rodger nash
@rodgernash.co.uk
My cousin is pregnant; the baby will be my first cousin, once removed.
Tonight i am having ten (10) tiny burgers for dinner.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Tonight i am having ten (10) tiny burgers for dinner.
Well this can go and fuck itself...
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Well this can go and fuck itself...
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
I have breakfasted in hampshire's bournemouth.
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I have breakfasted in hampshire's bournemouth.
'Zohran Mandami', but to the tune of Chicory Tip's 1972 hit 'Son of My Father'.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
'Zohran Mandami', but to the tune of Chicory Tip's 1972 hit 'Son of My Father'.
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly?
That’s a Health & Safety nightmare.
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Cheers xx
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That’s a Health & Safety nightmare.
Much safer to deck your halls
(and lounges and kitchens and bedrooms) with lovingly crafted, colourful and surprisingly economical posters & wallart. Shipping worldwide.
Cheers xx
www.edwardphilips.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Deck the halls with boughs of holly?
That’s a Health & Safety nightmare.
Much safer to deck your halls
(and lounges and kitchens and bedrooms) with lovingly crafted, colourful and surprisingly economical posters & wallart. Shipping worldwide.
Cheers xx
www.edwardphilips.co.uk
That’s a Health & Safety nightmare.
Much safer to deck your halls
(and lounges and kitchens and bedrooms) with lovingly crafted, colourful and surprisingly economical posters & wallart. Shipping worldwide.
Cheers xx
www.edwardphilips.co.uk
Good morning from me and these three (3) tiny cakes.
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Good morning from me and these three (3) tiny cakes.
Might treat myself to an glass of water.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Might treat myself to an glass of water.
Accidentally let slip the dogs of war; lol.
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Accidentally let slip the dogs of war; lol.
Someone is playing mariah carey's christxmas song loudly near my flat.
November 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Someone is playing mariah carey's christxmas song loudly near my flat.
I am in an john lewis.
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I am in an john lewis.
I have been defeated by bubble and squeak.
November 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I have been defeated by bubble and squeak.
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Even winning this year’s Halloween costume prize couldn’t ease Carol’s existential ennui. “Another October, another ghost, another shiny prize. Maybe a pig’s ear would cheer me. Ah nuts, who am I kidding.”
October 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Even winning this year’s Halloween costume prize couldn’t ease Carol’s existential ennui. “Another October, another ghost, another shiny prize. Maybe a pig’s ear would cheer me. Ah nuts, who am I kidding.”
I have now seen lack of afro. They were quite good.
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I have now seen lack of afro. They were quite good.
I am about to watch lack of afro make noises.
October 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I am about to watch lack of afro make noises.
I am eating kentucky fried chicken in southampton like an globalist.
October 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I am eating kentucky fried chicken in southampton like an globalist.
Of course it was the statue that was called ozymandias; not the king of kings.
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Of course it was the statue that was called ozymandias; not the king of kings.
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Today’s Halloween-based poem is called ‘Pumpkin’.
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Today’s Halloween-based poem is called ‘Pumpkin’.
Coffee is a great bunch of lads.
October 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Coffee is a great bunch of lads.
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Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
'I don't need any new friends or respect from you'. Doug Stanhope fills my veins.
October 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
'I don't need any new friends or respect from you'. Doug Stanhope fills my veins.