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Robert ToTeras
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Daydreamer Noise-Maker. #TheFeverPistol #ColdJustice on #Oxygen #NiagaraMovement on #PBS #SugarRush on #Netflix
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My fellow US satirists, now is the time to do your thing.

Self-censoring is “obeying in advance.”

Forget your career—draw blood

Tear down these crooks & fools

Whether you’re writing for Colbert or doing one night in some black box over a bowling alley, NOW is the time to

LET IT RIP!!!!
February 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This article makes me want to start a think tank which “explores” if two different AI chatbots could fall in love. Later down the line I could swim in a massive pool of series B funding while an easy to fool NYT tech writer boosts my bullshit.
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
Should We Start Taking the Welfare of A.I. Seriously?
As artificial intelligence systems become smarter, one A.I. company is trying to figure out what to do if they become conscious.
www.nytimes.com
April 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.
April 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
April 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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We literally just want to be paid equally and not have our healthcare decisions made by the Supreme Court. Happy International Women's Day.
March 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Allegory alert!
February 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Whole Foods, which is owned by notorious union-buster Amazon, is arguing that Trump's dismantling of the NLRB means the company doesn't have to recognize a newly unionized store in Philadelphia.

Looks like Jeff Bezos's investment in Trump is paying off.
February 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I really don’t see how chasing the Duke boys for years qualifies this guy to run the IRS.
Breaking News: President-elect Donald Trump said he would nominate Billy Long, a former congressman from Missouri, to lead the Internal Revenue Service.
Update from Minho Kim
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2024 at 11:25 PM
OMG!
September 1, 2023 at 3:42 PM
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he got as close as he could without going over
August 26, 2023 at 9:56 PM
I don’t particularly like mug shots because I feel like they’re an antiquated totem of public shame meant to imply guilt… But as a person who spent every second of the 1990s as an NYC resident, I can’t describe the pure pleasure I feel in seeing this photo.
Booking photo for Rudy Giuliani has been released:
August 24, 2023 at 12:20 AM
First Bluesky post (after being on here for over a month) -
I know this runs counter to everything social media (and capitalism) are about, but I LOVE how small Bluesky is and don’t want it to get any bigger.
August 6, 2023 at 8:01 PM