Robert Delilah
@robertdelilah.bsky.social
Writer & Comedian. Perpetually working things out. I block on vibes alone.
Mark Sanford being tunnelbuddies with RFK Jr. might just be what breaks me.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Mark Sanford being tunnelbuddies with RFK Jr. might just be what breaks me.
I think the most funny/not-funny fact of all is that if Epstein were still alive, we'd probably have never heard about of any of this. He'd be right there chilling in Club Fed and out in no time.
But instead, they killed the guy and people with half a brain started looking around.
But instead, they killed the guy and people with half a brain started looking around.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I think the most funny/not-funny fact of all is that if Epstein were still alive, we'd probably have never heard about of any of this. He'd be right there chilling in Club Fed and out in no time.
But instead, they killed the guy and people with half a brain started looking around.
But instead, they killed the guy and people with half a brain started looking around.
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Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
It'll be actually hilarious in that completely unfunny way when SNAP benefits never return despite Dems caving on a funding deal.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It'll be actually hilarious in that completely unfunny way when SNAP benefits never return despite Dems caving on a funding deal.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
"Don't Invent the Torment Nexus!"
Baseball:
Baseball:
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"Don't Invent the Torment Nexus!"
Baseball:
Baseball:
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Over on Twitter, I bet they are also all watching the game but every time something happens someone blames it on Jewish people.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Over on Twitter, I bet they are also all watching the game but every time something happens someone blames it on Jewish people.
Stalking Katy Perry for Canadian citizenship
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Stalking Katy Perry for Canadian citizenship
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give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
That the world is a great deal more terrifying than they think it is, and that that's ultimately a good thing.
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Are you hoping to share something with your readers beyond a good tale? Is there a deeper meaning you want to impress on them?
#writingcommunity #BookSky #BookSky💙📚 #authorchat
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
That the world is a great deal more terrifying than they think it is, and that that's ultimately a good thing.
One must imagine Sisyphus absolutely caked
October 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
One must imagine Sisyphus absolutely caked
It's gonna be crazy when Argentina economy still crashes, but now takes out the US economy with it.
October 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's gonna be crazy when Argentina economy still crashes, but now takes out the US economy with it.
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My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison
*Me, knowing that our government is comprised entirely of Nazis and their collaborators*
J-jOKe?
J-jOKe?
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
*Me, knowing that our government is comprised entirely of Nazis and their collaborators*
J-jOKe?
J-jOKe?
I do sometimes wonder what it’s like to go through life without worrying about The Immanent Disaster™️ just around the corner.
September 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I do sometimes wonder what it’s like to go through life without worrying about The Immanent Disaster™️ just around the corner.
Pre-cum implies the existence of ex post facto-cum
September 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Pre-cum implies the existence of ex post facto-cum
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
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I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win (h/t @miriamposner.com)
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September 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win (h/t @miriamposner.com)
www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
The sheer # of people who say Doing Good Things™️ is “unconstitutional” as if that were some moral imperative has always driven me fucking crazy.
the lesson of this administration is that law is fake, government is fake, the constitution is fake, and the country is what we choose to make it, not what some document requires
September 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The sheer # of people who say Doing Good Things™️ is “unconstitutional” as if that were some moral imperative has always driven me fucking crazy.
The entirety of Aqualung by Jethro Tull
September 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The entirety of Aqualung by Jethro Tull
College football is trying to gaslight me into believing someone named “Peyton Woodring” actually exists
September 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
College football is trying to gaslight me into believing someone named “Peyton Woodring” actually exists
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the thing to understand is that for many people the violence of order maintenance is simply not seen as violence in the first place
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
the thing to understand is that for many people the violence of order maintenance is simply not seen as violence in the first place