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Russell Wilson wanting to go back to his first 10 seasons means he's gonna make Mark Rodgers call the Seahawks and it will be the sweetest moment of John Schneider's career.
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I promise to convert to whatever religion it takes to give me this on sunday.
December 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I came across this early into lockdown and it was honest to God the closest I came to snapping during the whole fucking thing
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Reminder that today is the day that Gianni Infantino can do the funniest thing in recorded human history (give the fifa peace prize to obama for some reason)
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
happy robert discrimination day
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Fuck You.
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is easily the smoothest moving has ever gone for me and I am basically doing a mario kart speed run at it and if I ever try to do it again without hired help i cordially invite any one of you to blow the top of my fucking skull off.
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
WHAT THE FUCK EVERY TIME I MOVE
UPDATE: Person infected with bird flu in Washington state has H5N5. It's the first time H5N5 has been found in a human
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
absolute best thing you can do with a touchtunes is fire up this bad boy at midnight friday night in a crowded bar full of people trying to get their dick wet.
A fine day to remember Jim Harbaugh's unique relationship with "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" and the remarkable interpretive work that his and other football brains have done on this important text. (This is a gift link; I believe this news must be shared widely.) defector.com/the-edmund-f...
The Edmund Fitzgerald Is Inspiring Jim Harbaugh And Michigan Football To Achieve "Lake Mindset" | Defector
The popular culture of the 1970s is almost impossible to parse in retrospect. The people making the movies and music and television of the era were horny and ambitious and earnest, they were ingesting...
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November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I going to swallow a bucket of nails and then go walk into the nearest MRI
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Seattle Mariners play baseball in 9 hours

Seattle Seahawks play football in 11 hours
October 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My mental headspace with each team heading into the games tonight
October 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I would prefer to not do tomorow
October 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I AM GOING TO FIND AND KILL GOD
October 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
October 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
October 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
day drunk cause they ain’t a word in the rule book bout airbud grabbing another cold one
October 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Went to the beach again, 0/5 stars, still a moron’s idea of fun
July 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
4 hours into a beach day and retroactively applying excessive amounts of sun burn lotion like those people who begged for the vaccine from the ventilator table during the Delta Wave in 2021
October 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I assume this will be overtaken each day of this trip but most Italian thing I’ve ever seen so far (twice) is dude who hauls ass running for the train and the second he gets on it , lights a cigarette while hanging out the door for 5 puffs and then heads inside 7 minutes before the train leaves
September 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Many people are calling it the unsinkable Roberts not g onna be hung over tomorrow
September 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
September 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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the american league west champion seattle mariners baseball team
September 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM