Robert Delilah
@robertdelilah.bsky.social
Writer & Comedian. Perpetually working things out. I block on vibes alone.
Not trying to let perfect be the enemy of good, but I’m also not planning to check out once the man is dead.
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Not trying to let perfect be the enemy of good, but I’m also not planning to check out once the man is dead.
Right? I believe the term is “Charity Fraud”
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Right? I believe the term is “Charity Fraud”
At the very least, the Trump presidency has been a real time civics lesson on how laws aren’t real unless you enforce them, preferably with guns.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
At the very least, the Trump presidency has been a real time civics lesson on how laws aren’t real unless you enforce them, preferably with guns.
I know they scrubbed that shit but I have a dim hope that they’re dumb enough to leave the metadata
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I know they scrubbed that shit but I have a dim hope that they’re dumb enough to leave the metadata
There are WILDLY better things to do right now my man than speak on this. For example, you could pay my rent.
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
There are WILDLY better things to do right now my man than speak on this. For example, you could pay my rent.
Honestly half of what we should be doing as a people is pitching objectively better worlds to live in.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Honestly half of what we should be doing as a people is pitching objectively better worlds to live in.
He sounds like he thinks he’s halfway through telling a joke
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
He sounds like he thinks he’s halfway through telling a joke
“She must be after their money!” is some crazy misogynistic shit my guy.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“She must be after their money!” is some crazy misogynistic shit my guy.
“I tend to have that effect.”
Oh, I bet you do.
Oh, I bet you do.
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“I tend to have that effect.”
Oh, I bet you do.
Oh, I bet you do.
Right? He's a Harvard PHD, if he's not set for the rest of his life by 70 that's on him.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Right? He's a Harvard PHD, if he's not set for the rest of his life by 70 that's on him.
They are also both terrible writers.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They are also both terrible writers.
Wait, the Appalachian Trail guy??
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Wait, the Appalachian Trail guy??
It’s the same advice men ought to take when women complain (rightfully), that men can be awful pieces of shit: if you don’t think it applies to you, don’t assume it does!
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It’s the same advice men ought to take when women complain (rightfully), that men can be awful pieces of shit: if you don’t think it applies to you, don’t assume it does!
Don’t watch TV while staring at your phone, folks
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Don’t watch TV while staring at your phone, folks
While also keeping 90% of leadership and staff.
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
While also keeping 90% of leadership and staff.
I don't believe guys like Barro operate out of any worldview that includes people with physical disabilities.
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I don't believe guys like Barro operate out of any worldview that includes people with physical disabilities.
Cause they're also in the files.
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Cause they're also in the files.
Don't forget people are betting on The Little League World Series of all things. How does this work when literal children are receiving death threats for "throwing" a game.
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Don't forget people are betting on The Little League World Series of all things. How does this work when literal children are receiving death threats for "throwing" a game.
He looks like I just carved him from soapstone.
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
He looks like I just carved him from soapstone.