River D'Asgard
@riverofasgard.bsky.social
[They/them] Amateur podcaster & TTRPGer, lover of cats, and general menace to society. Subtle like a cinderblock to the head.
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"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does
September 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does
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I did a thing! It was very fun. If you liked Animorphs, give it a watch!
Starring:
@memesterotwpod.bsky.social as the Keeper
@mrray.bsky.social from @2dollarcreature.bsky.social as Michael the Constructed
@riverofasgard.bsky.social as William the Searcher
sero as Beatrice the Mundane
Playing: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/1... (affiliate link)
@memesterotwpod.bsky.social as the Keeper
@mrray.bsky.social from @2dollarcreature.bsky.social as Michael the Constructed
@riverofasgard.bsky.social as William the Searcher
sero as Beatrice the Mundane
Playing: www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/1... (affiliate link)
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A monster lurks in the shadows...
Most people don’t believe in monsters, but you know the truth. They’re real, and it’s your task to bring them down. This hardcover-based edition of Monster of the Wee...
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March 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I did a thing! It was very fun. If you liked Animorphs, give it a watch!
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Our god king tech saviors’ response to our calls for climate justice was to make a machine that allows history’s laziest nazis to create completely useless uncanny horrors by gulping down gallons of water.
January 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Our god king tech saviors’ response to our calls for climate justice was to make a machine that allows history’s laziest nazis to create completely useless uncanny horrors by gulping down gallons of water.
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as the eagle who feeds on Prometheus’ liver every day I’m really dying to expand the flavor profile of my lunch
December 16, 2024 at 4:27 PM
as the eagle who feeds on Prometheus’ liver every day I’m really dying to expand the flavor profile of my lunch
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just spitballing here but I think that a healthy future for the Democratic Party does not lie in people who are even older than I am
December 16, 2024 at 11:03 PM
just spitballing here but I think that a healthy future for the Democratic Party does not lie in people who are even older than I am
Yeah. Who uses a Yahoo email address anymore?
just noticed my vizier's email address is the_scheming_vizier@yahoo.com should i be concerned
December 16, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Yeah. Who uses a Yahoo email address anymore?
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dating me is like getting the thrill of discovering a dead body in the woods nearly every day
December 16, 2024 at 3:24 PM
dating me is like getting the thrill of discovering a dead body in the woods nearly every day
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them: why do you care so much about building abundant housing and wanting everyone to have affordable options for transportation?
us:
us:
December 11, 2024 at 1:31 PM
them: why do you care so much about building abundant housing and wanting everyone to have affordable options for transportation?
us:
us:
Hey #rollweird listeners, I got some questions:
Do they start doing intros at the beginning of the eps in s1 at any point? If so, when? I'm 5 eps in and I don't know anyone's names or pronouns or playbooks. Not even sure how many players there are cause there's a few Very Similar Voices.
Do they start doing intros at the beginning of the eps in s1 at any point? If so, when? I'm 5 eps in and I don't know anyone's names or pronouns or playbooks. Not even sure how many players there are cause there's a few Very Similar Voices.
December 16, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Hey #rollweird listeners, I got some questions:
Do they start doing intros at the beginning of the eps in s1 at any point? If so, when? I'm 5 eps in and I don't know anyone's names or pronouns or playbooks. Not even sure how many players there are cause there's a few Very Similar Voices.
Do they start doing intros at the beginning of the eps in s1 at any point? If so, when? I'm 5 eps in and I don't know anyone's names or pronouns or playbooks. Not even sure how many players there are cause there's a few Very Similar Voices.
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Thinking about werewolves again
December 13, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Thinking about werewolves again
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I think I've finally figured out what's wrong with Elon Musk.
His parents are both VC Andrews characters.
His parents are both VC Andrews characters.
December 3, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I think I've finally figured out what's wrong with Elon Musk.
His parents are both VC Andrews characters.
His parents are both VC Andrews characters.
I'm gonna be on a stream, playing with some friends! Woo!
There's something strange going on in the neighbourhood. People aren't quite who—what—they seem...
Join us for an Animorphs inspired Monster of the Week one-shot this Friday from 8pm EDT / 5pm PDT (Saturday 12noon NZT) twitch.tv/seroRPG
Join us for an Animorphs inspired Monster of the Week one-shot this Friday from 8pm EDT / 5pm PDT (Saturday 12noon NZT) twitch.tv/seroRPG
September 17, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I'm gonna be on a stream, playing with some friends! Woo!
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She’s cool.
She’s collected.
She’s calling the shots…even when it looks more like herding cats.
It’s our first Season 3 character reveal: Agent Moth, played by Nye Elder.
She’s collected.
She’s calling the shots…even when it looks more like herding cats.
It’s our first Season 3 character reveal: Agent Moth, played by Nye Elder.
January 9, 2024 at 12:33 AM
She’s cool.
She’s collected.
She’s calling the shots…even when it looks more like herding cats.
It’s our first Season 3 character reveal: Agent Moth, played by Nye Elder.
She’s collected.
She’s calling the shots…even when it looks more like herding cats.
It’s our first Season 3 character reveal: Agent Moth, played by Nye Elder.
It's always when I've been drinking that I think it'd be fun to do the whole podcast/storytime thing, and I'd kinda like to get to that place of confidence without the liquid courage telling me to do it to begin with
January 8, 2024 at 6:40 AM
It's always when I've been drinking that I think it'd be fun to do the whole podcast/storytime thing, and I'd kinda like to get to that place of confidence without the liquid courage telling me to do it to begin with
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Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend?
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
November 3, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Exec: so what are the names of the gross pasty nerd billionaire and his weird girlfriend?
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
Writer: Musk and Grime
Exec: and the embezzler?
Writer: Sam Bankman-Fraud
Exec: and the politician and his son who do organized crime?
Writer: Don and Don Junior
Exec: get the fuck out of my office
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Psycho kitty
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Meow-meow-meow-MEOW meow-meow-meow-meow-MEOW-meow
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Meow-meow-meow-MEOW meow-meow-meow-meow-MEOW-meow
November 4, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Psycho kitty
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Meow-meow-meow-MEOW meow-meow-meow-meow-MEOW-meow
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Meow-meow-meow-MEOW meow-meow-meow-meow-MEOW-meow
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Special thanks to all the Shrimps who participated in our Halloween/Ari's Birthday apple cake baking event in the Patreon Discord Server. Doing something special for our character means the world to us and y'all are the absolute best.
Can't wait to do it again next year! 💚🍏🎂
Can't wait to do it again next year! 💚🍏🎂
November 1, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Special thanks to all the Shrimps who participated in our Halloween/Ari's Birthday apple cake baking event in the Patreon Discord Server. Doing something special for our character means the world to us and y'all are the absolute best.
Can't wait to do it again next year! 💚🍏🎂
Can't wait to do it again next year! 💚🍏🎂
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billy joel: we didn’t start the fire
detective: I haven’t mentioned a fire
billy joel: shit
detective: I haven’t mentioned a fire
billy joel: shit
October 25, 2023 at 8:10 PM
billy joel: we didn’t start the fire
detective: I haven’t mentioned a fire
billy joel: shit
detective: I haven’t mentioned a fire
billy joel: shit
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this came to me in a dream
October 18, 2023 at 11:21 PM
this came to me in a dream
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Fair's fair.
September 7, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Fair's fair.