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Nick Wasilieff
@nickwaswriting.com
Comedy #Screenwriter #scriptsky writing about incompetent but lovable idiots and ne’er do wells stumbling their way into redemption, revenge, or reform.

Stay-At-Home Dad. Jack of no trades—master of some.

Prince George, BC 🇨🇦

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Short | 17pgs

A teenage ghost takes pleasure in haunting the retiree who caused his death, searching for an apology before he’s banished for good.

QF - The Script Lab Free Screenplay Contest 2024
QF - SWN Short Film Screenplay Comp 2022

#Co #PN
#Sho #PG #Div
#CFin #Cov #SeRe
#Screenpit
We stumbled upon karaoke night at our local rural watering hole. That shit stresses me out because I think I want to join in, but I also don’t want to, you know? So, anyway, I sang 7 songs. I fuckin butchered Turn the Page, & absolutely annihilated “Fuck Her Gently” and cemented it as my new “go-to”
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
One day I’ll have new material, but for now, you get a blast from the past with HELEVATED. Some of my best gags went into this short script, including a friendly Blackbeard as a foreman, and a character damned to an eternity of being stung by a swarm of bees every hour. #FirstPageFriday #ScriptSky
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Here’s 3 pages, starting on the 3rd page of my comedy WIP “All For Yacht.” Like Leah, I’ve been thinking about this one lately. As flawed as it is, I can’t seem to quit it.

This scene showcases one of my favourite visual gags: Funny things going on in the background #ScriptSky #ThirdPageThursday
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
#writinginspiration #writingprompt

In a frosty backyard, a large snowball rests where there’s no snow and a folding table sits empty next to an unlit fire pit. Silent. Cold. Lifeless.

What happened here, #scriptsky?
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The best part of social media is yelling stuff into the ether and not expecting anything to come of it, then magically, that’s exactly what happens!
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Screenwriting, am I right, #scriptsky?
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
#writinginspiration

Dark rural road. Pre-dawn. An owl flutters over the adjacent field. A wolf howls in the distance.

What happens next, #scriptsky?
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reposted by Nick Wasilieff
This is a great offer (and trust me, Nick has a GREAT eye for design!).

Just because you can tap into the same tools that seasoned designers use, doesn't mean you have the years of experience and skills that professional designers have to make projects shine. 👇 #Scriptskty
Hey #ScriptSky! I saw some comments about creating posters/graphics to market your scripts, and even though I can't offer up my design services (I’m not designing much right now & lack the proper software), I would love to offer my (free) eye for design if you ever need constructive feedback 1/4
a woman says the colors , the fonts , the logo ...
ALT: a woman says the colors , the fonts , the logo ...
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November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Read through my latest rewrite and hot damn, it’s awful! Funny as hell (IMO), but more structurally unsound than a 20-year-old weathered lawn chair. And I’m talking one of those weaved mesh chairs that that one uncle of yours always ended up destroying. #scriptsky #screenwriting
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
For the morning #scriptsky crowd 🔽

I want to help fellow writers any way I can, and providing feedback on design takes me significantly less time than providing feedback on stories! 😁
Hey #ScriptSky! I saw some comments about creating posters/graphics to market your scripts, and even though I can't offer up my design services (I’m not designing much right now & lack the proper software), I would love to offer my (free) eye for design if you ever need constructive feedback 1/4
a woman says the colors , the fonts , the logo ...
ALT: a woman says the colors , the fonts , the logo ...
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hey #ScriptSky! I saw some comments about creating posters/graphics to market your scripts, and even though I can't offer up my design services (I’m not designing much right now & lack the proper software), I would love to offer my (free) eye for design if you ever need constructive feedback 1/4
a woman says the colors , the fonts , the logo ...
ALT: a woman says the colors , the fonts , the logo ...
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
More creative energy spent on Lego #photography instead of #screenwriting 😂The script will rewrite itself one day, right, #scriptsky?

“When Santa flipped the switch on his greatest gift to humanity, he met his mortality face-to-face, giving way to Claus 2.0 for the sake of everlasting festive cheer
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The sunsets are immaculate, and the lighting is spectacular, which makes up for the darkness that consumes the area by 4:15 pm.

Rooster artwork by my super creative wife, who can make art with any medium (Coloured pencils in this case.) it’s honestly unfair how good she is.

#scriptsky
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My 4yo informed me today he likes “pooping in the dark” and I instantly started singing in my head “You and me go poopin’ in the dark. Lyin’ on our backs and counting the farts” and I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Look out, Weird Al.
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Play the song ‘Kryptonite’ to 100 millennials and at least 100 will sing along.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I should also add that it’s my most favourite time of the year when your beverage get’s colder the longer you take to consume it.
Snow on the ground? ✅
Air cold enough to chill the beers? ✅
Excess cardboard from the move? ✅
Fresh firewood under the tarp? ✅
A firepit begging to be lit?
A penchant to illuminate the night sky? ✅

That’s right. It’s a backyard firepit kinda night.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire
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November 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Snow on the ground? ✅
Air cold enough to chill the beers? ✅
Excess cardboard from the move? ✅
Fresh firewood under the tarp? ✅
A firepit begging to be lit?
A penchant to illuminate the night sky? ✅

That’s right. It’s a backyard firepit kinda night.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“Today was the last day that the “Lucky Ducky Award” was handed out at the nuclear research facility, it was also the last day of the nuclear research facility.”

#scriptsky #screenwriter
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I had some time to write this morning, so instead of working on my feature rewrite, I spent over an hour setting up a scene with my Lego to take 40 photos then spent another hour writing the short caption 😂 #Scripsky This is why I make little progress. It was fun though.
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
What’s your beverage of choice, #scriptsky? For writing, and for not writing. Are they the same?
Will Ferrell Old School GIF
ALT: Will Ferrell Old School GIF
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November 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
#ThirdPageThursday? Fun! This page is from my sci-fi short, VOID OF A PLAN, that I wrote for the @writingbattle.bsky.social once upon a time (when they had screenwriting). I started developing it into a pilot before my hiatus and plan on continuing the tomfoolery of Anaya and Carrot soon! #Scriptsky
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Homemade nachos is an upper-echelon meal for lunch and no one can convince me otherwise. What other meals belong in the Luncheon Pantheon #scriptsky?
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Your favourite movie quote, but make it about food #Scriptsky #Filmsky

“Yippee-pie-yay, motherfu**er!”
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I've said it once, and I’ll say it again: Stepping on a piece of petrified Play-Doh makes stepping on Lego a treat.
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
That unadulterated satisfaction of slipping on the t-shirt the right way on the first attempt can really set you on a positive course for the day.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM