Allan *insert witticism here*
@robracoon.bsky.social
Today I discovered that Cheetos cheese and bacon balls now come in Pringlesesque tubes and it’s made me somewhat more optimistic for 2026.
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Today I discovered that Cheetos cheese and bacon balls now come in Pringlesesque tubes and it’s made me somewhat more optimistic for 2026.
If I didn’t have to be back at work today there is a very high likelihood that I would have been in Bondi last night.
Australia, we’re better than this.
Australia, we’re better than this.
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
If I didn’t have to be back at work today there is a very high likelihood that I would have been in Bondi last night.
Australia, we’re better than this.
Australia, we’re better than this.
It’s been a year or so but I still love whenever someone asks me if I’m North American/Canadian.
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It’s been a year or so but I still love whenever someone asks me if I’m North American/Canadian.
It’s such a culture shock walking around Sydney and seeing active Starbucks.
I’ve had good coffees from a couple hole in the wall cafes during this trip so what the fuck, Sydney? Shout it down like we did in Canberra.
Goes for Melbourne too.
I’ve had good coffees from a couple hole in the wall cafes during this trip so what the fuck, Sydney? Shout it down like we did in Canberra.
Goes for Melbourne too.
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
It’s such a culture shock walking around Sydney and seeing active Starbucks.
I’ve had good coffees from a couple hole in the wall cafes during this trip so what the fuck, Sydney? Shout it down like we did in Canberra.
Goes for Melbourne too.
I’ve had good coffees from a couple hole in the wall cafes during this trip so what the fuck, Sydney? Shout it down like we did in Canberra.
Goes for Melbourne too.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
TISM
They Might Be Giants
Regurgitator
Machine Gun Fellatio
DOWNGIRL
This list was made sitting in a punk/metal bar and reading the posters and stickers around the place and being all “yeah, I saw them, that was rad.”
TISM
They Might Be Giants
Regurgitator
Machine Gun Fellatio
DOWNGIRL
This list was made sitting in a punk/metal bar and reading the posters and stickers around the place and being all “yeah, I saw them, that was rad.”
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Radiohead
CAKE
Reel Big Fish
Queens of the Stone Age
Stars
I could also go on :)
Radiohead
CAKE
Reel Big Fish
Queens of the Stone Age
Stars
I could also go on :)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
King Gizzard (thrice)
Radiohead
Deerhunter
Godspeed You Black Emperor
The Mountain Goats
I could go on!!
King Gizzard (thrice)
Radiohead
Deerhunter
Godspeed You Black Emperor
The Mountain Goats
I could go on!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
TISM
They Might Be Giants
Regurgitator
Machine Gun Fellatio
DOWNGIRL
This list was made sitting in a punk/metal bar and reading the posters and stickers around the place and being all “yeah, I saw them, that was rad.”
TISM
They Might Be Giants
Regurgitator
Machine Gun Fellatio
DOWNGIRL
This list was made sitting in a punk/metal bar and reading the posters and stickers around the place and being all “yeah, I saw them, that was rad.”
Adjusting the volume on my wireless headphones feeling like Cyclops about to fuck up some dude.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Adjusting the volume on my wireless headphones feeling like Cyclops about to fuck up some dude.
Hang on, is the “scan the QR code to see the menu” joke a shot at boomers for being, well… the joke, or at the hospitality industry for cutting back on wait staff?
Honestly curious.
Honestly curious.
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Hang on, is the “scan the QR code to see the menu” joke a shot at boomers for being, well… the joke, or at the hospitality industry for cutting back on wait staff?
Honestly curious.
Honestly curious.
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Beastie Boys
Regurgitator
This Is Serious Mum
They Might Be Giants
DOWNGIRL
Machine Gun Fellatio
Darren Korb (the Hades’ soundtracks rule)
Gorillaz
This was tough and will probably change on a whim.
Beastie Boys
Regurgitator
This Is Serious Mum
They Might Be Giants
DOWNGIRL
Machine Gun Fellatio
Darren Korb (the Hades’ soundtracks rule)
Gorillaz
This was tough and will probably change on a whim.
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Boards of Canada
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Horse Lords
Fat White Family
Magdalena Bay
Radiohead
Men I Trust
Pink Floyd
(just thinking about this was stressful, ha ha ha 😅)
Boards of Canada
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Horse Lords
Fat White Family
Magdalena Bay
Radiohead
Men I Trust
Pink Floyd
(just thinking about this was stressful, ha ha ha 😅)
Define your music taste in eight artists:
OK Go
Steely Dan
The Beatles
Sum 41
Beastie Boys
The All-American Rejects
Huey Lewis and the News
John Williams
OK Go
Steely Dan
The Beatles
Sum 41
Beastie Boys
The All-American Rejects
Huey Lewis and the News
John Williams
October 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Beastie Boys
Regurgitator
This Is Serious Mum
They Might Be Giants
DOWNGIRL
Machine Gun Fellatio
Darren Korb (the Hades’ soundtracks rule)
Gorillaz
This was tough and will probably change on a whim.
Beastie Boys
Regurgitator
This Is Serious Mum
They Might Be Giants
DOWNGIRL
Machine Gun Fellatio
Darren Korb (the Hades’ soundtracks rule)
Gorillaz
This was tough and will probably change on a whim.
Oh hey, I outlived MTV.
Best cartoon channel masquerading as a music one.
Best cartoon channel masquerading as a music one.
October 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh hey, I outlived MTV.
Best cartoon channel masquerading as a music one.
Best cartoon channel masquerading as a music one.
Reposted by Allan *insert witticism here*
Paul Saunders rt if you agree
September 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Paul Saunders rt if you agree
Been playing Mortal Kombat 1 and it occurs to me that in universe our place is called Earthrealm, does mean in MK canon that the Fermi Paradox is legit?
September 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Been playing Mortal Kombat 1 and it occurs to me that in universe our place is called Earthrealm, does mean in MK canon that the Fermi Paradox is legit?
I think I farted on the bus.
July 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I think I farted on the bus.
I really don’t like getting angry about stuff but as someone who receives as many calls as I do can people turn off speakers and put the fucking phone next to their fucking face so I can fucking hear you.
June 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I really don’t like getting angry about stuff but as someone who receives as many calls as I do can people turn off speakers and put the fucking phone next to their fucking face so I can fucking hear you.
Echoing this because I need it too.
For anybody suffering from addiction and trying to quit, we got this.
It really fucking sucks. It hurts, and is hard.
I just went out to a bar on a Friday night for the first time since quitting and managed to not SMOKE.
Idk seeing messages like this have helped me so maybe it'll help someone else.
It really fucking sucks. It hurts, and is hard.
I just went out to a bar on a Friday night for the first time since quitting and managed to not SMOKE.
Idk seeing messages like this have helped me so maybe it'll help someone else.
May 31, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Echoing this because I need it too.
I love that everyone can call next weekend King’s birthday but still have trouble with calling me Al.
May 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I love that everyone can call next weekend King’s birthday but still have trouble with calling me Al.
This is wonderful news.
No airdate to announce at this time, but we thought you’d like to know that THIS is happening over the next few days.
#ThePanalysts
#ThePanalysts
May 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This is wonderful news.
Was out with a friend today and we were talking about how much we love the comedic timing of @graham.loadingreadyrun.com.
From Dave’s Spokesman to G-Money and then today’s Friday Nights dropped and I am blown away.
Mr Stark is a treasure. We need more folk like him in the world.
From Dave’s Spokesman to G-Money and then today’s Friday Nights dropped and I am blown away.
Mr Stark is a treasure. We need more folk like him in the world.
March 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Was out with a friend today and we were talking about how much we love the comedic timing of @graham.loadingreadyrun.com.
From Dave’s Spokesman to G-Money and then today’s Friday Nights dropped and I am blown away.
Mr Stark is a treasure. We need more folk like him in the world.
From Dave’s Spokesman to G-Money and then today’s Friday Nights dropped and I am blown away.
Mr Stark is a treasure. We need more folk like him in the world.
Reposted by Allan *insert witticism here*
I’d say that in retaliation to the US tariffs on Canada, I will be 25% less funny and charming as a content creator, but that’s obviously impossible. I can’t just turn this kind of talent off.
February 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’d say that in retaliation to the US tariffs on Canada, I will be 25% less funny and charming as a content creator, but that’s obviously impossible. I can’t just turn this kind of talent off.