Alice Rose
@aliceroselaughs.bsky.social
Antifascist Transgender Ideologist
Going to Ed Gein's house for dinner. He's serving cunt.
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Going to Ed Gein's house for dinner. He's serving cunt.
Say what you will about the comedians who agreed to do Riyadh. But after performing under an oppressive regime, they'll be so primed to host late night American tv.
October 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Say what you will about the comedians who agreed to do Riyadh. But after performing under an oppressive regime, they'll be so primed to host late night American tv.
The biggest takeaway from Trump's health scare is that spironolactone is frequently prescribed to people with his heart condition. So Mr. two-genders is currently on HRT.
September 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The biggest takeaway from Trump's health scare is that spironolactone is frequently prescribed to people with his heart condition. So Mr. two-genders is currently on HRT.
All the news reporting Taylor's album drop while neglecting her promise to contribute all proceeds to Gaza aid is gonna radicalize some bitches and I'm here for it
August 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
All the news reporting Taylor's album drop while neglecting her promise to contribute all proceeds to Gaza aid is gonna radicalize some bitches and I'm here for it
Reposted by Alice Rose
My toxic trait is my favourite cuisines were all on the other team during WWII
August 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
My toxic trait is my favourite cuisines were all on the other team during WWII
If the US erasing due process from the constitution 'because of a coding error' isn't the most dystopian shi...
August 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
If the US erasing due process from the constitution 'because of a coding error' isn't the most dystopian shi...
Institutions will not give you the information you need to overthrow them. That's what queer comedians are for.
July 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Institutions will not give you the information you need to overthrow them. That's what queer comedians are for.
A recent paper suggests that our entire universe could exist inside a black hole and honestly that would explain a lot
July 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A recent paper suggests that our entire universe could exist inside a black hole and honestly that would explain a lot
Imagine dragging a table into the freeway across 3 lanes of traffic, pulling up a handful of chairs that only your friends could sit at.
And any time someone honked or yelled out their window, you bombed a hospital full of children about it.
And any time someone honked or yelled out their window, you bombed a hospital full of children about it.
July 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Imagine dragging a table into the freeway across 3 lanes of traffic, pulling up a handful of chairs that only your friends could sit at.
And any time someone honked or yelled out their window, you bombed a hospital full of children about it.
And any time someone honked or yelled out their window, you bombed a hospital full of children about it.
My gf sent me this, and when I opened it I read the ad as a comment. Yeah little teapot, you been drinking hella weed for sure.
June 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My gf sent me this, and when I opened it I read the ad as a comment. Yeah little teapot, you been drinking hella weed for sure.
The problem with the music of the last 10 years is, specifically, Sam Smith's falsetto.
June 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The problem with the music of the last 10 years is, specifically, Sam Smith's falsetto.
For the first time in US political history, it didn't pay to be a convicted sex offender. Sucks to be Cuomo.
June 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
For the first time in US political history, it didn't pay to be a convicted sex offender. Sucks to be Cuomo.
What the hell?
What the helly?
What the heliocentric model of the solar system?
What the helly?
What the heliocentric model of the solar system?
June 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What the hell?
What the helly?
What the heliocentric model of the solar system?
What the helly?
What the heliocentric model of the solar system?
Y'all we're siding with Iran and Tucker Carlson. That's how bad things are. Let that sink in.
June 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Y'all we're siding with Iran and Tucker Carlson. That's how bad things are. Let that sink in.
Remember when servers used to make like $6 then the special minimum wage was eliminated and businesses all cried that it would bankrupt them but they were literally fine?
Don't listen when your employers tell you they 'can't afford' to pay you a minimum wage.
Don't listen when your employers tell you they 'can't afford' to pay you a minimum wage.
June 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Remember when servers used to make like $6 then the special minimum wage was eliminated and businesses all cried that it would bankrupt them but they were literally fine?
Don't listen when your employers tell you they 'can't afford' to pay you a minimum wage.
Don't listen when your employers tell you they 'can't afford' to pay you a minimum wage.
I just discovered Unstable on Netflix. I didn't even know Rob Lowe had a son with Frankie Muniz.
June 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I just discovered Unstable on Netflix. I didn't even know Rob Lowe had a son with Frankie Muniz.
The up escalator is the most inconsiderate place to fart
June 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The up escalator is the most inconsiderate place to fart
Iced coffee is gay but cold brew is homophobic I don't make the rules
May 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Iced coffee is gay but cold brew is homophobic I don't make the rules
Anyone else ever have to pee so bad your teeth hurt?
May 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Anyone else ever have to pee so bad your teeth hurt?
We can send billionaires to space but we can't make a single printer that works
May 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
We can send billionaires to space but we can't make a single printer that works
At this point I'm waiting for them to cancel French class for teaching pronouns. Conjugating verbs is woke business amirite?
May 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
At this point I'm waiting for them to cancel French class for teaching pronouns. Conjugating verbs is woke business amirite?
Obsessed with making ITYSL memes for trans folks
May 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Obsessed with making ITYSL memes for trans folks
Pope Francis already hard at work up there
May 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Pope Francis already hard at work up there
When the dysphoria hits
May 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When the dysphoria hits