.
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
This is a SUPER preliminary comparison of the 2020 versus 2025 indictments against Maduro.
Same four crimes, different co-conspirators (Carvajal-Barrios pled last June), with Maduro's wife and son added for this one.
Some common overt acts, but not all are.
Focus shifts from CdS to TdS.
Same four crimes, different co-conspirators (Carvajal-Barrios pled last June), with Maduro's wife and son added for this one.
Some common overt acts, but not all are.
Focus shifts from CdS to TdS.
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Take this dog and love it
They ain't sleep outside no more
They ain't sleep outside no more
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Take this dog and love it
They ain't sleep outside no more
They ain't sleep outside no more