jeph 🍣
@rhythmik.bsky.social
they/them/elle
English/Español
あたしは日本語が話せない
Magic Arena/Trading Card Game Broadcast Production.
One of the Pokemon VGC players of all time
Owner of @esportsadm.in
[Virginia Beach, VA]
English/Español
あたしは日本語が話せない
Magic Arena/Trading Card Game Broadcast Production.
One of the Pokemon VGC players of all time
Owner of @esportsadm.in
[Virginia Beach, VA]
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January 20, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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Waitress: are you from Halifax?
Me: haha no I’m originally from the states
Waitress: oh! My boyfriend wants to move to the states
Me: 😬
Waitress: yeah 😬
Me: haha no I’m originally from the states
Waitress: oh! My boyfriend wants to move to the states
Me: 😬
Waitress: yeah 😬
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Waitress: are you from Halifax?
Me: haha no I’m originally from the states
Waitress: oh! My boyfriend wants to move to the states
Me: 😬
Waitress: yeah 😬
Me: haha no I’m originally from the states
Waitress: oh! My boyfriend wants to move to the states
Me: 😬
Waitress: yeah 😬
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
we are so fucked
The Canada-China relationship has been distant and uncertain for nearly a decade.
We’re changing that, with a new strategic partnership that benefits the people of both our nations.
We’re changing that, with a new strategic partnership that benefits the people of both our nations.
January 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
we are so fucked
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
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[Meta]
For the record, this account (@verified.pds.mmatt.net) is NOT ran by Bluesky Social PBLC and never will be.
This account serves as a public information sector for the Bluesky verification system, which can be publicly observed via the ATProtocol.
The operator of this bot states: "F#CK ICE"
For the record, this account (@verified.pds.mmatt.net) is NOT ran by Bluesky Social PBLC and never will be.
This account serves as a public information sector for the Bluesky verification system, which can be publicly observed via the ATProtocol.
The operator of this bot states: "F#CK ICE"
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
[Meta]
For the record, this account (@verified.pds.mmatt.net) is NOT ran by Bluesky Social PBLC and never will be.
This account serves as a public information sector for the Bluesky verification system, which can be publicly observed via the ATProtocol.
The operator of this bot states: "F#CK ICE"
For the record, this account (@verified.pds.mmatt.net) is NOT ran by Bluesky Social PBLC and never will be.
This account serves as a public information sector for the Bluesky verification system, which can be publicly observed via the ATProtocol.
The operator of this bot states: "F#CK ICE"
NEW MATCHBOOK ROMANCE DROPPED TODAY????????
January 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM
NEW MATCHBOOK ROMANCE DROPPED TODAY????????
see yall in a few days
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
see yall in a few days
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Terry Bogard needs to start asking “ARE YOU OKAY” to his fuckin shit-ass company
January 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Terry Bogard needs to start asking “ARE YOU OKAY” to his fuckin shit-ass company
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I think like most people I am getting real fucking tired of being expected to still go through life and have a job while all this chaos is happening daily. Its absolutely unsustainable
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I think like most people I am getting real fucking tired of being expected to still go through life and have a job while all this chaos is happening daily. Its absolutely unsustainable
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tahst why we're number one
the usa is nothing like nazi germany. nazi germany only had one gestapo. we have like six
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
tahst why we're number one
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"the real game starts after the credits" well too bad, my adhd put a little tick mark next to it with "task completed" written in crayon so I'm never gonna touch it again
September 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"the real game starts after the credits" well too bad, my adhd put a little tick mark next to it with "task completed" written in crayon so I'm never gonna touch it again
would love to see the republican party crushed out of existence in my state
Virginia Democrats look to decimate GOP seats in redistricting effort
Virginia Democrats look to decimate GOP seats in redistricting effort
But some Democrats warn that the effort may be more difficult than it looks.
dlvr.it
January 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
would love to see the republican party crushed out of existence in my state
im glad i got a lot of stuff i needed to moderately future-proof my rigs two years ago but this is absolutely fucking unreal
January 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
im glad i got a lot of stuff i needed to moderately future-proof my rigs two years ago but this is absolutely fucking unreal
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FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
beyblade tournament has capped all three days (and the one we ran at midnight)
January 11, 2026 at 1:32 AM
beyblade tournament has capped all three days (and the one we ran at midnight)
its so wild
i feel like I'm constantly working
constantly making cool stuff
doing cool things
and yet
i feel like im never doing enough
i always want to do more stuff
i feel like I'm constantly working
constantly making cool stuff
doing cool things
and yet
i feel like im never doing enough
i always want to do more stuff
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
its so wild
i feel like I'm constantly working
constantly making cool stuff
doing cool things
and yet
i feel like im never doing enough
i always want to do more stuff
i feel like I'm constantly working
constantly making cool stuff
doing cool things
and yet
i feel like im never doing enough
i always want to do more stuff