Rill Askey
@rillaskey.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, voice actor, lover, fighter, dog person. 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈
Oblivion got glitchy sexy weird.
May 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Oblivion got glitchy sexy weird.
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Wow. Avelo airlines has covered up their logo to hide the fact that they're helping with mass deportation. Avelo's customer service number is (346) 616-9500. Feel free to give them a call and tell them how you feel about them.
😲 Guys, Avelo painted their ICE jets all white! The tail number matches. How pathetic is that? 👀
May 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Wow. Avelo airlines has covered up their logo to hide the fact that they're helping with mass deportation. Avelo's customer service number is (346) 616-9500. Feel free to give them a call and tell them how you feel about them.
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Bound to happen. You can’t tariff Heard and McDonald islands and expect the penguins to just sit there and take it.
May 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Bound to happen. You can’t tariff Heard and McDonald islands and expect the penguins to just sit there and take it.
Make an observation about your pantry that also sounds like the title of a novel.
TOO MUCH HOISIN SAUCE.
TOO MUCH HOISIN SAUCE.
Make an observation about your pantry that also sounds like the title of a novel.
THE BIGGEST BAG OF RAISINS
THE BIGGEST BAG OF RAISINS
Make an observation about your pantry that also sounds like the title of a novel.
WE’RE OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER
WE’RE OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER
May 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Make an observation about your pantry that also sounds like the title of a novel.
TOO MUCH HOISIN SAUCE.
TOO MUCH HOISIN SAUCE.
Probably my biggest and most satisfying crochet project yet. It's a test of the Little Box of Crochet Big Summer Box pattern in my choice of colours. Officially my favourite garment! (You can buy the Big Summer Box which has all you need to make this plus gorgeous gifts in the link in the comments.)
May 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Probably my biggest and most satisfying crochet project yet. It's a test of the Little Box of Crochet Big Summer Box pattern in my choice of colours. Officially my favourite garment! (You can buy the Big Summer Box which has all you need to make this plus gorgeous gifts in the link in the comments.)
Hunger Games, anyone?
Thou shalt not claim to be a Christian whilst planning a reality show where you torture immigrants.
I Can’t Be Silent About This
How dare they call themselves followers of Jesus?
www.thegodpodcast.com
May 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hunger Games, anyone?
Look at all the things I made out of one Little Box of Crochet box! A bag (which I'm going to put a jam jar in and make it to a pen pot), a lanyard for my scissors, two bracelets, a tiny purse and a brooch!
💛🩵🩷❤️💚 #crochet
💛🩵🩷❤️💚 #crochet
April 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Look at all the things I made out of one Little Box of Crochet box! A bag (which I'm going to put a jam jar in and make it to a pen pot), a lanyard for my scissors, two bracelets, a tiny purse and a brooch!
💛🩵🩷❤️💚 #crochet
💛🩵🩷❤️💚 #crochet
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Being cast in a Harry Potter film has a greater regret rate than trans-affirming surgeries
April 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Being cast in a Harry Potter film has a greater regret rate than trans-affirming surgeries
If, like me, you're really struggling with *waves hand around generally* then please go look at/listen to my new YouTube channel for music to relax and meditate to.
youtube.com/@releaserese...
youtube.com/@releaserese...
April 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If, like me, you're really struggling with *waves hand around generally* then please go look at/listen to my new YouTube channel for music to relax and meditate to.
youtube.com/@releaserese...
youtube.com/@releaserese...
Latest crochet project finished. Love this bunny by #makemeroar 🐰
April 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Latest crochet project finished. Love this bunny by #makemeroar 🐰
April 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I've no idea what came over me this evening, but I invented a new and preposterous way of preparing leftover beef and gravy. Oil a pie dish, layer roasted carrots, gravy, thick slices of beef, horseradish sauce, frozen peas, sautéed leeks, red onions and garlic, cheese sauce and grated extra cheese.
April 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I've no idea what came over me this evening, but I invented a new and preposterous way of preparing leftover beef and gravy. Oil a pie dish, layer roasted carrots, gravy, thick slices of beef, horseradish sauce, frozen peas, sautéed leeks, red onions and garlic, cheese sauce and grated extra cheese.
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Reminder:
All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.
All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Reminder:
All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.
All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.
April 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I made soup out of roasted vegetables, chicken, stock, and a shit-ton of leftover gravy. It's called Sunday lunch soup. Follow me for more recipe ideas.
April 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I made soup out of roasted vegetables, chicken, stock, and a shit-ton of leftover gravy. It's called Sunday lunch soup. Follow me for more recipe ideas.
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As a Canadian, I wish I could fuck up at my job as badly as Hegseth did and still stay employed. America truly is the land of freedom and opportunity
March 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
As a Canadian, I wish I could fuck up at my job as badly as Hegseth did and still stay employed. America truly is the land of freedom and opportunity
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Someone just told me that by critiquing Poilievre I was ushering in a communist government that would "send my comedy to the gulags," and while I have a lot of questions the main one is, have you seen Mark Carney? The man's a communist like my cat is a professor at Yale
March 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Someone just told me that by critiquing Poilievre I was ushering in a communist government that would "send my comedy to the gulags," and while I have a lot of questions the main one is, have you seen Mark Carney? The man's a communist like my cat is a professor at Yale
Do you need a break from the bollocks? My partner and I hold weekly, half-hour, live sound baths (wanky expression for relaxation music with a bit of guided meditation). Wednesdays, PWYC and free if you've got nowt. 6pm GMT, replays sent afterwards. Join our mailing list for the Zoom link below. 🩵
March 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Do you need a break from the bollocks? My partner and I hold weekly, half-hour, live sound baths (wanky expression for relaxation music with a bit of guided meditation). Wednesdays, PWYC and free if you've got nowt. 6pm GMT, replays sent afterwards. Join our mailing list for the Zoom link below. 🩵
If you're a Canadian living abroad you can register to vote. Choose the banker. Not the wanker. ❤️🍁❤️
www.elections.ca/content2.asp...
www.elections.ca/content2.asp...
Canadian voter residing abroad – Elections Canada
Canadian voter residing abroad, Eligible electors can apply to vote by special ballot. With a special ballot, you can vote by mail from anywhere in the world.
www.elections.ca
March 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
If you're a Canadian living abroad you can register to vote. Choose the banker. Not the wanker. ❤️🍁❤️
www.elections.ca/content2.asp...
www.elections.ca/content2.asp...
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Poilievre is playing for Team USA.
March 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Poilievre is playing for Team USA.
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They waste no time. With a federal election looming, the disinformation machine is already running full-tilt. Check sources, be skeptical of attack ads, employ critical thinking. Question everything! And VOTE, FFS!
The Disinformation War Against Mark Carney Begins: A Coordinated Global Attack
How a US-Russian Propaganda Machine is Targeting Canada’s Leading Political Threat
open.substack.com
March 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
They waste no time. With a federal election looming, the disinformation machine is already running full-tilt. Check sources, be skeptical of attack ads, employ critical thinking. Question everything! And VOTE, FFS!
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work