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Riley Lahti
@rileylahti.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🦦🐐🌹∅▼Ⓥ Gay. He/They. Chicago Punk Otter. Forklift Certified. 🔞
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Fresh slop (everything was very good)
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
They're making me post this again.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
YOU HAD TO BE THERE
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Why am I like this
July 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
July 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Self care time :v
June 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I don't think the people were ready for this one.
June 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
You can't make me care about Godzilla crossovers when this already exists.
June 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
DC should be paying Sweeney Boo to cook hot furry men at all times.
May 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Having very normal thoughts and feelings about them.
May 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You can solve nearly all confusion about geographical distance when talking to Europeans by simply adopting the Poland as a unit of measurement. Example: "I haven't been to any of the conventions on the west coast, because they are at least 3 Polands away from where I live."
April 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Nobody:

Absolutely Nobody:

Google TV when it sees you up past midnight "hey, wanna watch some people die in plane crashes?"
April 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Can you believe it? They let me have unsupervised access to stove!
March 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
:v
March 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Treat yourself to a shower banana.
March 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Movies.
February 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Music Has The Right to Children and Geogaddi are both solid albums. I used to listen to them constantly when I was doing graphic design work ages ago.
February 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
You think so?~ >:v
January 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Is @meesko.bsky.social and my birthday again!
January 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Silly circle thing that I do not understand the machinations of.
December 26, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Spent 4 hours making myself a new badge for mff the day of mff because I have a brain disease or something.
December 6, 2024 at 7:10 PM
"How's the MFF packing going?" I'll tell you later :v
December 5, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Update: if you read a comic written by James Tynion IV, his other comics will start to appear in your apartment.
December 1, 2024 at 5:20 PM