Rob
robmi.bsky.social
Rob
@robmi.bsky.social
DP and Editor in DC
Daycare had to ask for a parent permission before giving the kids hot chocolate. MAHA has gone TOO FAR!
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just took the DC metro home for one of the last times. On the station platform:
4 national guard
3 “WMATA special police”
12 passengers
December 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Besides how depressing this is, does this company have a single lawyer working for it? The back of infant medicine will say “don’t give to infants unless you ask a doctor” because it turns out babies are very fragile!
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Remember when they cancelled Colbert for financial reasons?
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This looks like that NFT that sold for 69 million dollars in 2021
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
cc all those podcasters
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Can’t they just charge the people who think they are dating it before they take my tax money? A nickel every time you want to talk to your computer girlfriend
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
New Yorkers have made their voices clear: we like aloof wives
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This will lead to Florida universities dropping in rankings and that will lead to a “anti-woke” college ranking website or a billionaire buying all existing college ranking institutions
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Having a giant skull on your shirt used to mean you hated authority. Now it means you really really like authority.
October 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Q: Will we have to bail out the AI companies when the bubble bursts?
A: We are currently bailing them out
October 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Everyone has a hobby. If you don’t think you have a hobby your hobby is Instagram reels.
October 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
A true opposition party would have a live stream of the construction with a little money counter going up in real time
October 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Skateboards are like Thor’s hammer in that they have a way of humbling the unworthy. It’s why that one TERF “professional woman skateboarder” skates at like a kindergartner’s level
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is significant because these beds are the only confirmed way to remove a Xenomorph once it has been implanted in you
Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...
September 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Was working down on the Mall and got to check out the Trump Epstein sculpture. Amazed it was still up.
September 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s a great time to cancel your Disney plus subscription. You already watched Andor and all the movies are free at your library. The PBS kids app is way better for your child’s brain as well.
Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.
September 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I always say that the real bipartisan deal we need to heal the country is Medicare for all in exchange for 10 publicly funded Tim Allen movies that all critics have to say they like. The left and the right would both get what they really want/need.
oh no, on CBS no less
September 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Random glassesless retail employee: “Hey did you see the game last night?”

Me (a genius wearing Meta glasses reading Wikipedia): “the Detroit Lions were founded in 1928 and play home games at Ford Field”
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 15
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
3d printed houses always wow people who don’t know anything about building houses. All they do is replace the step of framing in the walls. You still need dozens of other skilled trades people to actually make it a house.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/r...
‘Can You Print a House?’: God, Robots and the U.S. Housing Crisis
www.nytimes.com
September 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Federal workers aren’t real workers. People who charge you 5k at the dealership for the privilege of buying a car are the real workers
The irony/idiocy of this banner currently draped on the Department of Labor building is not lost on me, given all the federal workers he's forced out of their jobs.

(Pic via Getty Images)
August 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s funny when people complain about Bluesky being “boring”. Yes that is what it feels like when a social media algorithm is not trying to destroy your brain.
August 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
the yoga mat to protect their knees during the crawling part
ICE just posted this video to Twitter with the caption:

"TV’s former 'man of steel' Dean Cain runs through the obstacle course during training to become an ICE officer at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia.

http://Join.ICE.gov"
August 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If establishment Dems treated Muslims as human beings it’s very likely that Trump would not be in the White House and Bove would not be a judge.
Emil Bove's confirmation was only possible because Democrats caved to a vile right-wing smear campaign of Adeel Mangi, who would have been the first Muslim appeals court judge, when Biden nominated him for the same seat last year. Absolutely disgraceful. Bove's confirmation is on them, too.
The Cowardice of Senate Democrats Made Emil Bove’s Confirmation Possible
Senate Democrats could have confirmed Biden nominee Adeel Mangi to the Third Circuit last year. They caved to a disgraceful right-wing smear campaign instead.
ballsandstrikes.org
July 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’ve been looking to buy a Sony 16-35mm lens for a year or two. Due to the tariffs the price just increased $150 dollars. This is a lens that was released in 2017, 8 years ago.
July 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM