Lindley McIndley
@ricochetmayhem.bsky.social
✨19 y/o misfit from the US South✨
🏳️🌈 Pansexual
🔞Underage users DNI
Robots are stealing your jobs, not the immigrants.
-He/they
🏳️🌈 Pansexual
🔞Underage users DNI
Robots are stealing your jobs, not the immigrants.
-He/they
Pinned
I just crawled out of the sewer lines that is Twitter and this app feels like the sun beaming on my face after removing the man cover
There is no pain worse than going to smoke the last bit of herb you got and that shit falls on the ground. Now you gotta get on all fours picking up weed that tastes like floor
June 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There is no pain worse than going to smoke the last bit of herb you got and that shit falls on the ground. Now you gotta get on all fours picking up weed that tastes like floor
Lmao The Gulf got renamed I gotta do a lil trolling
February 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Lmao The Gulf got renamed I gotta do a lil trolling
To the historian in 2075 having to read Elon Musk's thousands upon thousands of tweets trying to understand his character and impact in American history better, you'd be better off inspecting his bathroom because he's just a big piece of shit
Also please give the students a tldr version
Also please give the students a tldr version
February 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
To the historian in 2075 having to read Elon Musk's thousands upon thousands of tweets trying to understand his character and impact in American history better, you'd be better off inspecting his bathroom because he's just a big piece of shit
Also please give the students a tldr version
Also please give the students a tldr version
RIP Jimmy Carter, I hope you're farming peanuts wherever you are.
December 30, 2024 at 9:11 AM
RIP Jimmy Carter, I hope you're farming peanuts wherever you are.
Who is the chair for?
Can’t sleep. Just sat here smoking a cig and thinking about the world.
November 23, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Who is the chair for?
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Customer: IT IS A SOURCE OF ADVERTISEMENT FOR A RECENT BUSINESS I AM STARTING UP.
DMV: FUCK IT
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: FUCK IT
Verdict: DENIED
November 22, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Customer: IT IS A SOURCE OF ADVERTISEMENT FOR A RECENT BUSINESS I AM STARTING UP.
DMV: FUCK IT
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: FUCK IT
Verdict: DENIED
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saying “i will do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes
November 17, 2024 at 1:42 PM
saying “i will do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes
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Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest
November 16, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest
What y'all think of my album cover for my new up and coming album, "I'm depressed and broke"?
November 15, 2024 at 7:09 PM
What y'all think of my album cover for my new up and coming album, "I'm depressed and broke"?
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BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
Has anyone ever thought about how insane it is that you need to pay for water? Water is free, it rains from the sky, and it's a necessity you can't live without. You only pay for the bottles, what has capitalism done to society?
November 15, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Has anyone ever thought about how insane it is that you need to pay for water? Water is free, it rains from the sky, and it's a necessity you can't live without. You only pay for the bottles, what has capitalism done to society?
Good morning everypony! Is anyone thirsty? Here, take a sip of water. You really need to hydrate!
November 14, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Good morning everypony! Is anyone thirsty? Here, take a sip of water. You really need to hydrate!
𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀀 𒈾 𒍢 𒅕
𒆠 𒉈 𒈠
𒌝 𒈠 𒈾 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠
𒀀 𒉡 𒌑 𒈠 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒆪
𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒄠
𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒀀 𒈠
𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴
𒀀 𒈾 𒄀 𒅖 𒀭 𒂗𒍪 𒀀 𒈾 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔
𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒅅 𒈠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒀀 𒄠
𒌑 𒆷 𒋼 𒁍 𒍑
𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒆷 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴
𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀
𒋫 𒀸 𒆪 𒌦 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠
𒋳 𒈠 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀
𒋳 𒈠 \[𒆷\] 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒀜 𒆷 𒅗
𒅀 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒅎
𒌅 𒅆 𒅎 𒈠 𒉌 𒈠
𒆠 𒉈 𒈠
𒌝 𒈠 𒈾 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠
𒀀 𒉡 𒌑 𒈠 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒆪
𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒄠
𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒀀 𒈠
𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴
𒀀 𒈾 𒄀 𒅖 𒀭 𒂗𒍪 𒀀 𒈾 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔
𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒅅 𒈠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒀀 𒄠
𒌑 𒆷 𒋼 𒁍 𒍑
𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒆷 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴
𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀
𒋫 𒀸 𒆪 𒌦 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠
𒋳 𒈠 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀
𒋳 𒈠 \[𒆷\] 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒀜 𒆷 𒅗
𒅀 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒅎
𒌅 𒅆 𒅎 𒈠 𒉌 𒈠
November 14, 2024 at 4:56 AM
𒀀 𒈾 𒂍 𒀀 𒈾 𒍢 𒅕
𒆠 𒉈 𒈠
𒌝 𒈠 𒈾 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠
𒀀 𒉡 𒌑 𒈠 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒆪
𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒄠
𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒀀 𒈠
𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴
𒀀 𒈾 𒄀 𒅖 𒀭 𒂗𒍪 𒀀 𒈾 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔
𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒅅 𒈠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒀀 𒄠
𒌑 𒆷 𒋼 𒁍 𒍑
𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒆷 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴
𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀
𒋫 𒀸 𒆪 𒌦 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠
𒋳 𒈠 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀
𒋳 𒈠 \[𒆷\] 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒀜 𒆷 𒅗
𒅀 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒅎
𒌅 𒅆 𒅎 𒈠 𒉌 𒈠
𒆠 𒉈 𒈠
𒌝 𒈠 𒈾 𒀭 𒉌 𒈠
𒀀 𒉡 𒌑 𒈠 𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒆪
𒆠 𒀀 𒄠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒄠
𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒀀 𒈠
𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴
𒀀 𒈾 𒄀 𒅖 𒀭 𒂗𒍪 𒀀 𒈾 𒀜 𒁲 𒅔
𒋫 𒀠 𒇷 𒅅 𒈠 𒋫 𒀝 𒁉 𒀀 𒄠
𒌑 𒆷 𒋼 𒁍 𒍑
𒄖 𒁀 𒊑 𒆷 𒁕 𒄠 𒆪 𒁴
𒀀 𒈾 𒈠 𒅈 𒅆 𒅁 𒊑 𒅀
𒋫 𒀸 𒆪 𒌦 𒈠 𒌝 𒈠 𒀜 𒋫 𒈠
𒋳 𒈠 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀
𒋳 𒈠 \[𒆷\] 𒋼 𒇷 𒆠 𒀀 𒀜 𒆷 𒅗
𒅀 𒋾 𒀀 𒈾 𒆠 𒈠 𒈠 𒀭 𒉌 𒅎
𒌅 𒅆 𒅎 𒈠 𒉌 𒈠
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I went to a thrift store and saw this little guy. Thought he was cute. Then my partner's 12 year old sister said his crime was prostitution. He is no longer cute
November 14, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I went to a thrift store and saw this little guy. Thought he was cute. Then my partner's 12 year old sister said his crime was prostitution. He is no longer cute
*flips to march*
"By my troth, good sir, thou possesseth a most commendable member, of fairest length and ample girth. Tis greater than mine own"
"By my troth, good sir, thou possesseth a most commendable member, of fairest length and ample girth. Tis greater than mine own"
November 14, 2024 at 3:07 AM
*flips to march*
"By my troth, good sir, thou possesseth a most commendable member, of fairest length and ample girth. Tis greater than mine own"
"By my troth, good sir, thou possesseth a most commendable member, of fairest length and ample girth. Tis greater than mine own"
It's been 8 years and I completely forgot about Pokemon Go and the cool little team emblems. Has anyone else forgotten?
November 14, 2024 at 2:51 AM
It's been 8 years and I completely forgot about Pokemon Go and the cool little team emblems. Has anyone else forgotten?
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
November 14, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
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me: i'm sad
cat: shut the fuck up and serve me food
cat: shut the fuck up and serve me food
November 12, 2024 at 4:19 PM
me: i'm sad
cat: shut the fuck up and serve me food
cat: shut the fuck up and serve me food
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Justice Department Concurs With Matt Gaetz Defense That 17-Year-Olds Pretty Much Ready To Roll
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November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Justice Department Concurs With Matt Gaetz Defense That 17-Year-Olds Pretty Much Ready To Roll
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I just crawled out of the sewer lines that is Twitter and this app feels like the sun beaming on my face after removing the man cover
November 14, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I just crawled out of the sewer lines that is Twitter and this app feels like the sun beaming on my face after removing the man cover