Riley Lahti
@rileylahti.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🦦🐐🌹∅▼Ⓥ Gay. He/They. Chicago Punk Otter. Forklift Certified. 🔞
Pinned
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Fox update, passed out on the table on a Saturday afternoon
October 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Fox update, passed out on the table on a Saturday afternoon
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Sunday morning hangout, nothing like a nap on the deck
October 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Sunday morning hangout, nothing like a nap on the deck
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Nothing to do with anything, this fox likes to take naps on our deck, and I look forward to seeing her there.
September 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Nothing to do with anything, this fox likes to take naps on our deck, and I look forward to seeing her there.
Oh god mff this week already.
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Oh god mff this week already.
The funny internet applications need to stop living on the phone and start living on the desktop computer again.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The funny internet applications need to stop living on the phone and start living on the desktop computer again.
They're making me post this again.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
They're making me post this again.
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
I keep forgetting that the maned wolf fursuiter that shoved me at a convention one year is probably a local and I still need to exact my petty revenge of shoving him back.
October 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I keep forgetting that the maned wolf fursuiter that shoved me at a convention one year is probably a local and I still need to exact my petty revenge of shoving him back.
YOU HAD TO BE THERE
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
YOU HAD TO BE THERE
Had a dream that multiple customers were in the shop past close, so I started to count the till and one of them proceeded to pay in cash.
October 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Had a dream that multiple customers were in the shop past close, so I started to count the till and one of them proceeded to pay in cash.
A salty little potato with no butter.
September 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
A salty little potato with no butter.
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once!
C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once!
Gather ’round, friends, and lend me your ears! Today, I bring to you a marvelous proposition, one that can become a reality with everyone’s help. It may seem far-fetched at first—the ravings of yet an...
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September 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
C’mon, Everybody, There’s Too Many Of Us For Them To Stop Us From Jerking Off All At Once!
What's that sound? I like that sound. I love that sound.
It's the sound of my hooves.
*taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*
It's the sound of my hooves.
*taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*
September 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What's that sound? I like that sound. I love that sound.
It's the sound of my hooves.
*taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*
It's the sound of my hooves.
*taptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*
Every conversation you've ever had about comic books has actually been leading to Alan Moore's Swamp Thing run this entire time.
September 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Every conversation you've ever had about comic books has actually been leading to Alan Moore's Swamp Thing run this entire time.
Just so there's no misunderstanding: fuck everyone that voted Republican. You sold your soul to people that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
September 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Just so there's no misunderstanding: fuck everyone that voted Republican. You sold your soul to people that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
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soaking up the summer sun
August 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
soaking up the summer sun
Bane: I'm going to break Batman.
Me: this is stupid.
Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy born on Monday.
Me: so true.
Me: this is stupid.
Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy born on Monday.
Me: so true.
August 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Bane: I'm going to break Batman.
Me: this is stupid.
Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy born on Monday.
Me: so true.
Me: this is stupid.
Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy born on Monday.
Me: so true.
Can't wait for the official USAF statement about why one of their jets broke the sound barrier over a residential area of Chicago and caused property damage.
August 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can't wait for the official USAF statement about why one of their jets broke the sound barrier over a residential area of Chicago and caused property damage.
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I completely place the blame on Obama for "stomp clap hey" music
July 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I completely place the blame on Obama for "stomp clap hey" music
