Mike Robertson
@rikemobertson.bsky.social
Comedian and filmmaker in Edmonton AB
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Mike Robertson
@rikemobertson.bsky.social
· Jun 11
Baby Einstein implies the existence of Baby Oppenheimer
Gonna go to Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair instead of staying home and watching the game awards. Wild to have two different options of 4.5 hr things to watch in one night
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Gonna go to Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair instead of staying home and watching the game awards. Wild to have two different options of 4.5 hr things to watch in one night
Someone seeing the lo-fi Hannah Takes the Stairs in 2007 would not believe this 2025 headline
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Someone seeing the lo-fi Hannah Takes the Stairs in 2007 would not believe this 2025 headline
Hey maybe New York won't have a clown for a mayor for once
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Hey maybe New York won't have a clown for a mayor for once
Reposted by Mike Robertson
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
No surprise that in some fandom-based reddit communities, you get flagged for being aggressive for even typing the phrase "touch grass"
October 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
No surprise that in some fandom-based reddit communities, you get flagged for being aggressive for even typing the phrase "touch grass"
New era of realistic-looking crap AI content is upon us, which seems to mostly be people asking stuff like "what if, uh, I don't know, Pikachu was John Wick or something"?
October 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
New era of realistic-looking crap AI content is upon us, which seems to mostly be people asking stuff like "what if, uh, I don't know, Pikachu was John Wick or something"?
Riding 15 deep in the coupe
September 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Riding 15 deep in the coupe
Given the events of today and the last week, seems a bit on the nose that the organization is called Turning Point USA
September 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Given the events of today and the last week, seems a bit on the nose that the organization is called Turning Point USA
Reposted by Mike Robertson
Guys I’m starting to worry about the width of this gyre
March 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Guys I’m starting to worry about the width of this gyre
Guy who isn't paying attention but wants to be a part of the conversation:
"Free Charlie Kirk!"
"Free Charlie Kirk!"
September 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Guy who isn't paying attention but wants to be a part of the conversation:
"Free Charlie Kirk!"
"Free Charlie Kirk!"
Reposted by Mike Robertson
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
Posting "A. I. slop" under every photo and video just to get people riled up, arguing over whether everything is real
September 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Posting "A. I. slop" under every photo and video just to get people riled up, arguing over whether everything is real
Tip: You could capitalize on this moment and become a millionaire by selling red "Trump isn't Dead" hats to MAGA people today
August 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Tip: You could capitalize on this moment and become a millionaire by selling red "Trump isn't Dead" hats to MAGA people today
Huh, interesting
August 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Huh, interesting
The proper way to do this is to @ him when you say he is dead. If you tell him he is dead, he can't sue you, because then he would have to prove that he isn't dead.
August 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The proper way to do this is to @ him when you say he is dead. If you tell him he is dead, he can't sue you, because then he would have to prove that he isn't dead.
Just saw my own post come up in "following" and for a second I was like "hey that guy has the same profile pic and just wrote the same thing I wrote
August 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Just saw my own post come up in "following" and for a second I was like "hey that guy has the same profile pic and just wrote the same thing I wrote
I love when the wait staff at a restaurant drop some dishes and someone shouts "OPA!" It's very helpful, let's me know who is a jackass I should avoid
August 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I love when the wait staff at a restaurant drop some dishes and someone shouts "OPA!" It's very helpful, let's me know who is a jackass I should avoid
Don't feed mogwais after midnight, 12:30 in Newfoundland
August 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Don't feed mogwais after midnight, 12:30 in Newfoundland
Reposted by Mike Robertson
I think it’s cool that we made a machine that gives entire towns asthma so it can turn your uncle into the dad from Frailty
WSJ: ChatGPT fueled a 56-year-old tech industry veteran’s paranoia, encouraging his suspicions that his mother was plotting against him.... On Aug. 5, Greenwich police discovered that Soelberg killed his mother and himself in the $2.7 million Dutch colonial-style home where they lived together.
A Troubled Man, His Chatbot and a Murder-Suicide in Old Greenwich
“Erik, you’re not crazy.” ChatGPT fueled a 56-year-old tech industry veteran’s paranoia, encouraging his suspicions that his mother was plotting against him.
www.wsj.com
August 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I think it’s cool that we made a machine that gives entire towns asthma so it can turn your uncle into the dad from Frailty
The most Reddit-ass response to fascism
August 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The most Reddit-ass response to fascism
Mario paint on switch 2 means finally a Nintendo-sanctioned way of making Mario nude
August 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Mario paint on switch 2 means finally a Nintendo-sanctioned way of making Mario nude
Yeah, I like cool music so what
June 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Yeah, I like cool music so what
Meesa rockin out
May 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Meesa rockin out
NEW POPE JUST DROPPED
May 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
NEW POPE JUST DROPPED
A mother, seeing her baby for the first time*
"Let's call him... Dry Bones"
*(she is a skeletal turtle by the way)
"Let's call him... Dry Bones"
*(she is a skeletal turtle by the way)
May 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A mother, seeing her baby for the first time*
"Let's call him... Dry Bones"
*(she is a skeletal turtle by the way)
"Let's call him... Dry Bones"
*(she is a skeletal turtle by the way)