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jackie 🩷🖤 edward teach apologist
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she/they. 40. mid-MO. no minors please. 🏳️‍🌈 (hellkatjackie on the bird app)
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This #OurFlagMeansPride2025 prize made it safely to @ridiculousdisaster.bsky.social, so now I can show you all! A strawberry and a lemon for a subtle RMM vibe 🩷💛
August 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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This was their first date
July 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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it's the same picture
July 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.
July 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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this is true love. do you think this happens everyday? 🤍🕊️✨

little prince/knight AU for @rainbowseazine.bsky.social ! 🥰
July 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Me 🤝 Rhys
Darby

Needing scripts for social situations
July 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
July 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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July 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
July 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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girl full offense but if you are seeing anyone's genitals in the bathroom at any point you have fucked up. i've spent 30 years using women's restrooms and i have never in my life seen anyone's junk except my own
July 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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so wild there are these threads of radiant beauty just coursing through all things, and not only do we get to witness this glow, we get to pluck the strings ourselves and travel to the future or past through art and creation. all you have to do is reach out and strum to connect with the infinite
July 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Me, doing my best 😌:
July 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC.

But no City agency has posted it on this platform.

Please help spread the word.

“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”
July 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Me: ugh why do I have a headache?

Also me: didn’t drink any water today, didn’t take my meds, screen time is over 13 hours

Me: sure is a mystery!
July 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Well, Well,Well, Not So Easy To Find A Government That Doesn’t Suck Shit

By King George III
July 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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evergreen sentiment
the solution is of course steddyhands usually
July 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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"no one wants a government handout"

It's OUR MONEY. Our. Money.

Every purchase, every paycheck, every year's filing, we pay into taxes. That is alllll a government money is. Our money, pooled in hopes it can be used to better everyone's lives, not to provide a "government handout" to the rich.
June 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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last time I was truly happy was when that submarine imploded
June 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Few things are as unattractive as a lack of curiosity.
June 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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June 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I *just* found a position in bed that doesn’t pull on my sutures/is comfortable and of course I have to pee. 😑
June 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Forgot that pain medication was a thing again, took a Percocet, and oh hey look at that, I can sleep now!!
June 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
“We’re trying SO HARD to Barbie girl this Oppenheimer summer.” -my sister
June 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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June 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM